Guest Luke Skywalker Posted October 11, 2001 Posted October 11, 2001 "I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader. I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled. And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really, really nice. I have a prime minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it about, not aboot. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peacekeeping, not policing. Diversity, not assimilation. And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch. And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed. Canada is the second largest landmass, the first nation of hockey and the best part of North America. My name is Joe, and I am Canadian!"
Guest Luke Skywalker Posted October 11, 2001 Posted October 11, 2001 that is from the greatest commerical of all time.
Guest Sherack Nhar Posted October 11, 2001 Posted October 11, 2001 Well I'm a canadian, and I hate that commercial... Patriotism makes me sick... especially Canada vs USA. We're SO alike...
Guest ICP Ringmaster Posted October 11, 2001 Posted October 11, 2001 yeah we are pretty much the same but why is canada always "peaceful"....and patrotism is not THAT bad..(why am I saying this...I'm Anarchist)
Guest Luke Skywalker Posted October 11, 2001 Posted October 11, 2001 Originally posted by DS_StarViper Blame canada, blame canada its always canadas fault they,oh and about being pieceful they do that because they cant do ****, and america rocks way better then canada Thats a great South Park song. Even I like it. Its hilarious.
Guest Luke Skywalker Posted October 11, 2001 Posted October 11, 2001 Yah, Well I think its fun to make fun of other countries. Not races but the actual political side of things.
Young David Posted October 11, 2001 Posted October 11, 2001 Where soft-drugs is legal, Where homo's can marry, Where hetero's divorce, Where people send an abortion boat to Ireland, Where euthanasie is legal by law, Where people think they are the best country around ... That's where I live ... Maybe I'd better swim to the UK.
Guest Luke Skywalker Posted October 11, 2001 Posted October 11, 2001 Lol Eets, Homosexuals cant legally get married in the western world and 50% of marriages fall apart. Its a sad world. Im such an anarchist. Ahh Im anti-society. I oppose so many things because there illogical. Ohh well I can't do much about it anyways. Did you know that John Lennon was anti-society? I just found that out recently. He was also an athiest. Humm the first part is isnt surprising but the second part is, alot of people in his time were firm believers. Just a thought.
Guest Admiral Odin Posted October 11, 2001 Posted October 11, 2001 Patriotism isn't wrong, it shows pride for ones country. Which is always a good thing. However showing pride doesn't mean you have to put other countries down, that is stupid.
Guest DS_StarViper Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 oh hey skywalker do u watch south park if so check this out and tell me your reaction click here download it its worth it
hannibalscipio Posted October 30, 2001 Posted October 30, 2001 Bah! America beats Canada any day, ya bum!
Guest Luke Skywalker Posted October 30, 2001 Posted October 30, 2001 Oh if Jackal was here he would flame you so bad...
Dagobahn Eagle Posted October 30, 2001 Posted October 30, 2001 Here's another thread devoted to the subject (parodies): http://www.xwlegacy.net/ubb/Forum21/HTML/000002.html Some examples: I AM CHINESE! Wai... I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of a laundromat. I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog. I don't drive a souped-up Civic. And I don't know Ping, Ching or Wing from Beddingt Heights Although I'm certain they're very rice... I mean nice people. I use chopsticks, not a fork. I rarely drive on the sidewalk. I believe in giving cash, not gifts And I pronounce it HELLO, not HARRO. I can proudly wave my country's flag at a tank during a massacre, Dim sum IS brunch, Gwai-Los ARE white folk Jet Li can kick Van Damme's ass anyday. And it IS pronounced Gon Hay Fa Choi, not Gon HEE Fa China is the LARGEST country in Asia The FIRST nation of PING-PONG, And the BEST remaining COMMUNIST COUNTRY!! My name is FUNG!!! AND I AM CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My own contribution: I AM NORWEGIAN! Hei... I'm not a Viking, I don't have a longboat, I don't have a polar bear as a pet. I don't eat horses or seagulls. It's pronounced jaitoost, not "yeh toast".* And I don't know Leif, Olaf or the polar bear in Oslo Although I'm certain they're very nice people. I use a knife and fork, not an axe and battlesword. I believe in God, not Odin. I can proudly immobilise a Swede with our country's flag by wrapping it TIGHT around him during a fight for the goat cheese down at Co-op. Snow is better than desert sand. Skis are better than skateboards (GOD, how I'll be flamed for this one ). Flaaklypa is better than Pokèmon. AND THE WOLF IS TRULY A GREAT ANIMAL. Norway is the LARGEST country in the area to the west of Sweden and east of the North Sea. The FIRST nation of SLALOM! And the BEST NORSE COUNTRY!! My name is ANDREAS (not my real name, though)!!! AND I AM NORWEGIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *(almost) BEST ONE SO FAR!: I AM AMERICAN Wassup... I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked. And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or drive very well. I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg, although I'm pretty sure they were American. I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not opinionated, Guns settle disputes, not discussions. Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing, And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, unless I go somewhere. Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is for LOSERS, Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast, I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL! The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in the world, The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE, And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!! MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister, AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!! Some of them are offensive, I just realised (eg. "last remaining Communist country") but bear with me. It's supposedly humor .
Guest roach Posted October 30, 2001 Posted October 30, 2001 Woah, thats wierd, there is basically the EXACT same add here in Australia. It just has certain words replaced with more Australian sounding ones, and some of the terms are slightly different. Ill try to find the script somewhere. The Australian one is an add for Fosters beer by the way, what is the Canadian one for?
Guest WC_heavyarms Posted October 30, 2001 Posted October 30, 2001 Ain't one in the U.S. I don't mind some canadian patriotism, but when you do it in a bad way, well, it's gonna get ugly. I am not angry, so don't think I am flaming you.
Guest Maul403 Posted October 30, 2001 Posted October 30, 2001 America is the best country in the world, and you know it and if you dont have patriotisim then mabye your country should send u to afghanastan
Young David Posted October 30, 2001 Posted October 30, 2001 America is NOT the best country in the world ... the whole world knows that ... perhaps maybe the americans. I'm not a patriot. There are times I just hate my country. Currently I don't have a country where I think it's best ... "Is er leven op Pluto, kun je dansen op de maan. Is er een plaats tussen de sterren waar ik heen kan gaan?"
Guest Admiral Thrawn Posted October 30, 2001 Posted October 30, 2001 I'm Israelie and PROUD OF IT! STUPID UN AND BUSH!
Paragon_Leon Posted October 30, 2001 Posted October 30, 2001 "Ik heb getwijfeld over België..." :D I agree.. I actually believe the Netherlands is way off the mark as a country. But that's mostly politics.
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