NiKo Posted October 2, 2001 Share Posted October 2, 2001 i got caught spraying Grafiti on school property, so now i'm suspended from school for a week. meaning, HOLIDAY FOR ME!! dont get me wrong, i'm not proud of it. nobodys proud of being CAUGHT! okay, lets make this into an active topic, how many times have you been suspended and why? and if you havent ever been suspended, Keep up the good work. ------------------ the original NiKo. [This message has been edited by NiKo (edited October 02, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helly Posted October 2, 2001 Share Posted October 2, 2001 never!! i'm such a good girl. i've had about a million detentions for stuff though. i got one once for when i was in english and the whole class was silently working and i shouted "merry christmas mr jenkins!" really loudly at the teacher! hahahahaha. oh well, guess you had to be there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted October 2, 2001 Author Share Posted October 2, 2001 okay heres my list: -hanging a condom filled with water over the blackboard - hanging centerfolds over the blackboard (but that was me and some friends, i cant hog the credit for it ) -hanging a used tampoon over the blackboard (i'm originall arnt i?) and the rest are over fights i got into i guess. ------------------ the original NiKo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat1587246448 Posted October 2, 2001 Share Posted October 2, 2001 Well, never been suspended, been punished sometimes. Like the time we spayed cola all over the lockers ------------------ I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grannen Posted October 2, 2001 Share Posted October 2, 2001 Mainly practical jokes but never been caught! Like once placeing a big snow ball on the lamp above the teachers desk and it fell down on his papers after a while. Switching ignition cables etc. ------------------ Grannen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted October 2, 2001 Author Share Posted October 2, 2001 yeah, in the list i gave above are also things i havent been caught on really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenW Posted October 2, 2001 Share Posted October 2, 2001 I nearly got suspended in 5th form (year 11 now?) just before my GCSE's. Their was a strange rumour about this boy, a sink plunger and a bottle of fairy liquid, so myself and this boy, who was normally really square, made these badges like the road signs, a red circle with a line going through it, but with a sink plunger in the middle. We made loads and half the school were wearing them, even those who were'nt in our year. Understandably the kid involved went mad, and I was threatened with being suspended or even expelled. We were told we would have to see the head and he would tell us what he would do. We were never called up though. strangely enough it was at the time that school league tables were being introduced, and it just so happened that myself and the other boy making the badges were both top set students, with high predicted grades. I also used to walk to school at 9AM and tell my teacher I was going to study at home today, or that I had to do something else, so I couldn't stay. She was cool cos she always turned a blind eye. But I still got high grades, and got the highest grades on the first year of my degree (out of psychology students) last year, so I guess I didn't turn out all bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morph From the X-Men Posted October 2, 2001 Share Posted October 2, 2001 HEY!!! When ever I got into trouble at school I used to turn myself into the principal! Ha! Ha! Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted October 2, 2001 Share Posted October 2, 2001 I never really get into trouble at school. I nearly got fined for wetting some plaster on a lad's ankle, and the lad's mum is a governor on the school board. NiKo; how did you get a used tampon and a used con...actually, I can guess the second. Whenever I get into fights, I just let them hit me. If they hit me properly, I leave. If they don't, I laugh, then run away. I'm not the fastest guy in the world, but everyone laughs at the angry weak guy running after the fat slow guy. It's funny. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted October 2, 2001 Share Posted October 2, 2001 I havn't been suspened once. But thats because i'm too good at school *Gets ready for insults from everyone* *cowers in corner* ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted October 2, 2001 Share Posted October 2, 2001 once i put a used condom on the teacher's chair, and he didnt realized it and he sat there, and when he left, the condom was stuck in his pants. we laughted so hard... good times . i never got caught because of that, but we almost got a class suspension. i dont know waht that mean, but thangs god they didnt know who it was, and found it unfair to punish everyone. The other time the class almost got a suspension was in this really boring History class, everytime the teacher turned to the board, EVERYONE started humming. when she looked back, everyone stopped. it was so funny. she got so ****ed off, she said "consider this taught" and left the class ahahahahaha ------------------ Well, u know. the trip wasnt really like its showing, i had to make it comic... u know... no one kicked me out... well, just this guy... i mean an army of undead koalas and some evil forces from hell!!!!!!... and this mushroom... well the mushrooms were the evil forces of hell... mushroom, singular... ok forget the koalas... WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME????? KEEP READING THE FORUM, NEVERMIND THIS!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Posted October 2, 2001 Share Posted October 2, 2001 Suspended? hmm.. never. But punished - yeah, lotsa times! Actually, I never did anything on purpose.. like pouring tea on my teacher's white suit - it was an accident, really! Or falling asleep on algebra lesson.. well, it's not my fault it was so boring, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 there was this one time where i paid a chick to give our principle a lap dance.....she said she was going to do it (and was just about to, she was soooo close) and then decided to rat on me. Seriously? ok, i once ****ed outside on the school wall, it seemed like a good idea at the time, but.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 here's my list: -bringing a boombox to school and blasting a sublime cd in the halls -giving the main office a sublime cd for them to play over the announcements (i told them the song was a love balld but was actually there song that had the most curses in it....) i dedicated it to everyone in the school -running into a 6th grade classroom and doing the polka (it was a dare.......dont question my impulse control!) -yelling at the principle while making it seem i was foaming at the mouth ------------------ RIP Bradley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted October 3, 2001 Author Share Posted October 3, 2001 Originally posted by The Feral Chicken: . NiKo; how did you get a used tampon hey, i have conections and as for the condom, never said it was used, did i? HAHA! GB122, i wish we were in the same school we'd be a perfect team ------------------ the original NiKo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 lol, last time I got suspended was about this time last year when I got banned from Children In Need (sort of a cool chairty day where we don't have to do any work at school, just buy stuff and play games and have parties). Anyway, the day before I called this girl a sl@g and she tried to throw paint at me, she got it all up the walls, but next to nothing on me. Then I squirted a tube all over her shirt and she started crying. I wasn't bothered though I just played computer games all day, went to school when it was finished and skated around town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Also been suspended for: - Fighting (twice) - Skiving (truanting) - makes no sense, cos they might as well left me, 'cos I'd already had one day off - You don't wanna know Been banned from: - Bringing CD players to school (cos I was listening to Millencolin in a GCSE revision class ) - Skating on school property - Leaving school at dinner to go to the shops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Times I've nearly been killed (threatened, kivings, shootings etc.) : - Starting a fight with a guy 2 years older than me who I though was a pussy but he knew loads of people apparently - Swearing, lots, (only way to describe it really) at 4 guys, 3 years older than me, for taking my mate's skateboarding - Taking the p1ss out of a guy 5 years older than me - Fowling an ******* (same age) in football - Racist/sexist/other jokes about peeps(oops ) But I'm still alive, survived a few beatings, amazingly - I've got a very big mouth and I'm not afraid to say stupid stuff to people bigger than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Originally posted by NiKo: hey, i have conections and as for the condom, never said it was used, did i? HAHA! GB122, i wish we were in the same school we'd be a perfect team amen, bro. if it was just me, you and my bud josh it would be a ****in' mod squad of pranksters.....i once put clear glue on my teachers seat......every thought it was......well........i wont say it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted October 3, 2001 Author Share Posted October 3, 2001 murta, dude, your school is strict. i do all the stuff you mentioned to, but i never get suspended or punished for any of that. ------------------ Always check for insurance salesmen before sitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 I'm the same as you Murta; I don't mean to brag, but I'm quite a bit smarter than most year 10's and 11's in our school (I'm year 9), and when someone pushes me or whatnot, and I do the same to them, they always make some form of brash comment, to which I always come up with a witty response. It's amusing. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 oh yeah, i almost forgot, i did get suspended! (twice actually, but one was in fourth grade, for exploding a tree, so it doesnt count). once in 8th grade, i sat in a chair in chemistry class (we dont have assigned seats) and Mirinda, the guy behind me said "oh, im saving this seat for a friend". i found it stupid so i said like "your boyfriend is gonna be jelous" then he got pissed of and we fought. we got caught and the principal said to me something lik "fine, u wanna act like children, then ill treat u like a child. write (enourmous number) time in the board 'i shall not fight in class' so u wont forget" i got really pissed of and wrote it with one of those shirt pens in the board. they said that i could either buy another one, or get suspension for a week. no need to say what i chose. ------------------ Well, u know. the trip wasnt really like its showing, i had to make it comic... u know... no one kicked me out... well, just this guy... i mean an army of undead koalas and some evil forces from hell!!!!!!... and this mushroom... well the mushrooms were the evil forces of hell... mushroom, singular... ok forget the koalas... WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME????? KEEP READING THE FORUM, NEVERMIND THIS!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 Yeah NiKo, my school was totally gay, although some of the stuff I got away with was pretty good (spitting on my science teacher's jacket and putting tipex on - different occasions etc.). My science teacher was the the most annoyign person I've ever met, the amount of times my dad had to come into school to talk to teachers because of him was just pathetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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