purifier Posted January 15, 2011 Posted January 15, 2011 That would cause worldwide bankruptcy....and probably armageddon at the same time. But I'd be filthy stinking rich for a short while until the money finally became worthless. What would be the first thing you'd buy with that money?
Totenkopf Posted January 15, 2011 Posted January 15, 2011 I would pay the rest of the world to humble the PRC and then sit back as the hilarity ensued. What would you do with an army of Jules Winnfields? (for the clueless, check GTA's avi).
Darth Avlectus Posted January 17, 2011 Author Posted January 17, 2011 I'd have me an army of awesome, doin' The Lord's work fighting the tyranny of evil men and purging the selfish. I mean it beats Sam's role in GTA San Andreas as Officer Tenpenny. What would you do with the half working 'fluoro' ballast after you replaced it with a new one?
purifier Posted November 9, 2011 Posted November 9, 2011 I'd probably use it for dead weight or do something with it in a artistic way. What would you do if you can't do what you do?
Darth Avlectus Posted November 10, 2011 Author Posted November 10, 2011 I'd do what somebody else would do. What would you do with all those little jars in your basement?
Totenkopf Posted November 28, 2011 Posted November 28, 2011 Put stuff in 'em of course. What would you do with an island full of doody flinging monkeys, but no way to transport them anywhwere?
Darth Avlectus Posted November 29, 2011 Author Posted November 29, 2011 Teach them how to swim and make boats so that they may continue to perpetuate their doody flinging ways like pirates! What would you do with a pair of Pyle 8 ohm blue label speakers?
Totenkopf Posted December 1, 2011 Posted December 1, 2011 Buy 'em pretty cheap. What would you do with a stack of bills and no money to pay any of them?
Darth Avlectus Posted December 1, 2011 Author Posted December 1, 2011 Look at how many of the charges are completely BS snuck in there first, then probably look at anything I need to sell to make $$$ in a hurry, third looking for $$$ under the table naturally... Or I'd just find these bastards and make 'em a deal they couldn't refuse! Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Absolve me of all debts now or face impalement! What would you do with an old mine cart?
Darth Avlectus Posted December 10, 2011 Author Posted December 10, 2011 Use the money and build me a trebuchet. What would you do with a bloated dead deer?
Totenkopf Posted December 10, 2011 Posted December 10, 2011 Fire it from the trebuchet (admit it.....it's what you wanted to "hear") into the women's shower and then they'll all rush out and realize everyone can see them and try to cover up, but it will be too late b/c we'll have seen everything (hint: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) What would you do with nothing but time on your hands?
Sabretooth Posted December 10, 2011 Posted December 10, 2011 Wash it off my hands as soon as possible What would you do with a bear trap?
Darth Avlectus Posted December 14, 2011 Author Posted December 14, 2011 Catch that neighborhood thief who stole something the other day. What would you do with your own barrel roll?
Sabretooth Posted December 14, 2011 Posted December 14, 2011 Trade it for a stolen sweetroll. /skyrim What would you do with an external hard drive?
Slvr Posted December 16, 2011 Posted December 16, 2011 Save some dataz What would you do with a pencil?
Totenkopf Posted December 16, 2011 Posted December 16, 2011 Stick it in your eye. What would you do with a hernia?
Darth Avlectus Posted December 24, 2011 Author Posted December 24, 2011 Not much I'd think. What would you do with a Spyder 3 blue laser?
Totenkopf Posted December 25, 2011 Posted December 25, 2011 Aim it at your new Malgus statue. What would you do with a pocket full of dynomite?
Alkonium Posted December 25, 2011 Posted December 25, 2011 Build a bridge over lava with it. What would you do with combustible lemons?
Sabretooth Posted December 25, 2011 Posted December 25, 2011 Shove it in life's face. What would you do with a Manchurian slave?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 2, 2012 Author Posted January 2, 2012 I think I'd just release it somewhere cuz I don't keep slaves. Maybe in Canada. Or perhaps Chinatown in 'Frisco CA. Of course if it wanted to learn American English and support itself and move in I'd gladly keep it as a roommate. what would you do with a rat infestation and no professional exterminator willing to do the job?
purifier Posted January 2, 2012 Posted January 2, 2012 Try not to make the same mistakes Willard made in the 1971 movie of "Willard". What would you do with only half of your brain, being the world's greatest genius, while the other half disappears and takes a long vaction?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 2, 2012 Author Posted January 2, 2012 I guess I'd HALF TWO wait it out. What would you do with your own hang glider?
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