Natty Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 THINGS TO DO AT K-MART WHILE YOUR OTHER HALF IS SHOPPING 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'trolleys when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to a store employee and tell him/her in an official tone; "I think we have a Code 3 in Homeware". 5. Put M & M's on layby. 6. Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to the carpeted areas. 7. Set up a tent in the Sporting Section; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When someone asks if they can help you, start crying and ask; "Why won't people leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose. 10.While handling guns in the Sporting Section, ask the salesperson if the gun is sold with a prescription for anti-depressants. 11.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible". 12.In the Auto Dept practise your Madonna look by using different sized funnels. 13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, jump out and yell; "PICK ME!" 14.When an announcement comes over the P.A. system, assume the foetal position and scream; "Not the voices again!" 15.Go into the Fitting Room and call out loudly; "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here". ------------------ Check Out My New Homepage, And Sign The Guestbook, Otherwise I'll Be Upset! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 been there....done that.... and im not kidding.... i did mostly everything in there allready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted June 15, 2001 Author Share Posted June 15, 2001 Is there anything on that list you haven't done? ------------------ Check Out My New Homepage, And Sign The Guestbook, Otherwise I'll Be Upset! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted June 15, 2001 Share Posted June 15, 2001 Originally posted by Natty: THINGS TO DO AT K-MART WHILE YOUR OTHER HALF IS SHOPPING 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'trolleys when they aren't looking. did it. did it with tampoons to 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals. not 10 minutes, but yeah i did it 3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms. nope...maybe not apple juice... 4. Walk up to a store employee and tell him/her in an official tone; "I think we have a Code 3 in Homeware". yeah like they wouldnt remember having a bluehaired employee 5. Put M & M's on layby. huh? 6. Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to the carpeted areas. not to carpeted areas, but i did move them 7. Set up a tent in the Sporting Section; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. didnt do that... maybe in ikea 8. When someone asks if they can help you, start crying and ask; "Why won't people leave me alone?" did that...i HATE people asking me if i need help... 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose. not pick my nose, but more like "other stuff" 10.While handling guns in the Sporting Section, ask the salesperson if the gun is sold with a prescription for anti-depressants. nope... 11.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible". did that! even once used the wagon as a car while i hummed. 12.In the Auto Dept practise your Madonna look by using different sized funnels. "cough"no"cough" 13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, jump out and yell; "PICK ME!" i will let you use your imagination for that one 14.When an announcement comes over the P.A. system, assume the foetal position and scream; "Not the voices again!" didnt really scream it, but i said it. 15.Go into the Fitting Room and call out loudly; "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here". did it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted June 16, 2001 Share Posted June 16, 2001 I've done that ALL *thank you thank you*. I saw that from an e-mail and so me and my friends printed it off and did it. But in wal-mart. There's another half to that list though honey! ------------------ FrenchyD A dog can't get struck by lightning. You know why? Cause he's too close to the ground. See, lightning strikes tall things. ~Barney (the Andy Griffith Show) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted June 16, 2001 Author Share Posted June 16, 2001 That's all I got in the list Frenchy Do you still have it pwease? ------------------ Check Out My New Homepage, And Sign The Guestbook, Otherwise I'll Be Upset! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiScO StU Posted June 16, 2001 Share Posted June 16, 2001 Originally posted by Niko: didnt do that... maybe in ikea Ikea has the best hotdogs, i mean their hotdays are sooooo good. DAMN IT i want a HOTDOG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted June 16, 2001 Share Posted June 16, 2001 *ahem* {grabs trophy back from frenchy} yeah well i did all that stuff with my own originallity, i didnt get any e-mail thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted June 16, 2001 Share Posted June 16, 2001 A good thing to do at supermarkets (and a good way to shock people) is to fill a trolley with beer and then put a pack of nappies in. Then when you get to the checkout, pretend you don't have enough money to by it all and then tell the checkout worker you'll put the nappies back. (Think I'm remembering that right - Ed Byrne told it at Reading Festival) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted June 16, 2001 Share Posted June 16, 2001 I think a good thing to do at supermarkets is buy stuff. ------------------ "the storks are listening" Now spammed more then 1000 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faith Posted June 16, 2001 Share Posted June 16, 2001 Originally posted by storken: I think a good thing to do at supermarkets is buy stuff. wheres the fun in that? isnt it obvious that u "buy" stuff anyhow? ------------------ Faith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted June 16, 2001 Share Posted June 16, 2001 there is no fun in it. It IS obvious. Your completly right. good girl. ------------------ "the storks are listening" Now spammed more then 1000 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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