The RPG Video Game Plot Random Generator

[SilentScope001]

http://www.amazingben.com/rpg.html

 

...wow. Check this out.

 

You share your story with the inventor, who listens with great interest. After hearing your tale and noting your combat expertise it becomes clear that you, Insert Name, are the Chosen One mentioned in an ancient prophecy; the one who will either bring lasting peace to the galaxy... or tear it apart. Next, the inventor informs you that the attack on your station was not a random event, but rather that the gun-toting cyborg warriors were actually looking to eliminate you before you could realize your destiny and the role you will play in shaping the future of the galaxy.

 

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With your party now complete, you venture to another space station to replenish your supply of healing potions and learn a few new spells for your magic-using characters. At a nearby bar you encounter a well-meaning Wookie who apparently got himself into a little bit of trouble with a local group of thugs. Talking to him opens up an exciting open-ended side quest where you can either help him solve his problems or sell him out for some extra cash. Being the evil bastard that you are, you of course decide to take the Wookie's money, kill him and then kill the guys that were trying to get the money from him and take their money as well. This quest is simple and ultimately pointless, but for all you know it could have far-reaching potential to the outcome of your story. You encounter a couple more strikingly similar moral dilemmas along the way, but eventually stop caring enough to waste your time listening to everyone's problems.

 

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You continue your quest for the magical gem, this time journeying to a confusing labyrinth, where hordes of undead quadripedal monsters and a fierce axe-wielding minotaur are waiting for you. At first these stronger enemies beat your ass, forcing you to return to the World Map to try and raise your Experience by slaughtering some less-powerful robot soldiers. However, in your aimless wandering you also come across a Poisonous Laser Rifle of Speed +2 in a super-secret hidden treasure chest, which helps you even the odds and recover the third gem with little difficulty.

 

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During your journey, you've managed to make small talk with your party members and at various bars and space stations throughout the galaxy you've been able to complete small mini-quests for the dashing scoundrel with a caustic wit, the powerful wizard with strange powers, the weird super-strong alien warrior who's smarter than he looks, the retired Galactic Naval Academy professor and the well-meaning vigilante that have ultimately made their lives complete and made them completely loyal to you and your cause. After the last level though, you are given a touching cut-scene where the tomboyish starship mechanic babe finally professes her undying love for you. Before you can return the sentiment though, your ship comes under attack from the forces of the cyborg General. Your team scrambles to fight off the invaders, but you're hopelessly outnumbered and forced to surrender when the cyborg General takes the tomboyish starship mechanic babe hostage and threatens to kill her if you don't throw down your weapons.

 

I understand full well that this is a pardoy/satire of actual RPG plots...but, I don't know, I sorta...well...enjoyed it. Hey, it's better than actually grinding in an RPG. I can see the generator took some inspiration from the first KOTOR game as well.

 

You can set gerne, your alignment (of good or evil), and also backgrounds and music to go along with you reading it.

[HerbieZ]

Minotaur = trident carrying. NOT AN AXE. Never an axe. Trident man TRIDENT. Minotaurs win. If i made the RPG the minotaurs would become allies of the main chracter putting a lovely unexpected twist on the plot thus eliminating your lovely little rpg generator. THE END.

[Meowster]

Wow. That was really fun. I would post mine, but it takes up too much space (or at least I think so.)