Natty Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 I'm bored, I'm trying to get some convo going since someone banned Fellas, it's no fun anymore *gives NFGB a look* Anyways, what's the strangest thing you've done on the net or have looked up? I'm contented to cybering till my underwear and then logging off coz it's damn funny when you got some bozo telling you how horny he is blah blah blah blah... besides, if they're that horny then they can buy a blowup doll, or use his hands and jerk off Oh and I've been in chat rooms with voice chat and listened to guys jerk off. It's an absolute crackup listening to guys going "hmmmmm uhhhh ohhhhh yes baby I'm so hard n horny" (Or something to that effect) A few times while I've been in those sorta rooms I've had people asking me to moan on voice chat so usually when I do that I just go "ohhhhh I'm moaning ohhhhhh" I don't think they like my moaning though I usually get yelled at I also got a guy to jerk off for me on his webcam once or twice he wasn't that big though, ummmmmmmm yes... ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 Originally posted by Natty: Oh and I've been in chat rooms with voice chat and listened to guys jerk off. It's an absolute crackup listening to guys going "hmmmmm uhhhh ohhhhh yes baby I'm so hard n horny" (Or something to that effect) A few times while I've been in those sorta rooms I've had people asking me to moan on voice chat so usually when I do that I just go "ohhhhh I'm moaning ohhhhhh" I don't think they like my moaning though I usually get yelled at I also got a guy to jerk off for me on his webcam once or twice he wasn't that big though, ummmmmmmm yes... me:Oh.....My......God..... satan: WHAt did you say!? me: oh my satan!!i ment oh my satan!! satan: better... whoa natty.... i was thinking of getting a webcam, but i never thought thats what they do in webcam chatrooms!!! lol, do you have to have a cam and mike to get in!? i would like to come with you there one time and crack up ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 13, 2001 Author Share Posted August 13, 2001 I don't have a cam what do you wanna hear me get on the mic and go "oh I'm cumming" Maybe I should take you around the adult rooms one day Just for the laughs, most of the time I'm nearly peeing myself with laughter ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 warning kids! contains bad stuff: well i was in my friends one time, and he had a mike or cam or something, and i started talking to this girl on a chat, and then she said "guess what im doing now". then came all kinds of squishy noises... so i asked her what the hell she's doing, and she said she's masturbating with the mike.... ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited August 13, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helly Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 eurgh... i'm eating here!! ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 13, 2001 Author Share Posted August 13, 2001 Ewwwwwwwwwwww ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 me and my friend were like "DUDE!!!!" and then we started laughing like idiots for 6 hours, she got mad and left. ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 She stayed for 6 hours? Anyway, the weirdest thing I've seen on the net was some porn this uy was looking at on the last day ever of school. There was Lego porn, Pokemon porn, Barbie porn, Simpsons porn and this rather disturbing Japanese thing where some guys apparently took pictures of women and used a paintprogram to sort of make them looks like animals, like give them tiger skin and a tail and whiskers. Can't remember what animals there were, here's some: - Squid - Rabbit - Badger - Lobster - Lots of fish - Insects: locusts, grasshoppers and stuff I wonder what kind of sick weirdo gets turned on by that stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 Originally posted by murta: I wonder what kind of sick weirdo gets turned on by that stuff? if storks is counted....me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 Originally posted by murta: She stayed for 6 hours? well i dunno how long she stayed, i just shot 6 hours coz it sounded so, when she was done shoving the mike up her pussy she was all like "what are you laughing about!? *****es!!!i hate you!!! die!!!!" and then she just disapeared....funny though... ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faith Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 I have watched someone wánk off, me and my mates watched it, it was quite funny! I am getting a webcam soon.... ------------------ Faith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 ......................... I thought I knew you guys and gals........... I think.........I'm gonna throw up. YOUR SICK!!!! YOU NEED HELP!!!! ------------------ Prime British Meat! Natty's better half. Jojo,Jacks and Blondbeards old man. (God I'm tired) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 i'm....not....saying...any....thing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 Well, I'm not sure if this counts, but, at scholl there is a firewall. I can't even get on this site. I told my...well, not my friend, more my peer... peer, Phil to go on Mellonland (porn site) and that it was a site where you throw melons at Bill Gates. He typed in the address...and it came up! Luckily, the admin was out of the room, but it was as funny as hell. ------------------ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ ~~~~~~FERAL~~~~~~ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ Feral Signatures & Imaging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 14, 2001 Author Share Posted August 14, 2001 Has anyone noticed that the majority of this topic revolves around people looking at porn or watching people masturbate on cam? I think it's funnee, and the sad thing is people take it seriously sometimes The thing is, I know what NiKo is talking about with these 'squishy' noises. Sorry I'm almost falling off the chair laughing And Brighty? I don't need help I'm quite happy with the way I am thankyou very much ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by Natty: I know what NiKo is talking about with these 'squishy' noises. wait, hold on....what do you mean by "i know".... ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Don't answer that, Natty. ------------------ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ ~~~~~~FERAL~~~~~~ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ Feral Signatures & Imaging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 14, 2001 Author Share Posted August 14, 2001 Well, I mean I've heard 'squishy noises' when guys have jerked off on a mic DUH ------------------ Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 guys dont make squishy noises when they do it!! erm...so i've heard.... there were squishy noises coz the god damn mic was going in and out of her vagaina!!! ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat1587246448 Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Luckyly it wasnt the webcam.... I went to a chatroom on a site of the church (EO site for the dutch ppl) and started badmouthing god. It was fun, but i got banned ------------------ I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by Deadmeat: Luckyly it wasnt the webcam.... I went to a chatroom on a site of the church (EO site for the dutch ppl) and started badmouthing god. It was fun, but i got banned thats the spirit son!! you'r a star in hell now... _ ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by Natty: And Brighty? I don't need help I'm quite happy with the way I am thankyou very much But but but THAT'S DISGUSTING! Why would you want to listen to that! AND PARTICIPATE! Us English definatly have a different definition of dignity. ------------------ Prime British Meat! Natty's better half. Jojo,Jacks and Blondbeards old man. (God I'm tired) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 hell yes!! you englishmen masturbate with dignity!.. ------------------ ~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 still....not.....saying.....anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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