Sabretooth Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 I'm so sorry for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 The males in this thread need to attend weegee's seminar instructing you on how to **** SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 I eschew the wombat of my senses in my dealings with the outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Careful now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 So I fell asleep after oral sex with a huge bowl of spaghetti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Graffiti Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I made some pasta several years ago, it tasted pretty good. I was playing that game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, you all have played it right? Anyway, I got to that part were you open a cube and talk to that weird alien dude in a crazy dream room. The dialog was all wrong, though. He started saying poo poo like "They never loved you." and "It was your fault." Then I was transported into a room that was entirely black. No matter which direction I looked I could only see darkness. Then that alien guy walked out. I was pretty goddamn scared at this point. He explained that he was actually the pet lizard of some kid who played the game before. Apparently the lizard died because the kid was playing the game so much. He also told me that he wanted vengeance on the kid, but he seemed to think that I was the kid. I wasn't! I've never even had a pet! I tried to explain that to him, but then it turned out just forgot to install a patch and it was really normal and not supernatural in any way THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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