Guest murta Posted May 6, 2001 Share Posted May 6, 2001 Did I type that? Wow, I can be horrible, sorry y'all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted May 6, 2001 Share Posted May 6, 2001 my "ex" girlfriend and I met today....we did..."stuff" ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted May 7, 2001 Share Posted May 7, 2001 bah, murta im just kidding......... although a lot of kids do do rather "interesting" things around here. and corey izn't a wimp... really. hes beafy ------------------ FrenchyD Visit my site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted May 7, 2001 Share Posted May 7, 2001 fat, u mean hes fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted May 7, 2001 Share Posted May 7, 2001 *rollz her eyez* ------------------ FrenchyD Visit my site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracio T. Marley Posted May 7, 2001 Share Posted May 7, 2001 Originally posted by MegaMonkey: A perfect day. I just spent it with my GF - I talked with her all day. She's a great listener... oh and I visited her house and all... I'm in love And I think I made a great impression to her parents, as I wasn't shy. I know the situation can be embarrassing, but not for me. Her mother had some doubts against me first ( before she met me ), as I am what some would call 'hip-hopper' ( not in the strongest meaning of the word, 'tho ) - but not anymore I'm really lucky, as my girlfriend is very smart, wise, a great listener, a great kisser and really hot! My first REAL kiss was something I'll never forget - we kissed for about 20 seconds, and it went just perfect. Her kiss was something I had never experienced before... the best kiss I have ever had... and the longest one as well It's incredible - we met just few days ago and already we are so much more than best friends... you know what I mean here I mean, few weeks ago i thought I would never find a girl like her - all my previous romances are pale if compared to this. Ah... maybe this is the first time I'm really in love... Gawd I could write hours and hours of just good points of her and tell you how great she is... but I think i'm going to stop here so you won't get bored with me... Lucky giant monkey all my free time is spent being with my slef or here. i have no other free time and if i do then i might not spend as much time here but ubtil then your stuck with me being here. ------------------ AHHHHHHH I grew 2 more heads am I going crazy? please dont answer that. Why'd you tell me that now I need another coconut visit my website at http://www.heraciossite.homestead.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted May 7, 2001 Author Share Posted May 7, 2001 I'm cool now But hey, we're not going ahead of things - I'm still 14, you know But I have great chances to, you know, this summer... or at least I hope I mean, I'm not 14 forever. This summer I turn 15... [ *wakes up to face the reality* ] Ok, maybe I'm not ready for THAT yet ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 7, 2001 Share Posted May 7, 2001 sheeeesh, there's more to a relationship then sex, there's oral sex, oh and foreplay too but I don't wanna hear about any 14 or 15yo's having sex do you hear me? you're too young you've got your whole lives ahead of you so there's no need for sex at such a young age Gawd I'm getting mothering again OK, if you're going to have sex make sure it's safe sex coz I dont want any of you lot to be parents at the age of 15 or something! ------------------ Check Out My New Homepage, And Sign The Guestbook, Otherwise I'll Be Upset! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted May 7, 2001 Share Posted May 7, 2001 Here, a translation of a pretty old Chinese song that I found rather humorous (and true), having to do with love... It was funnier in Chinese, but it's kind of hard for that humor to carry over into a different language. The Eros Syndrome A lot of specialists have told me, they say, 'You should approach romantic love in a rational, sensible manner.' This leaves me to ponder that, perhaps these "specialists" have never been in love; try it if you don't believe me--if you can still remain rational or sensible when you fall in love, you must be lying. The cause of the Eros Syndrome remains one of the greatest mysteries to this day. Regardless of gender, age, occupation, weight, level of education, physical appearance, or blood type, there is no one who is immune. Some specialists and scholars believe that, after intensive research, love is caused by an imbalance of endocrine gland secretions, yet others believe that love is caused by viral infections, like the common cold--it cannot be cured, but most recover naturally. Whether you agree or not, from ancient times till today, many cases prove that "love" is not only a sickness, it can also be a pevertedness. Typically, early symptoms of infection include the sudden change of lifestyle; washing oneself extra clean during showers/baths, brushing one's teeth with more vigor, or suddenly getting up in the middle of the night to play piano. Some people wear an idiot-grin while standing on the balcony facing passersby, some will act crazy one minute and be completely quiet the next, some try to sneeze while biting on their fingernails and looking at the mirror with a blank expression on their face, some will cuss at dogs for no reason; women suddenly change their hairstyles, men commence a daily weight-training program. Having irregular appetite habits, hysteria, limb disarrays, become mentally over sensitive, tremblings, and spasms can all occur during this stage. As the level of the sickness begins to increase, the person will become especially sensitive, courageous, and disgusting. Everything they write, say, and sing will be seem as if from genius poets, filled with talent, the more mushy the more it's interesting and fun. Some people, after falling in love, will spend everyday hiding inside the bathroom to weep, some conduct a press conference to announce the news of love, while still others love to hide themselves in darkness, as if they've done something unspeakable. Everyday busily looking for fortune tellers, turning all their efforts to trying to change themselves to suit the habits of the other, everyday seems like an important day to be remembered, and they consider themselves the souvenirs. Everyday they cuddle together aimlessly, even if they've nothing to say to each other things still seem fun. Whether walking, sitting, lying on their backs or stomachs, they are never apart, as if they're always in a three-legged race or as if they are Siamese Twins! All that's in the heart is "love you, love you, love you, love you," don't even care if there's any food back home, or if there are people outside in demonstrations, only care about "loving you." All that's in the heart is "love you, love you, love you, love you," world peace or war bears no concern, nor do how the people starving in third-world countries, the only concern is "loving you." After a period of being passionately and vigorously in love, they begin to gradually recover from the infection, and begin to tire of each other, attacking each other's weaknesses; all the sweetness seems to have gone with the passing wind. Then they start to awaken from their misconceptions and misunderstandings, in awe of how unintelligent they have been with themselves, having forsaken their parents, friends, brothers and sisters all for the sake of love, and feel a great sense of remorse. Then they begin to feel exhausted, depressed, shortness of breath, palpitation, toothaches, headaches, and nightmares; then it's complete loss of energy, the enlargement of pupils, having hot tempers, numbness in all four limbs, finally, they can't take anymore, and break up. Although the result is rather saddening, it's no big deal after you understand it. Love is, after all, like a cloud that cannot be pinned down, but I would like to tell you this... Oh~~~ For the time when I felt forlorn, your tenderness relieved me from my desolation. Bringing me such a genuine bliss, causing my heart and soul to tremble... I would like to whisper softly that I love you, love you, love you, love you, be it deep in the night or when the dawn breaks, whether I'm dreaming or wide awake, I love you dearly. Whisper softly, I love you, love you, love you, love you, be it deep in the night or when the dawn breaks, whether I'm dreaming or wide awake, I love you dearly... What great joy and fortune, allowing me to have met you... Ooh... ------------------ "Mulder, there's something up there." "Oh, I've been saying that for years." --Scully & Mulder, The X-Files Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted May 7, 2001 Share Posted May 7, 2001 Originally posted by MegaMonkey: I'm cool now But hey, we're not going ahead of things - I'm still 14, you know But I have great chances to, you know, this summer... or at least I hope I mean, I'm not 14 forever. This summer I turn 15... [ *wakes up to face the reality* ] Ok, maybe I'm not ready for THAT yet well, I'm 15 & my "ex"girlfriend is 14. But she promised that we should....u know....VERY soon. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted May 7, 2001 Share Posted May 7, 2001 Well if you do your just stupid! 15 is WAY to young! Look listen to your elders Me/Natty/Brief. We've been there done that and IF you o and something goes wrong then you've ruined your ENTIRE LIFE! And don't go thinking oh it's ok thees pills and stuff. Cos thats crap! I know it's tempting but wait till your a bit older and have more sense and knowledge about these things. Brief you speak chinese? wo zhi hui shuo yi-dianr han-yu. ce-suo zai nar? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 7, 2001 Share Posted May 7, 2001 Yeah exactly, I just found out a friend of mine on the net is preggers, I've met her and her bf (the father) and they're only both 19... so yeah, she said it was an accident, but it just goes to show that accidents CAN happen and the condom or the pill or whatever might not always work. As my mum says "Safe sex is no sex" OK, I am really starting to sound like a parent, but like I said I get mothering lots so sometimes it's probably just best to ignore me ------------------ Check Out My New Homepage, And Sign The Guestbook, Otherwise I'll Be Upset! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted May 7, 2001 Share Posted May 7, 2001 Okay okay... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted May 7, 2001 Share Posted May 7, 2001 Good lad. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 Originally posted by Brighteyesmonkey: Brief you speak chinese? wo zhi hui shuo yi-dianr han-yu. ce-suo zai nar? Um... as near as I can tell, you're asking for the restroom...? ------------------ "Hey Joe, I gotta ask: The girl at the xerox place, buck naked; or, or, a big tub of jam?" "Put your hands together." --Chandler & Joey, Friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 HEYY HEY HEY NOW THERE YOU OLD FARTS GO WITH UR PREDJIDSIMSHASHJK puh-lease. i have my morals. I'm not having sex till im married and i like it that way!!!!!!!!!!!! my god. you guys are like those retarded speakers that come to our class ------------------ FrenchyD Visit my site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 I know Frenchy, I know you're not stupid, but there are some people who think that nothing can happen to them and they won't get pregnant, I'm just worrying lol ------------------ Check Out My New Homepage, And Sign The Guestbook, Otherwise I'll Be Upset! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted May 8, 2001 Author Share Posted May 8, 2001 Hey, don't worry - I'm not going to have sex just yet. Perhaps I'm not ready for it yet - not mentally anyways. I know the dangers, yes, and there's always possibilities. I know that even using a condom the sex isn't safe - but it never is. Well, due to research, ( rounded ) 30 prosent of girls lose their virginity at the age of 15. That's about 1/3. Boys tend to be behind girls in these things, and they usually have their first experiences of sex at the age of 17. And many say that sex at too young age leaves just bad taste. Storken, cool it off Girls tend to be mentally readier than us, boys, and they tend to 'want' something we're not ready for. Ok, I'm not a parent, but... ah well - I'll update you on this subject later ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 Hey mega, I gotta ask: a big pile of juicy bananas , or your girlfriend? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted May 8, 2001 Author Share Posted May 8, 2001 You threw in a hard one Niko... Bananas OR girl-friend... Bananas OR girl-friend... *after 30 minutes* Girl-friend OR bananas... Girl-friend OR bananas... Ok, Niko - I finally came up with an answer that is logical and shouldn't hurt my GF's feelings. I would take the pile of bananas. Why? I have loved bananas since I lived on my mother's cave, but this GF is still quite new. I would of course eat the bananas quickly and then move onto my GF ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 8, 2001 Share Posted May 8, 2001 hmmmmm... i wanna see a pic of mega and his gf... you know i just realised, today is my one year aniversary with my gf....oh wait...i forgot we broke up.... hmmmm well nevermind. i always meet girls on my school trips. and i have one next week, a 4 day trip... (thats where i found my x-gf last year) i also just realised i dont have even one picture of me and my X-gf..... ah well ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted May 9, 2001 Author Share Posted May 9, 2001 Heh - perhaps I'll take a shot of us on my summer-vacation - oh and in swimsuits There's some eye-candy for you [ both girls and boys ] ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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