NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 ...once upon a time, in a land far far away, lived a small deformed freak of nature named Thomas . Thomas loved runing around naked thrue the town , but this one day got him in trouble, when his "mr wiggles" got stuck in a locals @ss. the local was so shocked, that he got vegetealized at the spot. so thomas decided to...... continue the story... ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited August 11, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 Search for his lost brother.He couldn't find him so he went to church to confess...... ------------------ Poor Santa Claus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 oh. ------------------ "the storks are listening" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 im supposeing ''oh'' isn't continuing so...... ......that he was the one that had been f*cking the local chickens.The priest just stared at him in disbelief and said..... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Share Posted August 11, 2001 ...i'l give you 2 cents and a pickle if you blow me.... (is this to rude? ) ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited August 11, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 ......Fellas insisted he'd blow him for free.So a while later fellas came out a new man.He rang up the whole town and told them of what happened at the church.Minutes later an angry mob headed to........ ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Share Posted August 11, 2001 ...thomas's home, were his mom cate and brother bob lived. the mob blew out the door and shouted.... ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 .......Fellas family DIE!.The mob came in and wrecked the house.They beat bob and kate up and tied them together,they tossed them on the fire and watched them burn.THomas managed to escape luckly.Thomas fled town and made a run for........ ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Share Posted August 11, 2001 ...a bully's house that gave him wedgies and stole his milk money every day. but thomas concidered him a friend. this "friends" name was jonathan carter, as thomas knocked on the door to carters home... ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 .....*POW* Carter smashed his lights out.Fellas was out cold,jonathan fianlly got the oppotunity to do what he always had wanted to do to fellas,jonathan brought fellas into his room and locked the door..... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 this is getting weird. and it's not that tiny bit of weird, no, it's like it's already as weird as it could be and soon to be more. what i wanted to say was, this is weird. but maybe a bit more weird by now... and when your reading this, oooh, is it weird then. it's very weird. ------------------ "the storks are listening" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 Originally posted by Blondbeard: .....*POW* Carter smashed his lights out.Fellas was out cold,jonathan fianlly got the oppotunity to do what he always had wanted to do to fellas,jonathan brought fellas into his room and locked the door..... Carter said:"Now,take your ugly face away from me,or I'll blow your ****ing head off!"Then,he pointed at him with a big flame thrower.Thomas ran out of the window,glad to be alive.He turned around a corner,and then he saw....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 .....A naked woman,fellas ran covering his eyes.He ran all the way to gaysville and saw loads of lovely nice men stripping.Fellas stayed there and watched for a good 12 hours,before realising..... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 .....that he wasn't gay,he was SUPER gay.He went around in the streets looking for other gays that wanted a blowjob.Suddenly something strange happened...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Share Posted August 11, 2001 ....a homeless gay hippy held him tightly and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 ....and the gay asked Fellas for a bedroom visit,but when he saw his face,he screamed and ran away...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 .....Fellas pretended he was playing monkey island in real life.So he went up to a man and chose the option ''use mr wiggles with man''......... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 ....but the man didn't want to,and knocked Fellas down.Thomas screamed:"Hey,my brother will get revenge!"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Share Posted August 11, 2001 ..so thomas danced a d*ckless jig and laughd...just then he was run over by a truck and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 (what age group is this bedtime story meant to be for?) ....the fellas remembered he had no brother.Fellas walked over to the docks wanting to borrow a ship.He tapped a ship owner on the back.And seconds later the man had fled leaving his boat in the arms of fellas.Fellas had a good idea where he wanted to sail,it was......... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 .....his brother came and asked him if he was ok.Then Carter came,and stabbed Bob with a knife..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 ooops,the last message was meant before Blondbeard's version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 Originally posted by Blondbeard: (what age group is this bedtime story meant to be for?) ....the fellas remembered he had no brother.Fellas walked over to the docks wanting to borrow a ship.He tapped a ship owner on the back.And seconds later the man had fled leaving his boat in the arms of fellas.Fellas had a good idea where he wanted to sail,it was......... ....beautiful out in the sea.Suddenly,a German destroyer came and..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 ( what did I say ) [This message has been edited by storken (edited August 11, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 Originally posted by Drunken_Sailor: ....beautiful out in the sea.Suddenly,a German destroyer came and..... thre captain climbed out on deck and said. "Aha, vot is thiz, a new Hitler, nein. Heil Fellas!" but then an english war ship came and shot everyone in sight, except Fellas. They pulled Fellas out of the water, and put him on a one way ticket to hell, where he was greeted by NiKo, who said.... ------------------ Say no to Monkey Kombat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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