access_flux Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 i was kickin back in class today and i was thinkin about the what my favourite star wars quote is: Dark Helmet: There is something you should know. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Lone Star: So what does that make us? Dark Helmet: Nothing! Which is what you are about to become. hey its not exactly star wars but its close enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Man1587246496 Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 Hmmm, how bout: In ROTJ: Han: How we doin'? Luke: Same as always Han: That bad, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PreTZeL Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 "Dangerous to your starfleet commander, not to this battlestation." "I find your lack of faith disturbing." "E chu ta." "If this is a consular ship than WHERE is the AMBASSADOR?!?" "How you doin' Chewbacca?" I like all these... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 A better thread is..."Star Wars Quotes made better by adding the word 'pants'" My favs "I felt a disturbance in the pants" "Myself, the boy, two droids, and NO PANTS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PreTZeL Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 lmao!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted August 2, 2001 Author Share Posted August 2, 2001 damn you guys are goofs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi-Wan1587246508 Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 Well, my favorite one is my signature. I also have another few favorites... "Try not! Do... or do not. There is no try." "And I thought they smelled bad, on the outside." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 how about i bent my wookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oninosensi Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 "Spaceballs? Oh $h|t, there goes the planet" "No disentigrations!" "You break him you bought him!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 I can't believe no ones said "May the force be with you" and "You'll never find A more retched hive of scum and villainy and now for my favorite pants lines. My family does this A LOT. "General Veers prepare your pants for ground assault." -Vader "I find your lack of pants disturbing." -Vader "But I was going into Toche Station to pick up some pants!" -Luke "pray I do not alter the pants any further." - Vader "And don't let me catch you following me, begging for pants." -C3po "She must have hidden the plans in here pants. Send an attachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." My Favorite - Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted August 2, 2001 Share Posted August 2, 2001 "You will pay for your lack of pants!!!"-emperor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar11587246510 Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 "Hey, it's me." -Han Solo "Nice Shot!" -Wedge Antilles "Bantha Fodder"-Jabba the Hutt "Never tell me the odds"-Han Solo "Thank the maker!"-C-3PO "You Rebel Scum"-Commando in RotJ "Spaceballs the Flamethrower!" My "pants" quotes "Great pants, kid, that's one in a million" "I've lost my pants, you're going to have to take this one" "Look sir, pants!" "Sandpeople always walk in single file, to hide their pants" "At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 "I cannot teach him...he has no pants."-yoda "My pants will be the entrace fee."-qui-gon "You better stop your friend's betting, before I end up owning his pants, too."-watto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted August 3, 2001 Share Posted August 3, 2001 oh, i forgot this spaceballs one: Dark Helmet: "Have you found anything yet?" Trooper: "No" Dark Helmet: "Have you?" Wiseass Trooper: "We an't found $HIT!!" or... Dark Helmet: "STOOOOPPPPP!" *crash*!! Colonel Sanders: "Are you ok sir?" D.H.: "Fine" C.S.: "What should we do now?" D.H.: "Well, are we stopped?" C.S.: "Yes, Sir." D.H.: "What do you say we take a five minute break?" C.S.: "Fine, Sir." D.H.: "Smoke 'em if you got 'em." *tips over* or.... Dark Helmet: "I knew it! I'm Surrounded by A$$HOLES!" hmm, maybe its, im surrounded by pants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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