Guest Hockey_Beast Posted October 11, 2001 Share Posted October 11, 2001 It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. Sorry, I couldn't help my self...this was too funny....I'm still chuckling!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted October 11, 2001 Share Posted October 11, 2001 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarkTrooper Posted October 11, 2001 Share Posted October 11, 2001 where do u people come up with this stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted October 11, 2001 Share Posted October 11, 2001 Yoink. Lol. Funny but it's in the wrong forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue15 Posted October 11, 2001 Share Posted October 11, 2001 i read that one b4. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link Antilles Posted October 11, 2001 Share Posted October 11, 2001 :ball: j/k LOL. Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Luke Skywalker Posted October 11, 2001 Share Posted October 11, 2001 Thats so funny. Lol:p Anyways..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Admiral Odin Posted October 11, 2001 Share Posted October 11, 2001 very good opening. I expected something else. nice job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 Great job on finding it...*lol* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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