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I saw "Making fun of Crappy movies from 1995" or whatever.

 

Post the worst movie YOU'VE ever seen here!!!! YAY!

 

My top 3:

 

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - OMG! BORRRRRRING!

 

Billy Eliot - Some wussy kid doing ballet

 

The Animal - funny parts, but stupid stupid stupid stupid story line.

 

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Damn, you guys are harsh! Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, I don't personally like, but it can't possibly be the worst movie you have ever seen, same with Traffic. You guys just probably have no memory. smile.gif

 

I remember this one movie I saw in which a dog ran after some criminals and then the dog got hit by a car, came back to life as a ghost only his original owner (a little boy) could see, and used magic to get back at the criminals. I forget the name. This is the worst movie I have ever seen.

 

A movie that was produced by a major production studio that I think is the worst movie I have seen was Jurassic Park 2. Horrible.

 

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American Beauty- hasn't he ever heard of a thing called a blowup doll?

 

Beaches- I hate Bette Middler, need I say more?

 

ET- Dieeeeeeeee I hate ET one of the worst movies I've ever seen

 

Four Weddings and a Funeral- Don't like it don't know why

 

Honey I Blew Up The Kids/Shrunk The Kids or whatever- Boooooooooring

 

The Neverending Story- Yaaaaaawn it goes for too long and it's depressing

 

Godzilla- I was sooooo scared, NOT

 

Pokemon- I don't care which pokemon movie it is, why haven't they dies yet?

 

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the neverending story 0wns joo!!!! mad.gif

 

kazam was a terrible movie, ummm plan 9 from outter space was bad and theres all those substitute sequels they pop out these days, i think its up to the substitute 6 now...

 

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Can't think of the worst.

But best:

 

Big trouble in little China

All the bonds

Thundercats the movie

 

I've got a better idea.What's in your video collection?

Mine:

All the bond films,

All the Star Wars,

Jurrasic Park,

Total Recall,

Pulpfiction,

Matrix,

Blade Runner,

Michael Palin's Hemmingways Adventures.

 

 

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God if I go through my video collection I'll be here for the next week doing so, so off the top of my head and some of these include DVD too...

 

Starwars Trilogy Spech edition

Titanic

Wedding Singer

The Mummy

Charlies Angels

The Bone Collector

T2 Judgement Day

The Mummy

Austin Powers

The Bone Collector

The Prince Of Egypt

Toy Story2

Charlottes Web (awwwww biggrin.gif)

Phantom Menace

The Matrix

10 Things I Hate About You

The Man In The Iron Mask

The Castle (Aussie movie and it's great too)

The Dish (another Aussie Movie, mite go watch that later)

Murials Wedding (Aussie movie too)

Back to The Future Trilogy

Indiana Jones Trilogy

The Truman Show

There's Something About Mary

Gone In 60 Seconds

Scary Movie

American Pie

Coyote Ugly

 

There's so many more too, there's so many videos it would take me weeks to go through them all, maybe I should take a picture of my lounge so you can see how many video's we have

 

 

 

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If you go to through my video collection you will find x*y Disney movies and short other Disney things.

Let's get back to the worst movie, and this IS the worst one:

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BATTLEFIELD EARTH

 

 

I can't even describe how bad it is, but imagine this:

The best it got was 2, and it didn't deserve it at all.

It truly was so bad that it was funny.

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1. TITANIC (well, it`s not the worst movie ever it was just boring and well i can`t remember anything past tuesday)

 

2.godzilla 2000 (godzilla need i say more)

 

3.Pearl habour(historically innacurate and as boring as hell)

 

Like i`m not saying these are the worst movies ever, just that i have a bad memory and these are bad movies that i recently saw.

 

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You know, if I was Japanese I'd be pretty upset with how they're shown in the movie. Yesterday on TV I was watching this show (bloody cable thingie wasn't working so I couldn't watch the footy) so Melbourne was getting what was broadcast on Sydney TV... Anyways it was about the fall of Singapore to Japan in WW2, and I'm sittin there thinking, in all due credit to Japan they did mighty well coz in the space of like 12 hours, they bombed Pearl Harbor, Darwin(please for the love of God tell me you know where Darwin is tongue.gif)Malasyia and somewhere else too I think, but I can't remember. So I just thought they did well to bomb all these places in the space of 12hours or whatever it was. It's strange coz when I was in year10 in History we did a bit of the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki (don't ask why we weren't doing Australian History, I still don't know) anyways we were watching a documentry on the survivours of the Atomic bomb and the way they were talking they were making it sound like it was all Americas fault in the first place, when technically it is coz they dropped the atomic bomb, but the Japanese bombed America first so technically it was Japans fault. Sorry I'm rambling, I just got all these thoughts about it running through my head

 

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OY! i live in the same area as billy elliot, or jamie bell, as i know him by, so don't diss him! hes a good person!

 

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