Natty Posted November 9, 2001 Share Posted November 9, 2001 Newspaper Headlines 1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 6. Farmer Bill Dies in House 7. Iraqi Heads Seeks Arms 8. Stud Tires Out 9. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 10. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again 11. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 12. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms 13. Eye Drops Off Shelf 14. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 15. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim 16. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax 17. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 18. Miners Refuse to Work After Death 19. Stolen Painting Found by Tree 20. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies 21. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter 22. Killer Sentenced to Die For Second Time in 10 Years 23. Drunken Drivers Paid $1,000 in ’84 24. War Dims Hope for Peace 25. If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 26. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 27. Enfields Couple Slain: Police Suspect Homicide 28. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge 29. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 30. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 31. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://nattsy.homestead.com/files/disco.gif" border=0> Natty Is Feeling Very <IMG SRC="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=nattydevil@optushome.com.au&type=1&fg=CC33F&bg=66CCFF" border=0> At This Present Time (Note Subject To Change Without Warning!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gubernatorial threepwood Posted November 9, 2001 Share Posted November 9, 2001 huh?<IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smilies/cwm27.gif" border=0> ------------------ i can b your hero baby.i can kiss away the pain. i will stand by u forever. u can take, my breath away-wtc tribute <IMG SRC="http://www.bszone.f2s.com/bilder/logo.jpg" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted November 9, 2001 Share Posted November 9, 2001 My favourite, which isn't there, is 'Man Found By Tree Again'. ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.imgstudio.com/lthumb/118016110671.jpg" border=0>http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=the_feral_chicken@hotmail.com&type=1&fg=FFFFFF&bg=330066[/img] <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript" SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomtext.cgi?user=Feral"></SCRIPT> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FritKnick Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 And the point of this was...?<IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smilies/cwm10.gif" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 *looks around* 'cuz they're funny? ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.frenchyslawns.com/images/logo.gif" border=0> "T-T-T-TODAY Junior!"~Adam Sandler, Billy Madison FrenchyD Currently I feel: <IMG SRC="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=liquid_water4@hotmail.com&type=1&fg=CC99FF&bg=333399" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FritKnick Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 Wrong<IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smilies/cwm10.gif" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted November 10, 2001 Author Share Posted November 10, 2001 Well obviously someone doesn't have a sense of humor <IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smilies/cwm25.gif" border=0> ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://nattsy.homestead.com/files/disco.gif" border=0> Natty Is Feeling Very <IMG SRC="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=nattydevil@optushome.com.au&type=1&fg=CC33F&bg=66CCFF" border=0> At This Present Time (Note Subject To Change Without Warning!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FritKnick Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 You find this funny? and how old are you? 13? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest grannen Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 Originally posted by Natty: Well obviously someone doesn't have a sense of humor <IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smilies/cwm25.gif" border=0> I liked the listing and found it funny. ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.grannen.com/Calvin.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.grannen.com/Hobbes.gif" border=0> and Grannen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FritKnick Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 ah sorry Natty that was my bud I was outside playing basketball with some other people I found out what he did and beat him up but now I read your post and it's so funny<IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smilies/cwm27.gif" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted November 10, 2001 Author Share Posted November 10, 2001 That's ok Aren't you a nice friend for beating him up? Well it's true, he doesn't have a sense of humor ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://nattsy.homestead.com/files/disco.gif" border=0> Natty Is Feeling Very <IMG SRC="http://www.imood.com/query.cgi?email=nattydevil@optushome.com.au&type=1&fg=CC33F&bg=66CCFF" border=0> At This Present Time (Note Subject To Change Without Warning!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metallus Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 Heh, I remember that list from when I was an AOL user (read: internet n00b). Back when people were just getting used to the concept of "electronic mail" I think I recieved that list and others like it upwards of 20 times each <IMG SRC="http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smilies/cwm32.gif" border=0> from various relatives. ...that's not to say that they weren't funny . Just harkens back to a more naive time, back when the most well-known definition of spam was spiced ham with a gelatin coating in a can. ------------------ <A HREF="http://home.dal.net/metallus/index.htm" TARGET=_blank><IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=Metallus"" border=0></A> Metallus is feeling <IMG SRC="http://home.dal.net/metallus/images/art/pooty.gif" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crime Boss Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 What's with the headlines? What? ------------------ I am not really a crime boss but what the heck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crime Boss Posted November 10, 2001 Share Posted November 10, 2001 What's with the headlines? What? ------------------ I am not really a crime boss but what the heck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmeat1587246448 Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 They are funny I dont have to type more. The three words say all ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://monkeyislandclub.homestead.com/files/deadmeat.gif" border=0> I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjoyce Posted December 5, 2001 Share Posted December 5, 2001 No, six more words: rolling on floor laughing out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted December 5, 2001 Author Share Posted December 5, 2001 Originally posted by benjoyce No, six more words: rolling on floor laughing out loud! You do realize you can abbreviate that to ROFLOL **thinking** Am I the only person who thinks benjoyce is an annoying wank? **oooooops did I think that out loud?** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_xxxxx Posted December 5, 2001 Share Posted December 5, 2001 I think Ben's just a little hyper and sometimes tries too hard, but overall, he's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted December 5, 2001 Share Posted December 5, 2001 u have no idea how much i laughed!!!!!!! ROFLOL! {smile: MURRAY WANNA-BE WITH A HAT !!!!!!!}[APPLAUD] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted July 2, 2002 Share Posted July 2, 2002 sorry bout bringing back this old topic (y am i saying sorry?!), i learnt 4 more: - POLITICS: Left and right on opposite sides - SP0RTS: Diego says "Football is like it is: if no1 wins, its a tie." and these r jokes in the radio i just heard (when i dont play music while browsing through internet, i listen to the radio) - Desperate citizen kidnaps himself, isnt able to pay the ransom and shoots him down. - Englishman trying to hang himself in a tree. The rope he was using broke, so he sued the company saying that such fragile material could attampt against his life. The company had to pay the man $2000. btw, i roflmao after reading natty's... again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 that is one of the very few times one would catch me laughing out loud (i never roll on the floor laughing out loud, i haven't done that since i was six) very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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