Children of Mandalore

[Chevron 7 locke]

I WILL NOT DIE! I WILL BE A PART OF THIS COMMUNITY!!!! I think of you fellows as my Brothers in arms! my fellow warriors to whom family is held in the highest regard!

[CommanderQ]

Um...after that speech, maybe we should wait for a better time.....

 

*smiles and puts hand grenade behind back*

[Chevron 7 locke]

*looks at CQ*

Thank you! I feel that I was a born Mando! My father was killed by a Jedi, I love fighting, I fought and killed jedi and sith, and i have a fondness for heavy weaponry and family

[Mandalore The Shadow]

youll die and like it

[Chevron 7 locke]

I will not! As a mandalorian trigger happy nutcase, i have a right to die in glorious battle

[TriggerGod]

You die the same way Kreia died;

Without any hands, and thrown into a pit of a planet being destroyed.

 

! *evil smile grows across face*

[Mandalore The Shadow]

lol i seriously laughed for like 10 min naw but they will try and kill you (blue harvest joke... blowing up the death star with majic johnson)

[Chevron 7 locke]

Triggergod...you'll go out the same way Nihilus did...on the bridge of a broken and battered old starship at the hands of my lightsaber...

*Smiles at triggergod while dancing numa numa*

[TriggerGod]

*plants mass shadow generator*

THIS IS SPARTA(MANDALORE)!!! *kicks Chevron into a hole*

*i warp away using portals*

*activates mass shadow generator*

 

*plays sad riff on new guitar*

[Chevron 7 locke]

*Chev appears back at the base camp*

Who would've thought any of those old ship down in the hole were active? i managed to sneak into one and over power the engines! I escaped!

[TriggerGod]

*note; i closed the hole with undestroyable material. not even a nuke could destroy it*

[Chevron 7 locke]

If you did that...then why am i here at the camp now?

[TriggerGod]

your not

[Chevron 7 locke]

But i'm here talking to you...and i'm planning to blast you with my blaster rifle as we speak.

*Puts on lightsaber/blaster and gravity proof armour and warms up his super mega PWNER gun*

Time to say goodbye!

[TriggerGod]

<_<

>_>

*grabs calculator from a nerd*

*divides by zero*

*sticks calculator into Chevron's Pants*

*chev asplodes*

[Chevron 7 locke]

*chev walks into the camp eating an Ice cream cone*

Hey Triggergod! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROBO-DUPLICATE!? I SPENT ALMOST FOUR MONTHS BUILDING THAT!! Why did you blow it up?!?! what did robo-Chev do to you?!

[Chevron 7 locke]

*Pulls out a thermal detonater and walks over to triggergod*

*pulls out triggergod' pants and drop the detonater in his crack*

*Runs away*

Triggergod goes boom*

[TriggerGod]

*trigger walks into the camp eating an Ice cream cone*

Hey Chevron! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROBO-DUPLICATE!? I SPENT ALMOST FOUR MONTHS BUILDING THAT!! Why did you blow it up?!?! what did robo-Trigger do to you?!

[Chevron 7 locke]

Robo-trigger blew up robo-chev so i blew up robo-trigger!

[Chevron 7 locke]

Just out of curiosity...what were we doing while the duplicates were trying to kill one another? I was out hunting gizka and traveling time!

[TriggerGod]

Robo-Trigger blew up robo-chev so he blew up robo-trigger so he blew up robo-chev so he blew up robo-trigger...

 

OH SHI-

[Chevron 7 locke]

*Chev stops the explosion then steals the long forgotten cookie jar*

MEEP MEEP!

*runs out of the camp*

[TriggerGod]

oh no you didn't.

 

*shoots Chevron's achilles heel, causing him to fall over, smashing the cookie jar, revealing there to be no cookies*

 

CQ must've eaten them all.

[Chevron 7 locke]

It appears we have a common enemy...we must take out CQ and get the cookies back...or die trying...

[TriggerGod]

but i hit your achilles heel... you won't be able to walk anymore :\