Frenchyd Posted June 18, 2001 Posted June 18, 2001 *hate her* My vote is for Kill Birds with a Nuclear Bomb. ------------------ FrenchyD A dog can't get struck by lightning. You know why? Cause he's too close to the ground. See, lightning strikes tall things. ~Barney (the Andy Griffith Show)
NiKo Posted June 18, 2001 Posted June 18, 2001 Originally posted by storken: was your hair blue then too? hehe....sure....
twotimes Posted June 18, 2001 Posted June 18, 2001 Storken is THE man/bird (whatever you like). Yeah Storken, not just nordic guys, but also more to the south. II×
Guest murta Posted June 18, 2001 Posted June 18, 2001 Storken gets my vote unless he delivered any of these as babies: Celine Dion Brian Adams Alanis Morrisette (damn Canadians ) Anyone from Wheatus or Crazy Town George W Bush Anyone from a Claims Direct commercial If you delivered any of those I shall go down to the zoo and shoot all the Storks there with a spud gun and throw bits of cheese and other buffet items (****tail sausages with bits of pineapple on, for example, or maybe pork pies for added damage). If you didn't deliver any of them as babies, you got my vote. MRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGHYOOOOOOP (^excuse the name spelling BTW)
Guest murta Posted June 18, 2001 Posted June 18, 2001 heeeeeeeee heeeeeeee, it blocked c0ck outta c0cktail wooohooheehee Ooh, a monkey! weehee, *pokes with stick and runs around in a circle*
storken Posted June 18, 2001 Posted June 18, 2001 Originally posted by Frenchyd: My vote is for Kill Birds with a Nuclear Bomb. well....thank yooouuu... Okay murta, I'm in. KILL ALL CANADIANS Originally posted by murta: Storken gets my vote unless he delivered any of these as babies: Celine Dion Brian Adams Alanis Morrisette (damn Canadians ) Anyone from Wheatus or Crazy Town George W Bush Anyone from a Claims Direct commercial If you delivered any of those I shall go down to the zoo and shoot all the Storks there with a spud gun and throw bits of cheese and other buffet items (****tail sausages with bits of pineapple on, for example, or maybe pork pies for added damage). If you didn't deliver any of them as babies, you got my vote. MRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGHYOOOOOOP (^excuse the name spelling BTW) nope. None of 'em. Hate them all. I do delivered Frenchyd, but I belive she was the only canadian. ------------------ "the storks are listening" Now spammed more then 1000 times.
storken Posted June 18, 2001 Posted June 18, 2001 hmm...let's see.....Jack....jack....jack.....ah, there... Yes! ------------------ "the storks are listening" Now spammed more then 1000 times.
brief Posted June 19, 2001 Posted June 19, 2001 Originally posted by newfoundgloryboy: thats creepy brief, it looks like that bag of food aint gonna be enuff to sustain them. RUN!!!! It's okay, they knew not to bite the hand that feeds 'em You should've seen it.. the moment there's any hint that a guy's got some food, these seagulls just came flying 'round, hovering over you, or walking on the ground around you. The girl I was with (who took the picture) was too scared to feed them. It was fun for me, though.. as I do like animals in general, and had never fed so many of them at once before. ------------------ "I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking." "Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?" --Cop & Hockney, The Usual Suspects
Guest murta Posted June 19, 2001 Posted June 19, 2001 I went to town after my last exam today and got a nice 'n' spicey kebab. A couple of pigeons landed and my mate kept scaring them and I chucked a bit of kebab meat at one of the birds and got it on the head . Anyways loads of pigeons came down and started eating this kebab I was throwing at them and I threw some salad too, but they wouldn't eat that just the meat. I thought this was weird, but then again, they do eat worms so I suppose they'd eat kebab meat too (unless the kebab was really crappy and had no meat in, just some crappy subsitute, which it shouldn't have been because it cost £2.60, and that was for a small one). I'm sure you all found that thrilling
MagnusB Posted June 19, 2001 Posted June 19, 2001 So it seems that storks will win, BUT!!!!!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!! IT SEEMS THAT SOME OF THE VOTERS CAN NOT SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE STORKS AND THE SEAGULLS ON THE VOTING CARDS!!!!!!
storken Posted June 19, 2001 Posted June 19, 2001 heeeeey, i thought you were at my si...heeeeey, YOU are the one who started this. I understand. You were going to frame me? ------------------ "the storks are listening" Now spammed more then 1000 times.
brief Posted June 19, 2001 Posted June 19, 2001 Recounting.... I count 15 seagulls in my picture, versus 3 storks in Grannen's, so.... ------------------ Sig missing. Press ALT-CTRL-DEL to continue. [This message has been edited by brief (edited June 19, 2001).]
storken Posted June 20, 2001 Posted June 20, 2001 hey. that doesn't count!!!! ------------------ "the storks are listening" Now spammed more then 1000 times.
Rufio Posted June 20, 2001 Posted June 20, 2001 breif is correct, 15 - 3 ------------------ maxtor = not l33t aka ghey
storken Posted June 20, 2001 Posted June 20, 2001 stop it right now. or else this forum will be useless with only pics of thousends and thousends storks. ------------------ "the storks are listening" Now spammed more then 1000 times.
MagnusB Posted June 20, 2001 Posted June 20, 2001 It already is. Your sig=1 stork per post. Your Post Count: 1117. More than 1000 storks. J/K.
storken Posted June 20, 2001 Posted June 20, 2001 uum...yeah...your right...I WIN!! ------------------ "the storks are listening" Now spammed more then 1000 times.
Rufio Posted June 20, 2001 Posted June 20, 2001 u'd think so wouldnt you? but nope, u are disqualified because u have the word "spammed" in more than 15 posts. <center> </center> ------------------ maxtor = not l33t aka ghey
MagnusB Posted June 21, 2001 Posted June 21, 2001 THAT rule, would disqualify a lot of people from a lot of stuff.....
storken Posted June 21, 2001 Posted June 21, 2001 Originally posted by newfoundgloryboy: u'd think so wouldnt you? but nope, u are disqualified because u have the word "spammed" in more than 15 posts. <center> </center> bajs!
NiKo Posted June 21, 2001 Posted June 21, 2001 the seagulls are racists! ------------------ The Future Is Coming On
Blondbeard Posted June 21, 2001 Posted June 21, 2001 Originally posted by NiKo: the seagulls are racists! Um OK why? ------------------
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