Blondbeard Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 THIS CONTAINS QUITE A BIT OF BAD LANGUAGE BUT IS FUNNY WHATEVER,PLUS DOWNLOAD IT AT THE BOTTOM (phone rings) daughter: hello? Kerpal: hello - is Abdar dere? daughter: who? Kerpal: ABDAR daughter: may I ask who's speaking, please? Kerpal: this is Kerpal. daughter: who? Kerpal: Kerpal. daughter: okay - one moment please. Abdar: allo? Kerpal: hello... Abdar: who this? Kerpal: Hi,I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog. Abdar: what? Kerpal: yur daughter come to my house today, Abdar: uh huh... Kerpal: and she come on my property, and then she kick my dog, and now my dog needs operation. Abdar: she kick-a you? Kerpal: SHE KICKED MY DOG. Abdar: she kick a your dog? Kerpal: YES. Abdar: which daughter? Kerpal: the one who just answered the phone. (sound of Abdar talking to daughter) Abdar: no Kerpal: what? Abdar: no Kerpal: yes she did! I saw her! and then I go to - I see daughter at your house.... and, why did she do it? Abdar: I don't know - she did'nt say! Kerpal: SHE DID! SHE'S LYING! SHE'S LYING TO YOU, F*CKING GAY! Abdar: where, where do you speaking? Kerpal: I am speaking from my house. Abdar: where d'you live? Kerpal: down the street from you. Abdar: huh? Kerpal: YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE! My dog, she kicked it, and now I'm going to f*ck her... Abdar: oh... well, I don't know... Kerpal: DON'T LIE, you ****ing gay. Abdar: wait, wait, don't talk like that! Kerpal: F*CK YOU! YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT WHAT-SHE DO! Abdar: yeah, yeah, but-a who kick your dog? Kerpal: your daughter... kicked my dog. Abdar: which daughter? Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT! ...you b*stard... daughter: hello? Kerpal: hello? daughter: yeah? Kerpal: why you kick my dog? daughter: hello? can I ask who's speaking, please? Kerpal: you know damn right. it's Kerpal. daughter: who the hell is this? Kerpal: it's Kerpal. daughter: who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal. Kerpal: yes you do. you kick my dog today. daughter: dog? Kerpal: DOG. daughter: we don't even - no one's ever been out - Kerpal: YOU DON'T ACT STUPID! You tell your dad that I am going to sue him. He's going to go to jail. daughter: okay, where the hell do you live? Kerpal: I live on your street. daughter: on my street. Kerpal: YOU KNOW WHERE - daughter: so you're saying that one of us has kicked your dog? Kerpal: yes. daughter: where about do you live? Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT! daughter: No, we do not know damn right - we don't even know you. Kerpal: yes you do. daughter: why? where the hell do you live? Kerpal: you don't ask dumb question. daughter: you live on Maditoo? Kerpal: NO, YOU - JUST SHUT UP. YOU TRY TO CONFUSE! I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN, YOUR GOING TO GO TO JAIL. daughter: you're damn right - call the police, cause we don't know what the hell - Kerpal: you do not tell me damn right. daughter: yeah, we don't know what the hell you're... Kerpal: you do not swear at me. daughter: ...talking about. Kerpal: I'm going to kill you. daughter: you're gonna kill us? Kerpal: NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST KIDDING! You just tell your dad dat I am going to get my lawyer, and he's going to arrest you! daughter: I don't know who the hell he is... Kerpal: HANYEE! daughter: okay, you just go ahead, okay, cause we don't know what the f*ck you're talking about. Kerpal: YOU DON'T EVER TELL ME TO F*CK! YOU SAY BAD WORD! daughter: How can you talk to us this way, when you have no proof - Kerpal: F*CK YOU, YOU! YOU DO NOT TELL ME F*CK YOU. OKAY, YOU? do you know - daughter: please just get lost, okay? cause... Kerpal: f*ck you. daughter: ...you need to shut up... Kerpal: you're going to jail. daughter: ... the hell you are, and you're calling us with all these obscene... Kerpal: SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. daughter: shut up? I don't even know you... Kerpal: SHUT UP. You shut up, you. daughter: don't tell me to shut up. I do not... Kerpal: SHUT UP - YOU STINK. You dotter.... daughter: oh? well, you stink too. Kerpal: NO YOU DON'T! daughter: yes you do! (laughing) Kerpal: I do not stink! daughter: I think you do! Kerpal: f*ck you. Just because I'm a Paki does not mean I stink! http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/kerpal.mp3 ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondbeard Posted August 12, 2001 Author Share Posted August 12, 2001 Have you HEARD it.I remember me and frenchy were the only ones who had heard it.Anyway there is a flash animation of it too.But downlod the MP3 http://www.flatplanet.org/miscellaneous/kerpal1.html ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 im listening to it for the 3rd time now the animation sucks though. ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited August 12, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 heard it, I prefer the porn store call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 reminds me of Hassan, Rally, Pippi Rull, Leifi, and all that stuff (even though I think it's only Grannen whho understands me) ------------------ "the storks are listening" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 I prefer Jerky Boys, Mc***** Filet ------------------ FrenchyD Build The Well BEFORE You Are Thirsty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 i understand you too storken!! halolo!!min brorsa har några hassan skivor, han e BÄST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(hassan alltså) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 LOL The prank phone-calls I use to do never last that long. I either hung up because I start to laugh, or the person on the other side hangs up. It's so simple yet funny. ------------------ NFGB = Nerd Fuck3r and Gates's B1tch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 ja, fast hassan är inte en person. hassan är ett gäng. hassan gänget. ------------------ "the storks are listening" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by Blondbeard: THIS CONTAINS QUITE A BIT OF BAD LANGUAGE BUT IS FUNNY WHATEVER,PLUS DOWNLOAD IT AT THE BOTTOM (phone rings) daughter: hello? Kerpal: hello - is Abdar dere? daughter: who? Kerpal: ABDAR daughter: may I ask who's speaking, please? Kerpal: this is Kerpal. daughter: who? Kerpal: Kerpal. daughter: okay - one moment please. Abdar: allo? Kerpal: hello... Abdar: who this? Kerpal: Hi,I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog. Abdar: what? Kerpal: yur daughter come to my house today, Abdar: uh huh... Kerpal: and she come on my property, and then she kick my dog, and now my dog needs operation. Abdar: she kick-a you? Kerpal: SHE KICKED MY DOG. Abdar: she kick a your dog? Kerpal: YES. Abdar: which daughter? Kerpal: the one who just answered the phone. (sound of Abdar talking to daughter) Abdar: no Kerpal: what? Abdar: no Kerpal: yes she did! I saw her! and then I go to - I see daughter at your house.... and, why did she do it? Abdar: I don't know - she did'nt say! Kerpal: SHE DID! SHE'S LYING! SHE'S LYING TO YOU, F*CKING GAY! Abdar: where, where do you speaking? Kerpal: I am speaking from my house. Abdar: where d'you live? Kerpal: down the street from you. Abdar: huh? Kerpal: YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE! My dog, she kicked it, and now I'm going to f*ck her... Abdar: oh... well, I don't know... Kerpal: DON'T LIE, you ****ing gay. Abdar: wait, wait, don't talk like that! Kerpal: F*CK YOU! YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT WHAT-SHE DO! Abdar: yeah, yeah, but-a who kick your dog? Kerpal: your daughter... kicked my dog. Abdar: which daughter? Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT! ...you b*stard... daughter: hello? Kerpal: hello? daughter: yeah? Kerpal: why you kick my dog? daughter: hello? can I ask who's speaking, please? Kerpal: you know damn right. it's Kerpal. daughter: who the hell is this? Kerpal: it's Kerpal. daughter: who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal. Kerpal: yes you do. you kick my dog today. daughter: dog? Kerpal: DOG. daughter: we don't even - no one's ever been out - Kerpal: YOU DON'T ACT STUPID! You tell your dad that I am going to sue him. He's going to go to jail. daughter: okay, where the hell do you live? Kerpal: I live on your street. daughter: on my street. Kerpal: YOU KNOW WHERE - daughter: so you're saying that one of us has kicked your dog? Kerpal: yes. daughter: where about do you live? Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT! daughter: No, we do not know damn right - we don't even know you. Kerpal: yes you do. daughter: why? where the hell do you live? Kerpal: you don't ask dumb question. daughter: you live on Maditoo? Kerpal: NO, YOU - JUST SHUT UP. YOU TRY TO CONFUSE! I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN, YOUR GOING TO GO TO JAIL. daughter: you're damn right - call the police, cause we don't know what the hell - Kerpal: you do not tell me damn right. daughter: yeah, we don't know what the hell you're... Kerpal: you do not swear at me. daughter: ...talking about. Kerpal: I'm going to kill you. daughter: you're gonna kill us? Kerpal: NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST KIDDING! You just tell your dad dat I am going to get my lawyer, and he's going to arrest you! daughter: I don't know who the hell he is... Kerpal: HANYEE! daughter: okay, you just go ahead, okay, cause we don't know what the f*ck you're talking about. Kerpal: YOU DON'T EVER TELL ME TO F*CK! YOU SAY BAD WORD! daughter: How can you talk to us this way, when you have no proof - Kerpal: F*CK YOU, YOU! YOU DO NOT TELL ME F*CK YOU. OKAY, YOU? do you know - daughter: please just get lost, okay? cause... Kerpal: f*ck you. daughter: ...you need to shut up... Kerpal: you're going to jail. daughter: ... the hell you are, and you're calling us with all these obscene... Kerpal: SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. daughter: shut up? I don't even know you... Kerpal: SHUT UP. You shut up, you. daughter: don't tell me to shut up. I do not... Kerpal: SHUT UP - YOU STINK. You dotter.... daughter: oh? well, you stink too. Kerpal: NO YOU DON'T! daughter: yes you do! (laughing) Kerpal: I do not stink! daughter: I think you do! Kerpal: f*ck you. Just because I'm a Paki does not mean I stink! http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/kerpal.mp3 It reminds me of Alice the Bot. ------------------ Poor Santa Claus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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