Ben Whatsisname Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 My Favorite Things Red paint on mummies, And rootbeer on zombies, Musical monkeys, And brown fur on Yetis, Skeletal reapers, Cursed diamond rings, These are a few of my favorite things . . . Long-winded salesmen, And sadistic nurses, Microwaved hamsters, An' pirates singing in verses, A life-crystal crazed German who tries to grow wings, These are a few of my favorite things . . . Enchanted figureheads, A young man named Bobbin, Weird aliens in disguises who try to, scramble my noggin, A girl named Laverne who constantly screams, These are a few of my favorite things . . . When the skull talks, When Conroy sings, When LEC sold Sam and Max, I simply reinstall my favorite games, And then I don't feel like crap. . . Mummies....hmmm zombies... Monkeys.......Yetis.... La dee da, la dee da, La dee da, da, These are a few of my favorite things . . . When the skull talks, When Conroy sings, When LEC sold Sam and Max, I simply reinstall my favorite games, And then I can finally relax. . . And then I don't feel like crap. . . *I somehow can't get over the feeling that it's stuff like this that's gonna be the deciding point in the decision of my going to heaven or hell* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scabb Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 Walking In A Winter Wonderland Slayed folk wail, are you shaking Pirate tales, are in the making Grab A Ship and a crew, theyres nothing much else to do Plundering with Mr L Legrande... Someone's dead, alert the reapers Send a message, to their beepers And Don't ask me why, dont tell the Calavera Guy Bringing the deceased into our land... In the meadow we can ride a "Corley" We can race those wierd freelance police And if perhaps a few of us ride poorly We can always smear their tyres with some grease Later On, we'll conspire Plotting dreams, by the fire A tentacles needs High Ambitions and greed Ruling this entire earthly land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadEyeDave Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark spirit Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Originally posted by Ben Whatsisname Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (The Land of the Dead Follow-up) Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve. She walked into Senor Calavara's office, And Manny breathed a sigh of releif. She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog, And they'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her medication, And she stumbled out the door into the snow. When Manny found her Christmas mornin', Just a few hours after death. She had become a naked skeleton, But still had eggnog upon her breath. Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve. She walked into Senor Calavara's office, And Manny breathed a sigh of releif. Manny checked the computer in desperation, He was sure she could be on the 'Nine'. But her records showed him something different, Seems Grandma had done some time. Manny questioned the poor Grandma. Seems that she wasn't as sweet as she appeared. She boasted proudly to the Reaper: "I know 100 ways to cook reindeer." Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve. She walked into Senor Calavara's office, And Manny breathed a sigh of releif. Mannys heart sank to the floor now As he reached under the desk. "It's got a handle in the compass...", Kicked her out into the street and got depressed. "Santa, could you send a saint please? I want to get out of the DoD. I'll be a good Reaper all year till Christmas, Just pick someone off of your 'nice list', if you please. Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Now she's on her four year journey. You can say there's no such thing as Christmas karma, But as for 'el oma diablos', she believes. *waits for clapping or the clatter of change in his cup* I saw that grandma got run over by a reindeer the other weekend on cartoon network it was pretty appaling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumpizz Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 I'll try, although most of my english is from http://www.babylon.com and it's not really a christmas-song What shall we do with the drunken pirate What shall we do with the drunken pirate What shall we do with the drunken pirate here on monkey island fight against him until he's beaten fight against him until he's beaten fight against him until he's beaten here on monkey island scare his rat until he's yelling scare his rat until he's yelling scare his rat until he's yelling here on monkey island whey hey grog gets boozing whey hey grog makes dozeing whey hey grog is burning here on monkey island cut his wooden leg with a saw cut his wooden leg with a saw cut his wooden leg with a saw here on monkey island tell him where big whoop is buried tell him where big whoop is buried tell him where big whoop is buried here on monkey island whey hey grog gets boozing whey hey grog makes dozeing whey hey grog is burning here on monkey island you may improve/correct/continue this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmatz Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Pretty cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scabb Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 Christmas Songs! ROCKS! MOJO POWER! While Sheperds Watched their flocks by night While Pirates, drank their grog by night They jolted in dismay A tentacle had wandered in And used his shrinking ray The pirates, shaking in their boots Ran quickest that they could The tentacle just flattened them With screams and stains of blood The Pirate Ghost then walked aboard He shook old purple's hand Then Manny, Came to pick them up And take them to his land The evil two did rule the world Until one joy-ous day The heroes joined together And took theyre crowns away They travelled on Bens Motorbike Their weapon: Indy's whip But every team has minor flaws Like Mr Threepwoods Wit Old Bobbin came in hooded wear And played a merry tune Lechuck was chased by Sam & Max (Although he'll be back soon) Then Ber-nad grabbed the shrinking ray Whilst Brink applied the rope The tentacle was all tied up Now evil has no hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmatz Posted December 21, 2001 Share Posted December 21, 2001 Ok... some of you guys are getting REALLY into this... creeping me out a bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark spirit Posted December 21, 2001 Share Posted December 21, 2001 crashing accross the waves on a big fat pirate ship then a big fat stupid wave busts open your lip oh jingle skulls jingle skulls voodoo all the way oh what fun it is to ride on the open rolling waves thank you, thank you, I'm here 'til monday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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