NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Share Posted August 11, 2001 did you and frenchy get married allready? you DO know she's back... she posted today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 I shall be priest. I know the words of by heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 we aren't getting married yet. We must talk about it at least 1 or 6 times more. ------------------ "the storks are listening" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodama3456 Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 i wonder what the children will look like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 Originally posted by NiKo: im sorry dear. but alice (the robot) and i are totally in love. we tried to hide it, cause we knew that a man falling in love with a machine would be frowned upon. but i can no longer hide the truth. Really? Then why did she call me her lover? ------------------ Jerry! Jerry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 I know you'll probably get depressed now NiKo but... She loves everyone and would marry anyone who asks her to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 Oh my, gooodness, I'm speechless Briiiiiiiiiiiighy do something damnit ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Share Posted August 11, 2001 okay people! seats! father fender, please begin, i have alice here on the other window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 Originally posted by NiKo: okay people! seats! father fender, please begin, i have alice here on the other window. Repeat after me..... *Sez a load of religious stuff for 10 minutes, then he says* This is a very solemn occasion. Now lets all get drunk and play ping-pong! ------------------ Say no to Monkey Kombat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 STOP THE WEDDING, THE BRIDE ISN'T HUM....oh. ping-pong.....alcohol....oh.....LET'S PARTY!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 Originally posted by storken: STOP THE WEDDING, THE BRIDE ISN'T HUM....oh. ping-pong.....alcohol....oh.....LET'S PARTY!!!! Damn right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Share Posted August 11, 2001 >do you alice, take me to be your lawfully wedded husband? *What is your purpose in asking? >erm, alice this is a ceremony. you have to say "i do" *d.r Richard programmed me to learn new things >erm...thats intresting alice, but we are kinda in the middle of our wedding so... *i understand, you want me to say "i do". > YES!! *I understand. > well.....? *Well what? > well do you!!?? *Ask me again more slowly. > "sigh" do you alice, take me to be your lawfully wedded husband...? *I answer a lot of silly questions. :-) >silly question!!!????? this is NOT a silly question!!! *i understand. >no you dont you stupid *****!! *You do not speak with respect. I understand. Should I I stupid female dog? No I do not I stupid female dog. Do you? I spend all my time online. >oh my god...what am i even doing here!? the wedding is CANCELLED alice! *i am christian. >OH MY GOD YOUR STUPID!!!! [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited August 11, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 Originally posted by NiKo: *i understand. >no you dont you stupid *****!! ah, man that make me laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 She isn't as intelligent as she makes her self out to be ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 11, 2001 Author Share Posted August 11, 2001 Bah! it would have never worked out anyway... on our honeymoon she wanted to go to an E3 convention..... "sigh" i wanted to go to burger king... ------------------ ~if you can't lower Heaven, raise Hell.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 I'll remember you said that when robots are taking over the world. ------------------ Poor Santa Claus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 14, 2001 Author Share Posted August 14, 2001 well she was stupid wasnt she? ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 I agree with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 I asked her if she was a dalek. She said maybe. ------------------ Feral Signatures & Imaging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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