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SpaceBalls:

 

LordHelmet: I said fire in front her nose, not up it!

 

gunner (he was twisted eyes): sorry sir. it's the best I can do

 

LordHelmet: What's your name

 

gunner: Asshole sir, my name is Asshole

 

LordHelmet: Who made this guy the gunner?

 

Unknown guy: I did sir!

 

LordHelmet: Who are you?

 

Unkown guy: I'm an asshole sire, he's my cousin

 

LordHelmet: how many assholes are there on this ship?

 

(a hole bunch of them stand up)

 

LordHelmet: I knew i! I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing you asshole!

 

(I probebly got most of them wrong)

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"Hey, want a Baby Ruth?" - Chunk Goonies

 

"RUTH RUTH RUTH, BABY, RUTH!!!" Sloth? Goonies

 

 

BTW, Goonies comes out on DVD this month!!

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