Zygomaticus Posted January 25, 2002 Posted January 25, 2002 How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. He sleeps at night. Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ? A. Because he is dead. Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ? A. It becomes wet. Q. What often falls but never gets hurt ? A. Rain Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be ? A. TOMORROW Q. What looks like half apple ? A. The other half. Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ? A. Dinner. Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ? A. AGE. Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg ? A. Because it is too tyred.
GB_StormTrooper Posted January 26, 2002 Posted January 26, 2002 Q. Do you know how to spam in this forum? A. Yes, just act like Krkode and make these type of posts :D Just playin with ya Kr
Zygomaticus Posted January 26, 2002 Author Posted January 26, 2002 yeah you better have been playing, cuz i just thought i'd just share these with you guys. if you want me to be a boring poster who never posts anything fun then thats not hard... but your right GB
CaptainRAVE Posted January 26, 2002 Posted January 26, 2002 Well I actually thought those were quite good
Eets Posted January 26, 2002 Posted January 26, 2002 Q: How much TV do you watch? A: The whole screen.
Zygomaticus Posted January 26, 2002 Author Posted January 26, 2002 would you like me to hold your hand.. No thanks its not very heavy
SharaFett Posted January 26, 2002 Posted January 26, 2002 q: do you happen to have a dollar? a: yes i do. what about my dollar?
pottys_ATAT Posted January 27, 2002 Posted January 27, 2002 HA HA thats funny stuff. but i am too dumb to think of one
Guest Lord Maul Posted January 27, 2002 Posted January 27, 2002 Why is the sky blue? If it were green, we wouldn't know when to stop mowing.
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