Natty Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 Shaggy, Craig David and Britney Spears were at a dinner party when somebody farted.... Shaggy said 'It wasn't me', Craig David said, "I'm walkin away" and Britney Spears said "Oops I did it again ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 hehe. all the people i hate... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 What's that you're holding up there NiKo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faith Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 lol @ joke ------------------ Faith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 I find it pretty funny... Bring us some more jokes 'bout B1tchney Spears! We love to hate her ------------------ NFGB = Nerd Fuck3r and Gates's B1tch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by MagnusB: What's that you're holding up there NiKo? my necklace? i just "NiKofized" 2D.... ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 14, 2001 Author Share Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by MegaMonkey: Bring us some more jokes 'bout B1tchney Spears! We love to hate her After what NiKo's friends in Finland got up to while he was there? *giggles* an 11yo pretending to be a 16yo Britney Spears/ tellietubbie loving wierdo Swowwy NiKo ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 14, 2001 Author Share Posted August 14, 2001 I'm suuuuuuuure you guys are gonna love this The Perfect Woman Quotes From The Perfect Woman: 1.) "I'll swallow it all...I just love the taste!" 2.) "Are you sure you've had enough beer?" 3.) "I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!" 4.) "Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!" 5.) "If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!" 6.) "I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?" 7.) "You're so sexy when you're hung over." 8.) "I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping." 9.) "Let's subscribe to Hustler." 10.) "Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?" 11.) "Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses." 12.) "I'll be out painting the house." 13.) "I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too." 14.) "Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!" 15.) "I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house." 16.) "No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed." 17.) "Your mother did a great job raising you." 18.) "Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs." 19.) "I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever." 20.) "Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?" 21.) "Not the ****ing mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!" 22.) "Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8." 23.) "You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings." 24.) "That was a great fart! Do another one!" 25.) "I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!" ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 "sniff"... i MISS my X-GIRLFRIEND!!! ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 She was like this? Don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by MegaMonkey: I find it pretty funny... We love to hate her Not her legs though ------------------ Poor Santa Claus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by MagnusB: She was like this? Don't! nah, it was just a follow up joke ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by Natty: I'm suuuuuuuure you guys are gonna love this The Perfect Woman Quotes From The Perfect Woman: 1.) "I'll swallow it all...I just love the taste!" 2.) "Are you sure you've had enough beer?" 3.) "I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!" 4.) "Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!" 5.) "If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!" 6.) "I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?" 7.) "You're so sexy when you're hung over." 8.) "I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping." 9.) "Let's subscribe to Hustler." 10.) "Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?" 11.) "Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses." 12.) "I'll be out painting the house." 13.) "I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too." 14.) "Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!" 15.) "I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house." 16.) "No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed." 17.) "Your mother did a great job raising you." 18.) "Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs." 19.) "I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever." 20.) "Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?" 21.) "Not the ****ing mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!" 22.) "Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8." 23.) "You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings." 24.) "That was a great fart! Do another one!" 25.) "I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!" Damn,how do you get all this stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 I see. So you're not interested in flying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 eh? ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 SPAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Number 17 looks very suspicious. ------------------ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ ~~~~~~FERAL~~~~~~ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ Feral Signatures & Imaging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Arg. Stereotypes! I hate them! [This message has been edited by MagnusB (edited August 14, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 14, 2001 Author Share Posted August 14, 2001 I got it in my email... I wuv some of the people who send me this sorta stuff Feral- Geeeeez I wonder why number17 looks suspicious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by MagnusB: SPAM! me? ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Maybe Storken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 nah... ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 and what's that supposed to mean? ------------------ "the storks are listening" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Sailor Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 I don't know,just a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 yep. ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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