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Guest Luke Skywalker

"I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader. I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled. And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really, really nice. I have a prime minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it about, not aboot. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peacekeeping, not policing. Diversity, not assimilation. And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch. And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed. Canada is the second largest landmass, the first nation of hockey and the best part of North America. My name is Joe, and I am Canadian!"

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Guest Sherack Nhar

Well I'm a canadian, and I hate that commercial...

 

Patriotism makes me sick... especially Canada vs USA. We're SO alike...

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Guest ICP Ringmaster

yeah we are pretty much the same but why is canada always "peaceful"....and patrotism is not THAT bad..(why am I saying this...I'm Anarchist)

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Guest Luke Skywalker
Originally posted by DS_StarViper

Blame canada, blame canada its always canadas fault they,oh and about being pieceful they do that because they cant do ****, and america rocks way better then canada

 

Thats a great South Park song. :) Even I like it. Its hilarious.

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Guest Luke Skywalker

Lol Eets, Homosexuals cant legally get married in the western world and 50% of marriages fall apart. Its a sad world. Im such an anarchist. Ahh Im anti-society. I oppose so many things because there illogical. Ohh well I can't do much about it anyways. Did you know that John Lennon was anti-society? I just found that out recently. He was also an athiest. Humm the first part is isnt surprising but the second part is, alot of people in his time were firm believers. Just a thought.

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Guest Admiral Odin

Patriotism isn't wrong, it shows pride for ones country. Which is always a good thing. However showing pride doesn't mean you have to put other countries down, that is stupid.

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Here's another thread devoted to the subject (parodies):

 

http://www.xwlegacy.net/ubb/Forum21/HTML/000002.html

 

Some examples:

 

I AM CHINESE!

 

Wai...

I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of a laundromat.

I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog. I don't drive a souped-up Civic.

And I don't know Ping, Ching or Wing from Beddingt Heights

Although I'm certain they're very rice... I mean nice people.

 

I use chopsticks, not a fork. I rarely drive on the sidewalk.

I believe in giving cash, not gifts

And I pronounce it HELLO, not HARRO.

I can proudly wave my country's flag at a tank during a massacre,

 

Dim sum IS brunch, Gwai-Los ARE white folk

Jet Li can kick Van Damme's ass anyday.

And it IS pronounced Gon Hay Fa Choi, not Gon HEE Fa

 

China is the LARGEST country in Asia

The FIRST nation of PING-PONG,

And the BEST remaining COMMUNIST COUNTRY!!

My name is FUNG!!!

AND I AM CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

My own contribution:

 

I AM NORWEGIAN!

 

Hei...

I'm not a Viking, I don't have a longboat, I don't have a polar bear as a pet.

I don't eat horses or seagulls.

It's pronounced jaitoost, not "yeh toast".*

And I don't know Leif, Olaf or the polar bear in Oslo

Although I'm certain they're very nice people.

 

I use a knife and fork, not an axe and battlesword.

I believe in God, not Odin.

I can proudly immobilise a Swede with our country's flag by wrapping it TIGHT around him during a fight for the goat cheese down at Co-op.

 

Snow is better than desert sand.

Skis are better than skateboards (GOD, how I'll be flamed for this one ).

Flaaklypa is better than Pokèmon.

AND THE WOLF IS TRULY A GREAT ANIMAL.

 

Norway is the LARGEST country in the area to the west of Sweden and east of the North Sea.

The FIRST nation of SLALOM!

And the BEST NORSE COUNTRY!!

My name is ANDREAS (not my real name, though)!!!

AND I AM NORWEGIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*(almost)

 

BEST ONE SO FAR!:

 

I AM AMERICAN

 

Wassup...

I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked.

And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or drive very well.

I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,

although I'm pretty sure they were American.

 

I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not opinionated,

Guns settle disputes, not discussions.

Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing,

And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.

 

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, unless I go somewhere.

Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is for LOSERS,

Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast,

I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL!

 

The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in the world,

The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,

And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!

MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister,

AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!

 

Some of them are offensive, I just realised (eg. "last remaining Communist country") but bear with me. It's supposedly humor :rolleyes:.

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Woah, thats wierd, there is basically the EXACT same add here in Australia. It just has certain words replaced with more Australian sounding ones, and some of the terms are slightly different. Ill try to find the script somewhere. The Australian one is an add for Fosters beer by the way, what is the Canadian one for?

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Guest WC_heavyarms

Ain't one in the U.S. I don't mind some canadian patriotism, but when you do it in a bad way, well, it's gonna get ugly. I am not angry, so don't think I am flaming you.

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Guest Maul403

America is the best country in the world, and you know it :)

and if you dont have patriotisim then mabye your country should send u to afghanastan

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America is NOT the best country in the world ... the whole world knows that ... perhaps maybe the americans.

 

I'm not a patriot. There are times I just hate my country. Currently I don't have a country where I think it's best ...

 

"Is er leven op Pluto, kun je dansen op de maan. Is er een plaats tussen de sterren waar ik heen kan gaan?"

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