Chevron 7 locke Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 So am I... *Still sees Trigger and CQ as bikini girls* So...uh...you wanna get a drink?
CommanderQ Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 You're weird.....I think I need to hit you on the head to get you back to normal. *whacks Chevron with large stick*
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 *Gets back up and sees CQ as a Gizka in a bikini* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Whacks himself in the head repeatedly, but the vision stays with him*
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 *Still bashing himself in the head with a stick* CQ, Triggergod and Mandalore are all watching*
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 *Finally gives up and starts chasing the gizka bikini vision with a blaster rifle* Die!!!!!! Get out of my head!!!!!
CommanderQ Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 *CQ grabs double-bladed knife and prepares to defend himself* Snap out of it, CHEV!!!!! *Conks Chev's head backwards* Now I hope that works!!!
Mandalore The Shadow Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 No chevron is Dar Manda that means no longer a mandalorian lost the mandalorian spirit. Those who no longer exist is like cu'vul dar or somthing.
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 *Looks up and sees that CQ is back to normal* Oh...thank you...Time to go Zakkeg hunting! And maybe this time my thumb won't get cut off by some lightsaber happy idiot! *Goes out to hunt a zakkeg and comes back fifteen minutes later* Lets get eating!
CommanderQ Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Oh yeah, Dar Manda=no more spirit Cu'vyul Dar= Those who no longer exist... They both sound awesome!
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Who wants a wing? *Puts on cortosis gloves so he doesnt lose a finger this time* I got zakkeg legs, wings, and the ear. the ear is delicous when cooked properly!
TriggerGod Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 *accidentally slices off Chev's leg* whoops. *tosses lightsaber at CQ, who catches it. Chev sees CQ with the lightsaber, and wobbles after him.*
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Again?! Give me my leg! *Blasting at CQ and Triggergod* Wait till i get my han- ohhh.....blood loss...creating visions...of catgirls... Catgirl triggergod and CQ: grab our ears chevron! Grab our ears Chevron!
CommanderQ Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Oy....Triggergod, you need more skill with a knife... *gets mallet and conks Chev as he leaps to grab imaginary ears*
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 *Chev gets back up still trying to grab the imaginary ears of the catgirls* I'm trying to grab your ears but you keep hitting me! catgirl visions of triggergod and CQ: Grab our ears chevron! grab our ears chevron!
Mandalore The Shadow Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 mandalore blasts chevron with his custom virpine shatter gun
TriggerGod Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 ...I think that killed him. If not, it was from the blood loss. Well, lets bury him...
CommanderQ Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 *jumps for joy* HURRAH! GLORY TO MANDALORE! WE HAVE NO MORE PROBLEMS!!!!
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 *Jumps up* I WILL NOT DIE!! *Pulls out a thermal detonater* Die evil catgirl images! *Whacks himself as hard as he can with the thermal detonater* I see...NaruHina...gizkas with monkey wrenchs... *As his vision returns we see that Chev no longer sees catgirls* Oh thank you! *Takes his leg and hobbles to the infirmiry* Comes back a few hours later* I have good news! the Doctor got my leg reattached! and he says if i lose it again he can put a rocket launcher or a blaster rifle on instead of my leg! how cool is that? *Stares at triggergod* Lets not have any more "Accidents" shall we? just imagine what i could do with a blaster rifle for a leg!
TriggerGod Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 *slices Chevron's head off* Now we are all happy.
CommanderQ Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 HURRAH! HURRAH! *Stops to look at the curious glances* hurrah, um...hurrah....um, heh. *Walks away and cleans up the body parts*
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 *Chevrons head bites Triggergod and rolls over to his body* *After reassembling his head* I love Implants! the one that triggergod activated was just one of the many that i posses that will keep my head and body alive long enough to reattach to each other! Triggergod...please stop trying to kill me...It's getting annoying...if you stop trying to kill me...i'll stop chasing you with a blaster rifle
TriggerGod Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 Fine, I have a mission I don't have any time to do. Go to Nal Hutta, and destroy the first clan you hear about... *when chev arrives, a Jedi throws the Smuggler's Moon at Hutta, destroying it, because Nar Shaddaa had a nuclear plant with lots of nukes* IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME
Chevron 7 locke Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 *Gets up out of the rubble* Wow I'm lucky! i'm glad that i left just as the moon fell and i was saftely trapped in the ship, although at the last minute i managed to use my time portal to travel back in time and warn myself!
CommanderQ Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 *shakes head and puts hands on brow* What does it take to kill this guy? We need to be more creative, Trigger...
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