Tobias Bordal Posted February 24, 2002 Share Posted February 24, 2002 The first piece of spam ever concieved was on a tantranian holiday exactly 3500 years ago on the deep forests of egypt. A Mr. John Burton (really Xzlsjdhd Muyssdia, translated from arabic), will for ever be remembered for his action. He visited a local tribe to have a loook at the largest tree they had, it was the Kakanangua tree. Here ppl had carved in love declarations for years and years. When mr Burton arrived he spammed the tree senseless, the word he wrote a thousand times was spam (the name came to him in a dream), hence the name "spam". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt-- Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 How informative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted March 5, 2002 Share Posted March 5, 2002 Note to mods, admins, captain rave, and anyone else who doesn't understand the story below: We're not THAT bad. Wait...i think we are, but i'm not checking. Long, Long ago, a hyperdrive capable space station arrived on an unknown planet. On the way, the station had to make stops for fuel, and occasionally a member would mutiny, and be 'banned' or cast out and not allowed to return. But the station picked up a few members, wanting to live on this unknown planet. The trip was long, and many members died, some Lieutenants mutinied, and were cast out. Some members formed an Invasion team, and raided some other stations and depleted their fuel, as they were heading for the same planet. After long months, and begging the Captains and Grand Admiral to upgrade the station so it could go faster, and not getting any responses from the Captain, the members of RSN went insane and started hit and runs on as many of the other stations as possible, trying to get the Grand Admiral's attention. When his attention was finally reached, the Grand Admiral forced an allegiance between the stations, and upgraded them all. Newer, harsher rules were enforced by the Commanders, Admirals, Captains, and Grand Admiral. If anyone severely argued and got in a fight, they'd get banned from the Allegiance, and would never be allowed to return. Not too long ago, the stations arrived at their destination, but instead of just one planet, there were several. One for each station. And newer ones are being formed as you read this. (Despite the upgrade, the RSN members are still insane. There appears to be no cure for it, as anyone who enters the station with Sanity dies gruesomely by one of the Lieutenant's Vornskrs, and the Insane members enjoy target practice. So if you ever enter the station, BE SURE TO LEAVE YOUR SANITY AT THE DOOR.) Being Insane, the RSN members chose the ugliest planet that appears to be without oxygen, and named it 'Aresen'. Will they survive down on the planet, will the planet cure or intensify their insanity? And if they survive on the planet, will they attempt an invasion of the other planets? Only time will tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G0SP0DAR Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 I'll let you fill that in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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