The Excuse Game

[Ferc Kast]

It takes too much effort.

 

Learn HTML code.

[Totenkopf]

Don't have the time.

 

Build a mod.

[Ferc Kast]

But, I'm building too many already.

 

 

Learn to think in Spanish.

[Sabretooth]

I have to learn to think first.

 

Do the macarena!

[littleman794]

But I don't have any arms!!

 

Do my Trigonometry!

[Ferc Kast]

I don't know how to do it.

 

Do my AP Spanish exam!

[Totenkopf]

no habla espanol.

 

Go watch all 6 SW movies right now..

[Serpentine Cougar]

But I lent them to my friend!

 

Stop the baby-slapping!

[Totenkopf]

I tried, but that kid's got a mean left hook.

 

 

Don't slurp your noodles.

[Ztalker]

I can't! You KNOW I lost my art teethings a while back

 

Now, go and tame a wild tapeworm!

[littleman794]

But they are extinct!!!

 

Hurry up!!!!!!!

[Totenkopf]

But I've fallen and can't get up.

 

Wash your hands.

[Ferc Kast]

But, they're clean.

 

 

Go to sleep.

[Ztalker]

Too much cafeiine!!

 

Tackle a random sports mascot!

[littleman794]

But they are all sitting down!

 

Go and pack me a snack for the road!

[Ztalker]

I made you a snack for the road..but I ated it

 

Now fetch me my bananaphone!

[Totenkopf]

We gave the last one to a gorilla named Grape Ape.

 

Cut the grass.

[Rev7]

How about you cut the grass!

 

Do better in school!

[Ferc Kast]

There's not enough time left in the school year.

 

Read the "Good Book".

[Serpentine Cougar]

But I already did!

 

Don't leave!

[Totenkopf]

Too late, I already have.

 

Play hooky.

[Hayden Kered]

Don't have a reason to.

 

Drink some Red Bull.

[Totenkopf]

I'm wired up as it is.

 

Don't touch that!

[Ztalker]

*sound of expensive vase breaking* I already did

 

Throw this ring in Mount Doom, please....

[littleman794]

But my dog ate it!!!

 

Sue McDonald's please!!