CommanderQ Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Yeh, I stopped trying suicide bombing way back in me early days, ended up that I'm no very good trying to blow myself up. I'd run into, er, problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 *realizes hes not dead* Awww.... *Sees a big flask of Juma juice* Mmmmm....Yummy. *Cheers up quite a bit when he drinks it* Chevron Happy again! I'm gonna go kill something and eat it! *Walks into the forest humming a cheerful tune* I'm Back! *Drags another zakkeg behind him* Time for a lovely brunch with my friends who I no longer wish to kill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 *passes around lightsabers for easy cutting* CAREFUL NOT TO CUT YOUR ARMS OFF OR ANYTHING OR DO IT, I DON'T REALLY CARE. I JUST WANT MY MEAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Who wants the ear? I call dibs on the wing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Ears taste like leather. I get a wing too! *slowly cuts through the bone, but when its done, puts too much power into swing, and cuts off Chev's thumb* O_o *runs with hot zakkeg wing in mouth to the defense turrets* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 I think I'll have, uh, uh, uh.....such a hard decision!!!!!!!! I'll have a foot!!!! Or a horn.....Hey Triggergod, why are you going over there? *looks at Chev's thumb* Oh, that would explain it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 *Stares at Triggergod* Give Me Back My Thumb. I can still reattach it and when I do, we'll forget this ever happended. *takes off after Triggergod with a wing in his mouth* Give me back my thumb! *Starts shooting at triggergod* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 I DON'T HAVE YOUR THUMB *aims with defense turrets...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 *Engages his energy shield and whips out a thermal detonater* Give It Back! I know you have it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I'll spare you if you give me my thumb and the zakkeg wing! *Whips out a massive blaster, bigger then the turrent itself* I'll give you to the count of three...One...two... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalore The Shadow Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 trigger give back chevrons thumb! trigger can be my advisor and chevron you are not getting off to a good start as a mando. trigger check the mando thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 *Begins to sing Mandalorian chant* DWA WERDA! DA VERDA! DWA VERDA MERDA WERDA! LALALALALALALA! You see, I am clearly fluent in Mandalorian...beat that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 So...Mandalore...how am i not getting off to a good start?! I Hunted and Killed the Zakkeg! I cooked it! He cut my thumb off! How am i not getting off to a good start?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Join in the song!! *starts little jig* DWA WERDA! DA VERDA! DWA WERDA VERDA NERDA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 *Smacks CQ over the head* Look! *from Chev's point of view we see that Triggergod is turning into a catgirl before Chevron's eyes* Is it the blood loss from my thumb that doing this? Or is it the massive amount of Juma I drank this morning? Aw well...*Runs toward Triggergod* Give me my thumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalore The Shadow Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 HE CUT OFF UR THUMB!!! *joins Q in traditional chant* "Da Werda Verad..." this chant speeks of being shadow warriord and making trators kneel before them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I love this song!! *goes even faster* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 *Chev is seeing some very strange things caused by Blood loss* I hope that they are not actually catgirls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 What? You're weird? Catgirls? You're not very Mandalorian are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Chevron... Are you a furry? AND IF YOU WANT YOUR THUMB ITS ON THE GROUND NEAR THE PICNIC TABLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Show us!! FURRY!!!!!! YOU CAN BE NO MANDO SHOULD YOU BE FURRY!!! HA! You left his thumb on the picnic table, this sounds like something out of a movie. "Go pick it up, it's right next to the picnic table, my finger..." Interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalore The Shadow Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I declare you... "Dar Manda" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Oh no, I do not wish to be Dar Manda!!! That would mean I'm...oh wait, that'd be cool! I no longer exist......*fades away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 *Picks up his finger and visits the docotr* Good news Guys! Since i got my thumb reattached and my blood replaced, my strange Catgirl visions are starting to go away! but i've been seeing some weird stuff in place of the catgirls... *Through chevron's eyes we see that CQ,Mandalore and Triggergod now all look like girls in bikinis.* *Chev stares at the juma flask in his had then throws it as far as he can toward the lake* No more Juma for me! *looks at the three "Girls" and gulps.* I really hope this wears off soon, this is weird even by my standards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 You have standards? Well, I'm shocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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