TiE23 Posted May 16, 2002 Author Share Posted May 16, 2002 "What the F*** are you going Yoda?!?!" screamed Kyle. "(In a slurred vocie) Hmmm, yes did you now anything that has XXX on it his good or entertaning." Kyle then noticed that Yoda got hold of some very strong wiskie with XXX on it, and was wachting a nude film rated XXX. "Holy s**t!!" Kyle walked over to Yoda to grab him but glanced once at the T.V. "Hmmm, here comes the good part, oh yeah." Kyle sat down next to Yoda wachting Yodas species making love "Hmmm, want some?" asked Yoda as he offered Kyle the bottle of wiskey. "Sure, yah." as Kyle stared at the screen.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 ***ok thats just frikkin nasty, just imagine a she-yoda gettin her freak on!!! :barf: *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
power_ed Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 ..said Kyle.. Then Yoda took off his robe again.. and this time kyle started laughing.. "judge me by size you do?" said yoda.. then .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted May 21, 2002 Author Share Posted May 21, 2002 Then Yoda had a brilliant idea, "Lets here all night stay." "uh-hu yeah okay." The tape stopped and it was 11:55. "5 minutes store to close, hmmmm." said Yoda. Then the P.A. said "Get the f*** out of the store before I let out the dogs!!" "Oh s**t, we gotta get out of here!" "No, no, toy section we must go." Yoda put himself in the doll section and Kyle went to the G.I. Joe section and made him self look like a life size G.I. Joe display...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 then kyle woke up from that CRAZY ASS dream.... he said "not another one of those ewok trips.... aw man!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 He looked around the room But he didn't recognized it There was only a bed (where he was laying on) and a little shiny blue box with the words "don't open the box" written on it. Kyle took a deep breath an tasted something that reminded him of rotten bantha steaks. He needed water and he he needed it fast. so he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 opened the box ..... which contained no water .... which he drank then .... (nice avatar mima .... cross between david bowie and t2000?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBuu Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 ...realized it was the diarea of a bantha... o crap {}xxxxxxxxxxxxxx{}=========================> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyJAllTheWay Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 So then he, upon realizing it was diarea of a bantha, drank some more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D@rth M@ul Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 After nearly choking on the bantha waste, Kyle heard a sound he would never forget, KZZZZZSSSCHRRGGGGGGGG WOOOOMMMMM WOOOOOOOMMMMM And then he saw the first and last things that morning besides the blue box of bantha sauce, it was a red beam of crystalized energy heading straight for him, He quickly dodged only to be struck in the crotch by the opposing beam fastened to none other than Darth Maul's Light saber.......and then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyJAllTheWay Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 ...And then Darth Maul accidentally fell down a sarlacc pit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 "hmm" said kyle. "it's a good thing I happend to be wareing this cortosis cup... real good thing... things might have been singed otherwise..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 and then he started singing "its peanut butter jelly time!"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda_623 Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 So he went and got a big peanut butter and jelly sandwich and took a bite and said........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBuu Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 "This tastes like sh**... I wonder where yoda is..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D@rth M@ul Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 ........Oh there he is, look hes lifting darth out of the mouth of the sarlac... wow darth's closed melted away......" "penis tattoed is he" - yoda. Kyle lunged at darth and........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthBuu Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 ..tried to grab maul's saber but he accidentally... {}xxxxxxx{}==============================> <=============================={}xxxxxxx{} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 *Crashed into B.A. Baracus's van and heard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro The Hutt Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 "Ah pity the foo' who messes with ma van!" And thus the mohawked tough man got out of his mighty van and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Kyle said, "Bugger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyJAllTheWay Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Kyle, dazed and confused, sat down and began to ponder life for a little while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Then Yoda said, "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, Indeed, bugger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyJAllTheWay Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Then Kyle got up and shot Yoda with a gun. No matrix moves here buddy. R.I.P. Yoda. WTF is bugger, said Kyle. That'll teach him to use words that I don't know the meaning of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_Walker Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 B.A: "When Jedi punks start killing wise o masters, I mean em pay in pain!" *Kyle tries to shot B.A. but the blaster bolts deflect off his gold chains. B.A, walks up to Kyle, grabbs him by the collar, lifts him up and throws him straight into one of those star wars bulky doors.* B.A: "Foo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyJAllTheWay Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Then Kyle aims right between B.A.'s eyes and says, " No blocking this shot" as he pulls the trigger emitting a high frequency blast. Kyle, relieved of what was the current burden at the time, replies in an almost muttering tone, "Foo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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