Chevron 7 locke Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 *Bits reform into Chev due to nano-implants implanted in his skin* Hello again! *Shoots trigger in the head with with a shotgun* *Chev plants five therman detonaters on Trigger and it blows him up, Chev feeds the bits to a gizka then blasts the gizka into outer space where a TARDIS takes the Gizka to the 99th century* Bye!
TriggerGod Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 *bits reform* hey, you guys have a cure for cancer yet? "no" have you found a way to use it in biological warfare? "yes" good. Time machine? "yes" Excellent... *returns to past with lots of powerful biological weaponry. Gives chev 10 forms of cancer in the head and 20 more throughout the body, and blasts the cancer ridden chev into the nearest star going super-nova, who will get caught in the explosion, sizzling like the piece of bacon he is* lol pwned
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 *TARDIS appears and takes chev further to the future where there is a cure for cancer* You guys got a cure for cancer? Yes. Can you cure me? Sure. Thanks. Not a problem *TARDIS takes Chev back to the mandalorian camp* Hi trigger! *Blasts trigger and ties him up, locks him in the TARDIS, locks him in with thousands of hungry rancors, blows him up. sets the bits on fire, makes each of the rancors eat one bit, then blows up the rancors and lets the ashes float across time, then the TARDIS comes back, picks up the ashs and sends them flying into the nearest sun where trigger will sizzle like a piece of bacon forever, then the TARDIS self-destructs with the ashs of trigger and and the rancor inside, the pieces are then burned up by the sun* Owned
TriggerGod Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 dude. just die already. I SENT YOU INTO A FREAKING STAR! IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE! WHERE THERE IS NO AIR. YOU WOULD HAVE DIED BY THE TIME THE TARDIS APPEARED. you are not a true mandalorian due to high amounts of furriness, dancer-syndrome, not dying honorably, ect..
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 Mandalorians are praised for their ingenuity.
TriggerGod Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 No, Mando's die honorably. Have you played TSL yet? Did you happen to find the missing Mandalorian? If you have, then you should know that He wouldn't let you tell anyone about him being trapped.
TriggerGod Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 why didn't your parents just flush you? And we have my trusty TAC launcher. WITH UNLIMITED AMMO TURNED ON YEAH. (says Yeah like the Kool-Aid guy)
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 They tried to flush me but i kept coming back with lightsaber from the jedi I had killed/ And...all that radiation from your TAC launcher may just mutate them into a bigger more powerful form.
TriggerGod Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 but they were blown up. how would they have mutated if I smashed all their atoms? .
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 Look at the way i keep coming back. implants man! implants have brought me back after i've been shot, blown up. disintegrated, and eaten, digested and my implants have always brought me back
TriggerGod Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 but the sith don't use implants. they think they don't need them.
Mandalore The Shadow Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 ok i will sign the decree CQ Chev you are getting realy annoying stop or i will find a way to get rid of you trust me i will thanks for backing me up guys but its not worth arguing with him
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 8, 2008 Posted December 8, 2008 Huh? I need take time to think. *Leaves the camp for a few days*
CommanderQ Posted December 8, 2008 Posted December 8, 2008 We mean not to hurt your feelings, just to exercise the will of Mand'alor....
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 8, 2008 Posted December 8, 2008 *Comes back to camp after a few weeks* "Aruetyc runi solus cet o'r!" Mandálii kote, su'van ca'atrë! Racin grualé'ra ktro'li bellitha'an - The stars shall flee before our guns cu'di'ra tavl'o kel'lum - will never tire of war Te jédii Ru'vlo bellitha'rum Mandálii kote. Eran, vode, c'rtä! I traveled to the anciet world, the world we came from before Mandalore. I have found the ancient language, i have deciphered it, i have learned from our ancient customs, I am Mandalorian! Try and figure out what I said...
Mandalore The Shadow Posted December 8, 2008 Posted December 8, 2008 Aruetyc runi solus cet o'r!: Every last traitorous soul shall kneel Mandálii kote, su'van ca'atrë!: Mandalorian glory, our strength unmatched! Racin grualé'ra ktro'li bellitha'an: Stars will flee before our guns cu'di'ra tavl'o kel'lum: will never tire of war Te jédii Ru'vlo bellitha'rum: The Jedi break before us Mandálii kote. Eran, vode, c'rtä!: Mandalorian Glory. We, brothers, stand as one!
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 8, 2008 Posted December 8, 2008 Your good... but you didn't get the second to the last one
CommanderQ Posted December 8, 2008 Posted December 8, 2008 No, he got it right, Mandalii is another word for Mandalorian, much like Mand'oa or Mandokarla, it's really quite inspirational to read it.
Mandalore The Shadow Posted December 9, 2008 Posted December 9, 2008 no im just that good at mandalorian i am mandalore after all
CommanderQ Posted December 9, 2008 Posted December 9, 2008 It should make sense Chev, he is Mandalore, therefore, it should make only the most sense that he speaks it well, as he said. HAIL MANDALORE!
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