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Guest Brighteyesmonkey
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Why do you think she's refusing to give it back to you?

To P*ss you off of course! It's so funny the way we just take the mickey out of other countries and they never notice that we doing it!!!! biggrin.gif Especially America.It's a traditional past time to insult the Americans.It's ssssoooo easy!

 

When I think of Australia I think of Natty.

 

GET OUT OF MY HEAD FOR GOD SAKE!!!!!!

(Yes I am crackers tongue.gif )

 

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The names Monkey....Brighteyesmonkey

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Originally posted by Natty:

What about the USA? Oh you mean what do I think of when I hear USA? Me thinks Disneyland!

 

Whacha think when you hear Australia? (hmmmm this should be interesting)

 

 

Criminals

 

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It used to be wild animals like kangaroos and stuff, snakes, although I am aware of that Australia is not all wildlife, but lately I actually start thinking of you.

Like: Whenever the word "Australia" comes up, it's: NATTY!!

And that you slaughtered some team 24-0 or something in soccer. biggrin.gif

Guest Brighteyesmonkey
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The Bill? Haha yeah that's the real english accent.

 

Oih cobber throw anuver shrimp on tha baaaarbie why don't ya.Ya big galloot!

Flamin wallabe!

 

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The names Monkey....Brighteyesmonkey

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But it is better then seeing it all in german. Do you know how horrible that is. With a english accent (or something like that) everything (and i mean everyting) in german.

Please give me that old english accent and i won´t complain. smile.gif

 

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OK, here it is, this was a TV beer ad on Australian TV and I think it sums us up pretty well, if you can't read the image file properly, there's a written part underneath it so you can read it biggrin.gif

 

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I don't have a kangaroo for a pet

I don't wrestle with crocodiles

And I don't wear a cork hat

I fight wars

But never start wars

I would rather make peace

I can wear my country's flag with pride

I am a rock

I am the ocean

I am the island continent

My brothers are the Smiths, the Wilsons

The Santanellies, the DeCostas, the Wongs

And the Tarrajarras

I like beetroot on my hamburger

I ride in the front seat of a taxi

I believe it's a prawn, not a shrimp

I believe the world is round and downunder is on top

I believe Australia is the best address on Earth

And Australians brew the best beer on Earth

 

 

 

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smile.gif Don´t know if it´s the best place on earth.

But if you say so, than it must be the best place for you. wink.gif Can´t think of any good australian beer, but what the h...! It´s not interesting after all. smile.gif

Guest Brighteyesmonkey
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You wrote that yourself!

 

Even if you didn't thy paied the bloke to say it.

 

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The names Monkey....Brighteyesmonkey

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Originally posted by Natty:

No seriously I didn't write it myself, check out the TV ad at www.ibelieve.com.au

 

BTW, can I have a cricket score pwease? biggrin.gif

 

 

Cricket......Non-American sports are funny........

 

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Originally posted by Natty:

Funny? frown.gif Why are they funny? I understand baseball, hit the ball and run around the bases. I understand basketball- get the ball in the hoop and score points, I don't understand Gridiron though- Touchdown? WTF is a touchdown?

 

 

Gridiron? You mean "Football" or "American Football"? A Cricket is the name of an insect, anyways I was just jokin bout how different they are....

 

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Originally posted by Natty:

What about the USA? Oh you mean what do I think of when I hear USA? Me thinks Disneyland!

 

Whacha think when you hear Australia? (hmmmm this should be interesting)

 

 

Crocodile Dundee

 

 

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No offence, but does Kid live in chat does he? Everytime I've been in there he's been in there, does he actually ever leave? tongue.gif

 

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I have a cable modem, so I am always connected to the interent, I know Im not the only one here with a cable modem. Plus if one person is on, more people will stay on...

 

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