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1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

 

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

 

3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

 

4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

 

5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

 

6. Farmer Bill Dies in House

 

7. Iraqi Heads Seeks Arms

 

8. Stud Tires Out

 

9. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

 

10. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

 

11. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

 

12. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

 

13. Eye Drops Off Shelf

 

14. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

 

15. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

 

16. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

 

17. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

 

18. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

 

19. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

 

20. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

 

21. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

 

22. Killer Sentenced to Die For Second Time in 10 Years

 

23. Drunken Drivers Paid $1,000 in ’84

 

24. War Dims Hope for Peace

 

25. If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

 

26. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

 

27. Enfields Couple Slain: Police Suspect Homicide

 

28. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

 

29. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

 

30. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

 

31. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

 

 

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My favourite, which isn't there, is 'Man Found By Tree Again'.

 

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*looks around*

 

'cuz they're funny?

 

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Well obviously someone doesn't have a sense of humor <IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smilies/cwm25.gif" border=0>

 

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Originally posted by Natty:

Well obviously someone doesn't have a sense of humor <IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smilies/cwm25.gif" border=0>

 

 

I liked the listing and found it funny. biggrin.gif

 

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That's ok smile.gif Aren't you a nice friend for beating him up? tongue.gif Well it's true, he doesn't have a sense of humor

 

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Heh, I remember that list from when I was an AOL user (read: internet n00b). Back when people were just getting used to the concept of "electronic mail" I think I recieved that list and others like it upwards of 20 times each <IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smilies/cwm32.gif" border=0> from various relatives.

 

...that's not to say that they weren't funny smile.gif. Just harkens back to a more naive time, back when the most well-known definition of spam was spiced ham with a gelatin coating in a can.

 

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  • 4 weeks later...
Originally posted by benjoyce

No, six more words:

 

rolling on floor laughing out loud!

 

You do realize you can abbreviate that to ROFLOL

 

 

**thinking** Am I the only person who thinks benjoyce is an annoying wank? **oooooops did I think that out loud?**

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  • 6 months later...

sorry bout bringing back this old topic (y am i saying sorry?!), i learnt 4 more:

 

- POLITICS: Left and right on opposite sides

- SP0RTS: Diego says "Football is like it is: if no1 wins, its a tie."

 

and these r jokes in the radio i just heard (when i dont play music while browsing through internet, i listen to the radio)

- Desperate citizen kidnaps himself, isnt able to pay the ransom and shoots him down.

- Englishman trying to hang himself in a tree. The rope he was using broke, so he sued the company saying that such fragile material could attampt against his life. The company had to pay the man $2000.

 

btw, i roflmao after reading natty's... again!

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