Chanke4252 Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 What exactly is a gonk and why should the ending boss be one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digl Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 they are joking THIS is a Gonk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 *snicker* Gonks are extremely lethal assassin droids of EU fame who have gotten very little game exposure. They are armed to the teeth with about every weapon you could think of, including concussion rifles, rail detonators, missile launchers, pulse rifles, flamethrowers, heavy blaster rifles, repeaters and force pikes. Their intelligence makes them a deadly opponent that must never be underestimated. They'd easily rival a Dark Jedi if put into JK2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternity Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 Er, actually, that's a Super Gonk you are referring to, prototype. I'm going to have to kill you, now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclone Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 Don't forget their Bio-mass core which allows them to finely tune into the force with near perfect and deadly results. I fear the Gonk Cyclone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moses Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 I think my uncle was a gonk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanke4252 Posted February 19, 2002 Author Share Posted February 19, 2002 !!! so thats what those are called. I usually just refered to them as Sir or Majesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omne Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 I think Gonk's have gotten bad reps. I mean, there are actual gonk "haters" out there! This injustice must be stopped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 For me, it's the mouse bots. Even more pointless than gonks, the annoying little bleepity bleeps. At least they have batteries inside when you blow them up. I'm not a gonk hater, personally, but even they occasionally had a prize inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 tsk tsk tsk........ why are we discussing these vermin? They should all die, and that's that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternity Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 You're going to roast in flame for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarScrap Posted February 19, 2002 Share Posted February 19, 2002 Why would you defend Gonks? All they do is meander around and say "Goonk...Gonk". Saaay....I just thought of an idea for you Gonk! Play through JK, crushing every Gonk you encounter with the nearest elevator!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanpilou Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 here is a definition of a gonk : gonk : Little boxe of 1 meter wich was made to control the power of things in ships and other stuff. These droids were used mainly by the imperials, their only way to defend themselves is by making some GONK GONK GONK sounds to make their enemys fall on the ground in epilectic spasms or in an uncontrolable laugh. Many of them were, are and will be tortured till their race extinct. hope it helped you (i know, im CRAZY!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digl Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 All they do is meander around and say "Goonk...Gonk". their only way to defend themselves is by making some GONK GONK GONK sounds to make their enemys fall on the ground in epilectic spasms or in an uncontrolable laugh. :D ROFLOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 Sanpilou (hahahah): gonk : Little boxe of 1 meter wich was made to control the power of things in ships and other stuff. These droids were used mainly by the imperials, their only way to defend themselves is by making some GONK GONK GONK sounds to make their enemys fall on the ground in epilectic spasms or in an uncontrolable laugh. Many of them were, are and will be tortured till their race extinct. A Very very acurate description, LOL Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro The Hutt Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 And to think they risk hard drive and limb to provide power to whatever that is nearby that needs power ^.^ They're just another one of those unmentioned heroes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon says Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 I believe that this finally proves that we have run out of things to talk about. Let's hope the game WILL be on schedule, for the sake of everyone's sanity. And I happen to like Gonks. In MOTS one of the secrets can only be opened if the gonk comes to open the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broode Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 Well I like gonks, they're cool. *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
db6 Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 Miserable machines: they exist only to serve and have no soul. The only thing you can do to thank them for that is to relieve them from their misery by chop them to pieces, or creating an android out of their parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon says Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 Well ofcourse they have no soul! It's a MACHINE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord Chief Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 I second that, three huuraahs for the gonks HIP HIP HUURAAH HIP HIP HUURAAH HIP HIP HUURAAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternity Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 Dances. Finally, people who appreciate Gonks! I sense a revolution coming. Mark my words, when the time comes, anti-gonkers are gonna be up against the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro The Hutt Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 Now let's not resort to violence ^^" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pogwaffle Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 Dont you guys know that there is an ancient sith curse/ritual/plan etc., that all the sith will take over they world by possessing the gonks of the galaxy. Whilst people are laughing at them in epileptic fits as said by sanpilou, the gonks will all at the same time use "force gonk", gonking the world with a subsonic gonk sound that will destroy the entire galaxy. You didn't know that??? Oops! Ive said to much. (as you can see im bored) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackTheGaffer Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 A Gonk is a walking trashcan. Were I work we have trashcans that look like Gonks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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