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MY TURN!

 

There once was a Mandalorian named Chev. Chev liked to eat Zakkeg cause Zakkeg taste good. So one day Chev set a trap for a herd a zakkeg. He came up with an ingenious way to kill the zakkeg and cook it at the same time by using Plasma mines! And so it was that Chev managed to eat his food only forty seconds after cooking it with a Plasma mine!

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Ahhh, so Chev is PLAGIARIZING!! That is a capital offense on Mandalore...and the punishment for this crime is often DEATH!! But seeing as Chev is our friend, we will merely cut off his hands...give me your hands....*grabs scissors...snip..snip*

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But I came up with the way to Kill and Cook the Zakkeg at the same time! The mandalore may be the Master of warfare and and battle and winning at Shooting contests and winning at eating and drinking contest and he may be a famous radio personality, but I'm the cook! I came up with this one!

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Well, you can't say you're the master of eating and drinking, Chev.....*pats belly* I think I beat you there...food is good, beer is better...:D But don't worry, I get lots of exercise, so I'm not sitting and eating and growing large...:D

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