Blondbeard Posted August 12, 2001 Posted August 12, 2001 THIS CONTAINS QUITE A BIT OF BAD LANGUAGE BUT IS FUNNY WHATEVER,PLUS DOWNLOAD IT AT THE BOTTOM (phone rings) daughter: hello? Kerpal: hello - is Abdar dere? daughter: who? Kerpal: ABDAR daughter: may I ask who's speaking, please? Kerpal: this is Kerpal. daughter: who? Kerpal: Kerpal. daughter: okay - one moment please. Abdar: allo? Kerpal: hello... Abdar: who this? Kerpal: Hi,I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog. Abdar: what? Kerpal: yur daughter come to my house today, Abdar: uh huh... Kerpal: and she come on my property, and then she kick my dog, and now my dog needs operation. Abdar: she kick-a you? Kerpal: SHE KICKED MY DOG. Abdar: she kick a your dog? Kerpal: YES. Abdar: which daughter? Kerpal: the one who just answered the phone. (sound of Abdar talking to daughter) Abdar: no Kerpal: what? Abdar: no Kerpal: yes she did! I saw her! and then I go to - I see daughter at your house.... and, why did she do it? Abdar: I don't know - she did'nt say! Kerpal: SHE DID! SHE'S LYING! SHE'S LYING TO YOU, F*CKING GAY! Abdar: where, where do you speaking? Kerpal: I am speaking from my house. Abdar: where d'you live? Kerpal: down the street from you. Abdar: huh? Kerpal: YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE! My dog, she kicked it, and now I'm going to f*ck her... Abdar: oh... well, I don't know... Kerpal: DON'T LIE, you ****ing gay. Abdar: wait, wait, don't talk like that! Kerpal: F*CK YOU! YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT WHAT-SHE DO! Abdar: yeah, yeah, but-a who kick your dog? Kerpal: your daughter... kicked my dog. Abdar: which daughter? Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT! ...you b*stard... daughter: hello? Kerpal: hello? daughter: yeah? Kerpal: why you kick my dog? daughter: hello? can I ask who's speaking, please? Kerpal: you know damn right. it's Kerpal. daughter: who the hell is this? Kerpal: it's Kerpal. daughter: who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal. Kerpal: yes you do. you kick my dog today. daughter: dog? Kerpal: DOG. daughter: we don't even - no one's ever been out - Kerpal: YOU DON'T ACT STUPID! You tell your dad that I am going to sue him. He's going to go to jail. daughter: okay, where the hell do you live? Kerpal: I live on your street. daughter: on my street. Kerpal: YOU KNOW WHERE - daughter: so you're saying that one of us has kicked your dog? Kerpal: yes. daughter: where about do you live? Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT! daughter: No, we do not know damn right - we don't even know you. Kerpal: yes you do. daughter: why? where the hell do you live? Kerpal: you don't ask dumb question. daughter: you live on Maditoo? Kerpal: NO, YOU - JUST SHUT UP. YOU TRY TO CONFUSE! I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN, YOUR GOING TO GO TO JAIL. daughter: you're damn right - call the police, cause we don't know what the hell - Kerpal: you do not tell me damn right. daughter: yeah, we don't know what the hell you're... Kerpal: you do not swear at me. daughter: ...talking about. Kerpal: I'm going to kill you. daughter: you're gonna kill us? Kerpal: NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST KIDDING! You just tell your dad dat I am going to get my lawyer, and he's going to arrest you! daughter: I don't know who the hell he is... Kerpal: HANYEE! daughter: okay, you just go ahead, okay, cause we don't know what the f*ck you're talking about. Kerpal: YOU DON'T EVER TELL ME TO F*CK! YOU SAY BAD WORD! daughter: How can you talk to us this way, when you have no proof - Kerpal: F*CK YOU, YOU! YOU DO NOT TELL ME F*CK YOU. OKAY, YOU? do you know - daughter: please just get lost, okay? cause... Kerpal: f*ck you. daughter: ...you need to shut up... Kerpal: you're going to jail. daughter: ... the hell you are, and you're calling us with all these obscene... Kerpal: SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. daughter: shut up? I don't even know you... Kerpal: SHUT UP. You shut up, you. daughter: don't tell me to shut up. I do not... Kerpal: SHUT UP - YOU STINK. You dotter.... daughter: oh? well, you stink too. Kerpal: NO YOU DON'T! daughter: yes you do! (laughing) Kerpal: I do not stink! daughter: I think you do! Kerpal: f*ck you. Just because I'm a Paki does not mean I stink! http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/kerpal.mp3 ------------------
NiKo Posted August 12, 2001 Posted August 12, 2001 ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~
Blondbeard Posted August 12, 2001 Author Posted August 12, 2001 Have you HEARD it.I remember me and frenchy were the only ones who had heard it.Anyway there is a flash animation of it too.But downlod the MP3 http://www.flatplanet.org/miscellaneous/kerpal1.html ------------------
NiKo Posted August 12, 2001 Posted August 12, 2001 im listening to it for the 3rd time now the animation sucks though. ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited August 12, 2001).]
storken Posted August 12, 2001 Posted August 12, 2001 reminds me of Hassan, Rally, Pippi Rull, Leifi, and all that stuff (even though I think it's only Grannen whho understands me) ------------------ "the storks are listening"
Frenchyd Posted August 12, 2001 Posted August 12, 2001 I prefer Jerky Boys, Mc***** Filet ------------------ FrenchyD Build The Well BEFORE You Are Thirsty
Jack Posted August 13, 2001 Posted August 13, 2001 i understand you too storken!! halolo!!min brorsa har några hassan skivor, han e BÄST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(hassan alltså)
MegaMonkey Posted August 13, 2001 Posted August 13, 2001 LOL The prank phone-calls I use to do never last that long. I either hung up because I start to laugh, or the person on the other side hangs up. It's so simple yet funny. ------------------ NFGB = Nerd Fuck3r and Gates's B1tch!
storken Posted August 13, 2001 Posted August 13, 2001 ja, fast hassan är inte en person. hassan är ett gäng. hassan gänget. ------------------ "the storks are listening"
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 14, 2001 Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by Blondbeard: THIS CONTAINS QUITE A BIT OF BAD LANGUAGE BUT IS FUNNY WHATEVER,PLUS DOWNLOAD IT AT THE BOTTOM (phone rings) daughter: hello? Kerpal: hello - is Abdar dere? daughter: who? Kerpal: ABDAR daughter: may I ask who's speaking, please? Kerpal: this is Kerpal. daughter: who? Kerpal: Kerpal. daughter: okay - one moment please. Abdar: allo? Kerpal: hello... Abdar: who this? Kerpal: Hi,I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog. Abdar: what? Kerpal: yur daughter come to my house today, Abdar: uh huh... Kerpal: and she come on my property, and then she kick my dog, and now my dog needs operation. Abdar: she kick-a you? Kerpal: SHE KICKED MY DOG. Abdar: she kick a your dog? Kerpal: YES. Abdar: which daughter? Kerpal: the one who just answered the phone. (sound of Abdar talking to daughter) Abdar: no Kerpal: what? Abdar: no Kerpal: yes she did! I saw her! and then I go to - I see daughter at your house.... and, why did she do it? Abdar: I don't know - she did'nt say! Kerpal: SHE DID! SHE'S LYING! SHE'S LYING TO YOU, F*CKING GAY! Abdar: where, where do you speaking? Kerpal: I am speaking from my house. Abdar: where d'you live? Kerpal: down the street from you. Abdar: huh? Kerpal: YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE! My dog, she kicked it, and now I'm going to f*ck her... Abdar: oh... well, I don't know... Kerpal: DON'T LIE, you ****ing gay. Abdar: wait, wait, don't talk like that! Kerpal: F*CK YOU! YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT WHAT-SHE DO! Abdar: yeah, yeah, but-a who kick your dog? Kerpal: your daughter... kicked my dog. Abdar: which daughter? Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT! ...you b*stard... daughter: hello? Kerpal: hello? daughter: yeah? Kerpal: why you kick my dog? daughter: hello? can I ask who's speaking, please? Kerpal: you know damn right. it's Kerpal. daughter: who the hell is this? Kerpal: it's Kerpal. daughter: who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal. Kerpal: yes you do. you kick my dog today. daughter: dog? Kerpal: DOG. daughter: we don't even - no one's ever been out - Kerpal: YOU DON'T ACT STUPID! You tell your dad that I am going to sue him. He's going to go to jail. daughter: okay, where the hell do you live? Kerpal: I live on your street. daughter: on my street. Kerpal: YOU KNOW WHERE - daughter: so you're saying that one of us has kicked your dog? Kerpal: yes. daughter: where about do you live? Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT! daughter: No, we do not know damn right - we don't even know you. Kerpal: yes you do. daughter: why? where the hell do you live? Kerpal: you don't ask dumb question. daughter: you live on Maditoo? Kerpal: NO, YOU - JUST SHUT UP. YOU TRY TO CONFUSE! I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN, YOUR GOING TO GO TO JAIL. daughter: you're damn right - call the police, cause we don't know what the hell - Kerpal: you do not tell me damn right. daughter: yeah, we don't know what the hell you're... Kerpal: you do not swear at me. daughter: ...talking about. Kerpal: I'm going to kill you. daughter: you're gonna kill us? Kerpal: NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST KIDDING! You just tell your dad dat I am going to get my lawyer, and he's going to arrest you! daughter: I don't know who the hell he is... Kerpal: HANYEE! daughter: okay, you just go ahead, okay, cause we don't know what the f*ck you're talking about. Kerpal: YOU DON'T EVER TELL ME TO F*CK! YOU SAY BAD WORD! daughter: How can you talk to us this way, when you have no proof - Kerpal: F*CK YOU, YOU! YOU DO NOT TELL ME F*CK YOU. OKAY, YOU? do you know - daughter: please just get lost, okay? cause... Kerpal: f*ck you. daughter: ...you need to shut up... Kerpal: you're going to jail. daughter: ... the hell you are, and you're calling us with all these obscene... Kerpal: SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. daughter: shut up? I don't even know you... Kerpal: SHUT UP. You shut up, you. daughter: don't tell me to shut up. I do not... Kerpal: SHUT UP - YOU STINK. You dotter.... daughter: oh? well, you stink too. Kerpal: NO YOU DON'T! daughter: yes you do! (laughing) Kerpal: I do not stink! daughter: I think you do! Kerpal: f*ck you. Just because I'm a Paki does not mean I stink! http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/kerpal.mp3 It reminds me of Alice the Bot. ------------------ Poor Santa Claus!
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