Guest Lord Tirion Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother. Murray Walker: The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. Greg Norman: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing. Alan Minter: Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious. Terry Venables: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again. Ron Atkinson: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it –you can see it all over their faces. David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. US TV Commentator: One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said? I took some out due to being really bad, but if you wish to view those, you can click here http://tirion2.proboards2.com/index.cgi?pbuser=tirion2&board=main&action=display&num=1011809415 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_drake Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 man so you do this all day try to find disgusting or funny things for us to look at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 Thanks Tirion Here's another one i heard: College Basketball Commentator: I think that tonight the winner is gonna be the team that can put the ball in the basket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain_drake Posted January 23, 2002 Share Posted January 23, 2002 i wonder how much these people get paid to say things like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI_MASTA Posted January 24, 2002 Share Posted January 24, 2002 more than ull ever get paid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharaFett Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 i remember watching a liverpool match and one of the players after the game was like, "in futball comes a time when you have to score goals" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 Formula 1 driver in 1980's. Nelson Piquet. italian: I haddaa somaa troubl withyy carra. Formula 1 reporter in Holland: Oh en er komt benzine over de hele auto. Jos Verstappen zit er nog in. OOHH en een vuur , vuur. ih mijn god. Nooit gebeurt het maar dan gebeurt het met Jos Verstappen. Godverdomme! (need translation??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 You crazy Dutch. Don't make me start speaking in French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GB_StormTrooper Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 Don't make US speak in French, I know many a insults in French But those were pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 you are forgetting one thing that a lot of Dutch peopl are very good at speaking different laguages. (altho i am not ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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