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*Bits reform into Chev due to nano-implants implanted in his skin*

Hello again!

*Shoots trigger in the head with with a shotgun*

*Chev plants five therman detonaters on Trigger and it blows him up, Chev feeds the bits to a gizka then blasts the gizka into outer space where a TARDIS takes the Gizka to the 99th century*

Bye!

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*bits reform*

hey, you guys have a cure for cancer yet?

"no"

have you found a way to use it in biological warfare?

"yes"

good. Time machine?

"yes"

Excellent...

*returns to past with lots of powerful biological weaponry. Gives chev 10 forms of cancer in the head and 20 more throughout the body, and blasts the cancer ridden chev into the nearest star going super-nova, who will get caught in the explosion, sizzling like the piece of bacon he is*

lol pwned

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*TARDIS appears and takes chev further to the future where there is a cure for cancer*

You guys got a cure for cancer?

Yes.

Can you cure me?

Sure.

Thanks.

Not a problem

 

*TARDIS takes Chev back to the mandalorian camp*

Hi trigger! *Blasts trigger and ties him up, locks him in the TARDIS, locks him in with thousands of hungry rancors, blows him up. sets the bits on fire, makes each of the rancors eat one bit, then blows up the rancors and lets the ashes float across time, then the TARDIS comes back, picks up the ashs and sends them flying into the nearest sun where trigger will sizzle like a piece of bacon forever, then the TARDIS self-destructs with the ashs of trigger and and the rancor inside, the pieces are then burned up by the sun*

 

Owned

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*Comes back to camp after a few weeks*

"Aruetyc runi solus cet o'r!"

Mandálii kote, su'van ca'atrë!

Racin grualé'ra ktro'li bellitha'an - The stars shall flee before our guns

cu'di'ra tavl'o kel'lum - will never tire of war

Te jédii Ru'vlo bellitha'rum

Mandálii kote. Eran, vode, c'rtä!

 

I traveled to the anciet world, the world we came from before Mandalore. I have found the ancient language, i have deciphered it, i have learned from our ancient customs, I am Mandalorian!

 

Try and figure out what I said...

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Aruetyc runi solus cet o'r!: Every last traitorous soul shall kneel

Mandálii kote, su'van ca'atrë!: Mandalorian glory, our strength unmatched!

Racin grualé'ra ktro'li bellitha'an: Stars will flee before our guns

cu'di'ra tavl'o kel'lum: will never tire of war

Te jédii Ru'vlo bellitha'rum: The Jedi break before us

Mandálii kote. Eran, vode, c'rtä!:

Mandalorian Glory. We, brothers, stand as one!

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