90SK Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Cat_Sitting_On_Himself.jpg Cats are like soul portals to the underworld, they often take on forms of large entities, I have seen cats sit like Jabba the Hutt, the Hindenburg docking on the Empire State Building, cats have stretched their paw like they are mimicking hailing Hitler, cats will sit with their paw on their groin or "harbl" like they are masturbating, cats sitting naturally of course which would be depicted by Egyptians, and the infamous "morph-ball" cats often assume in cold weather. I would encourage upon making contact with the felis catus to engage in physical stroking of the animal, followed by a good rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 http://www.newyorker.com/fiction/features/2011/09/05/110905fi_fiction_murakami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 I like taking cats and putting my face deep into them, rubbing them all over me and giving them whisker burn, sniffing and huffing them, sleeping with them, and ultimately teasing them with the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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90SK Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 I mean, don't get me wrong, I love cats. I don't pull any punches when I show my affection. Once I stretched my female cat and surprised her. I think... I think that stayed with her somehow? Like it had scarred her... little cat mind, or something! The next few days, I saw her skulking and kind of, stretching out like a self conscious cat. still I enjoy eating their innocence haha yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted January 22, 2012 Author Share Posted January 22, 2012 And then the other guy was like "dude, that is ****ed". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 Meals on wheels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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