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It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

 

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

 

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities

turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry

Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and

Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.

 

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a

man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in

show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not

considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on

half-baked schemes.

 

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man,

was considered a roll model for millions.

 

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough

and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by

his elderly father, Pop Tart.

 

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

 

Sorry, I couldn't help my self...this was too funny....I'm still chuckling!!!!

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