Eets Posted December 25, 2001 Share Posted December 25, 2001 How To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." Sing along at the opera. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3." Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!" Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do." HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannibalscipio Posted December 25, 2001 Share Posted December 25, 2001 I repeat!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's great! I've heard a few of them before, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted December 26, 2001 Share Posted December 26, 2001 Very funny! I've heard a few of those but most of them were original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_adelgard Posted December 26, 2001 Share Posted December 26, 2001 Lol very funny! Did u already do some of these Eet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannibalscipio Posted December 26, 2001 Share Posted December 26, 2001 That's why Eets finished 2nd in the forummy awards. He's just really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted December 26, 2001 Author Share Posted December 26, 2001 Hehe, I've only done a couple of them.. I plan on using the "ask the person what their sex is" one alot.. I'm making it a goal to be more outgoing and funny in real life from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_adelgard Posted December 26, 2001 Share Posted December 26, 2001 OH dear.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted December 26, 2001 Share Posted December 26, 2001 Thats pretty funny Eets, was that an e-mail you got or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted December 26, 2001 Author Share Posted December 26, 2001 Yeah, from my uncle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 :D:D that was funny nothing like a nice laugh after a short vacation:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted December 27, 2001 Author Share Posted December 27, 2001 That's what you think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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