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How To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity

 

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

 

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they

want fries with that.

 

Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair

dancing.

 

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

 

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

 

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone

has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

 

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

 

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

 

Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level

lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like

it that way.

 

Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically

after they answer.

 

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

 

Sing along at the opera.

 

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same

outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does.

(This is especially effective if your boss is of the

opposite gender.)

 

Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what

you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be

in the bathroom, in Stall #3."

 

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their

party because you're not in the mood

 

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,

yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

 

Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother

me, its the voices in your head that do."

 

HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE!

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