Darth_Katarn Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Ok does anyone have any funny stories like funny dismemberments or just something Funny post it here ill share some Ok yesterday got dismemberment to work and i spawned Desann,4 reborn with dual sabers,and 4 jedi i then unfroze them then they charged at us so we attacked 1 jedi was behind me another was infront of me one was diagonal from me and the last jedi was slayed so anyways my saber goes behind my head and i decapitate the jedi behind me then the jedi infront of me decapitated a reborn AND the Jedi diagonal of me and i ended up killing the jedi infront of me<the jedi behind me was a twilek<the one with the tentecales>the jedi infront of me was a black human male the jedi diagonal was a zabrak<the one with horns on her head>and last and least was the rodian<the bug thingy> i would share another storie but i cant remeber any i guess i gotta go do one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korr800 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 You want a funny dismemberment story, Sithy? I have the best one of the decade! On JA's Korriban level, I was charged by two Cultists. One wielded a lightsaber, the other just Force powers. The lightsaber one taunted me by levitating his saber and spinning it around. The force-using Cultist ran at me trying to cook me with Lightning, but I activated the second blade on my double-saber, slashed him, force gripped his dead body, and threw it off a cliff. A sliced off the arm of the other one, kicked him in the face, and gave him the same treatment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korr800 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Just curious, but your thread mentioned that you decapitated a Jedi you spawned? Decapitation is IMPOSSIBLE in Jedi Academy, becauase Raven thought it was simply too graphic, but you can slice off arms, and rarely legs. The ONLY time a decapitation is possible, is on the training droid Rosh turns loose on you during the Force Training Course. Trust me, I have beat JA 4 times. I am curious of how you got this too work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korr800 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Also let it be known that I have lots of other funny stories of this sort. As my final post, i will share. 1: Chopping off a Wampa's arm on Hoth 2: Slicing off the hand of a stormtrooper who looked suspicious 3: Various Cultist and Reborn kills, including killing Alora with a backstab. Please contact me via message for a thread sharing these in extent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Katarn Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 Sorry havent noticed replys o this and i have mods like bloody dismemberment<and you can use a code to use dismemberment just right-click jedi academy SP and click properties then at Target copy and paste this "C:\Program Files\LucasArts\Star Wars Jedi Knight Jedi Academy\GameData\jasp.exe" +set fs_game ojpenhanced +set g_sabermorerealistic 2 +helpusobi 1 +load quick +set g_sabermorerealistic 2 click apply then start up SP then go to any map spawn a reborn or stormtrooper<anyone>watch them go into pieces but you dont have blood> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mehamgul101 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 well basically i am interested to listen the funny stories different kinds of and i spend my whole day by reading these stories from a webstie stories.pk where all the collection of funny stories are available so i enjoy there and i also like your story which you share here and thanks for putting it here just for the fun and this is a great forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katanamaru Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 You can take off people's head. Every time I did I'd say "There can be only one." and then fire off some lightning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mylove Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Also let it be known that I have lots of other funny stories of this sort. As my final post, i will share. Funny Pictures funny stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razor_Face Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 one time, i had godmode on and i got eaten by the mutant rancor, but i was still alive inside him. i noclipped out of him, and i was just a pair of living, walking legs! xD another funny story, which is less a story and more just something i do all the time... is that i noclip ahead to where i know a cutscene will take place, and spawn desann or some powerful boss there and watch him wreak havoc during the cutscene. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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