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"What the F*** are you going Yoda?!?!" screamed Kyle.

"(In a slurred vocie) Hmmm, yes did you now anything that has XXX on it his good or entertaning." Kyle then noticed that Yoda got hold of some very strong wiskie with XXX on it, and was wachting a nude film rated XXX.

"Holy s**t!!"

Kyle walked over to Yoda to grab him but glanced once at the T.V.

"Hmmm, here comes the good part, oh yeah."

Kyle sat down next to Yoda wachting Yodas species making love

:D

"Hmmm, want some?" asked Yoda as he offered Kyle the bottle of wiskey.

"Sure, yah." as Kyle stared at the screen....

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Then Yoda had a brilliant idea, "Lets here all night stay."

"uh-hu yeah okay."

 

The tape stopped and it was 11:55. "5 minutes store to close, hmmmm." said Yoda.

 

Then the P.A. said "Get the f*** out of the store before I let out the dogs!!"

 

"Oh s**t, we gotta get out of here!"

 

"No, no, toy section we must go."

 

Yoda put himself in the doll section and Kyle went to the G.I. Joe section and made him self look like a life size G.I. Joe display......

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He looked around the room

But he didn't recognized it

 

There was only a bed (where he was laying on)

 

and a little shiny blue box with the words "don't open the box"

written on it.

 

Kyle took a deep breath an tasted something that

reminded him of rotten bantha steaks.

 

He needed water and he he needed it fast.

 

so he...

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After nearly choking on the bantha waste, Kyle heard a sound

he would never forget,

 

KZZZZZSSSCHRRGGGGGGGG

 

WOOOOMMMMM

WOOOOOOOMMMMM

 

And then he saw the first and last things that morning besides

the blue box of bantha sauce, it was a red beam of crystalized

energy heading straight for him, He quickly dodged only to be

struck in the crotch by the opposing beam fastened to

none other than Darth Maul's Light saber.......and then

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B.A: "When Jedi punks start killing wise o masters, I mean em pay in pain!"

 

*Kyle tries to shot B.A. but the blaster bolts deflect off his gold chains. B.A, walks up to Kyle, grabbs him by the collar, lifts him up and throws him straight into one of those star wars bulky doors.*

 

B.A: "Foo."

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