Denise Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Self-defense. That little "I'm going to go kill myself now and it's all your fault" look isn't a great deal of fun to experience. How long can such an obvious beachball thread last around here without getting locked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TornSoul Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Longer than a Ping-Pong thread Why am I so bored? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Because you're replying to a silly thread on a star wars gaming forum where not much else is happening, due to a lack of game media. Should I start a thread that is the reverse of this? (aka- say an answer, and the next person makes a question for it ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_silvergun Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 No, I think the mods will get pissed off if we start another thread like this. So let's do it in this one instead. Okay, here's the first answer, somebody think up a suitable question: An inflatable woman and a large bowl of custard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hannibal Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Q: What is the reason it burns when I pee? Next answer... A: 30 pounds of crab meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Q) What do they leave out in the sun to get the McDonalds secret sauce? A) An elephant on a sausage hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kurgan Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 It probably is a good idea to keep these kinds of posts in one thread instead of a dozen, I agree. Just try to keep it semi-clean here, sometimes I'm eating when I read this stuff, okay? ; p And to answer a question: What came first, the chicken or the egg? Easy one, the egg. Think about it! Kurgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Q) What is that animal going through your house for? A) It's a roll of quarters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Q: Are you happy to see me? A: Clean Air and a Virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wardz Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 Q Do the admins ever reply to their email? Next answer, NO! wardz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 Q) Will you get me a soda? A) My pants are on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ed_silvergun Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 Q. Why are you beating yourself in the groin with a large baking tray? ...and the next answer... A. Because I'm worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tap[RR] Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 I think this kinda thread has no meaning in any forum. Looks like someone just wants to up his post count I mean, i could see if the questions made sense, or werent just uterlly stupid. But comeon most of this is common sense. Which is why i say its just to raise his post count and make that little "jediknight" title under your name. [ September 01, 2001: Message edited by: Tap[RR] ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi-Wan1587246508 Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 No man knows, we don't understand women. Why can't i be a Jedi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsbuckeye21 Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 A: Because you can't follow the trend of A: and Q:, not the old Q: then A: even though I like that better so we'll go with that. Q: Why are the needles for lethal injections sterilized? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darien Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 Originally posted by ed_silvergun: <STRONG>Q. Why are you beating yourself in the groin with a large baking tray? ...and the next answer... A. Because I'm worth it.</STRONG> Q: Why did i buy myself a geforce pro ddr 32mb today. A: Thats my monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 Q) What's that hideous hairy thing in canoli's pants???? A) Wet shoes, A glass of mucus and 3 small shiny inanimate objects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 This one involves trickery and a bit of story.(Yes, I know. We ask questions, but no one ever said we couldn't give a little info). Story: A sick old guy in a wheel chair decided it would be easier to collect all his mucus in a glass instead of wasting tissues. He fell into a pool and off came his Rolex and his ring. He dropped a pen, too. Q: Which 3 things are strange? A: 23 bananas, 6 jpegs, and several prosthetic limbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darien Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 Q: whats the universe made of? A: Alf (that alien from the show alf) and arnold (from diffrent strokes). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KordKelly Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 Q: What are you'r Parents names??? A: Because they can!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wardz Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 Why do the admins ban Rogue15? j/k Bill Clinton, The Queen and a cigar. wardz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darien Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 Q: Who will Al Gore have a scandal with? A: Will Ferel [ September 02, 2001: Message edited by: Darien ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kurgan Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 C'mon.. you guys have nothing on Carson, give it a rest. I must respond to this though: Q Do the admins ever reply to their email? Next answer, NO! Liar... Have you stopped beating your wife? Anyway, if people are just doing this to artificially inflate your post count, I can just delete the entire thread, and you lose all your 'hard work.' Not a threat, just a reminder. ; p Kurgan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 kurgan, we're just having a bit of fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oninosensi Posted September 3, 2001 Share Posted September 3, 2001 A: Will Ferel Q: Who should we fire out of the airlock next? A: Yoda, a packet of mustard, and a vat of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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