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Bloke- Chris Franklien (sung to the tune of B*tch by Merideth Brooks)

 

I hate the new-age guys

I'm a chauvinist

I live on beer and pies

Tried to tell ya

But you look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath

Hehe, don't brush my teeth

Yesterday I lied

But all me mates gave me a real good alibi

Thanks guys

(No worries, mate)

I really went out drinking

I told you I was at work

Don't ask me for commitment

Because it's something I will shirk

 

I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker

And I really love your knockers

I'm a labourer by day

I piss up all me pay

Watching footy on T.V.

Just feed me more V.B.

Just pour my beer and get my smokes and

go away

 

Or take me as I am

This may mean you'll have to fetch another can

Rest assured if I start to make you breakfast

I'm going to extremes

But tomorrow I'll get ****-faced

And today won't mean a thing

 

I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo

And me best mate's name is Robbo

Winfield is me cigarette

I dress in flannelette

Shearer's singlet that is blue

Throw in a few tattoos

You know you wouldn't want me any other

way

 

When you think you've got me figured out

The season's already changing

(From footy to cricket)

I think it's cool when I act like a tool

And me mates try to shave me

 

I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker

And I really love your knockers

I'm a labourer by day

I piss up all me pay

Watching footy on T.V.

Just feed me more V.B.

Just pour my beer and get my smokes and

go away

 

I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo

And me best mate's name is Robbo

Winfield is me cigarette

I dress in flannelette

Shearer's singlet that is blue

Throw in a few tattoos

You know you wouldn't want me any other

wayBloke- Chris Franklin

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i totally agree ;)

 

well...

 

i dont have a kangeroo for a pet

i dont wrestle with crocodiles

and i dont wear a cork hat

 

i fight wars but never start wars

id rather make peace

i can wear my countries flag with pride

 

i am the rock

i am the ocean

i am the island continent

 

My brothers are the Smiths, the Wilsons, the Santarellis, the De Costis, the Wongs and the Jagamarras

 

I play football WITHOUT a helmet

I LIKE beetroot on my hamburgers

I ride in the FRONT seat of a taxi

I believe this is a prawn NOT a shrimp

I believe the world is round and down under is ON TOP!

i believe Australia is the best address on Earth and Australians Brew the best beer on Earth!!!!!!!!

 

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!

lol :)

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i'd have to agree with you there. england isn't exactly the best adress on earth, and i've always wanted to live in australia, it just seems like a cool place to live. and i never really got the whole down under thing.

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I COME FROM THE LAND DOWNUNDER :D

 

Travelling in a fried-out combie

On a hippie trail, head full of zombie

I met a strange lady, she made me nervous

She took me in and gave me breakfast

And she said...

 

"Do you come from a land down under?

Where women glow and men plunder?

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover"

 

Buying bread from a man in Brussels

He was six-foot-four and full of muscles

I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

And he said...

 

"I come from a land down under

Where beer does flow and men chunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover"

Yeah

 

Lyin' in a den in Bombay

With a slack jaw, and not much to say

I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me

Because I come from the land of plenty?"

And he said...

 

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)

Where women glow and men plunder?

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover."

 

Living in a land down under

Where women glow and men plunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover

 

Living in a land down under

Where women glow and men plunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover

 

Living in a land down under

Where women glow and men plunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover

 

Living in a land down under

Where women glow and men plunder

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover

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Iv wanted to live in new zealand for ages! I know it's not the same thing, but it's simmila! And I like that addvrt as well, it was funny when he made the crab run on the tred mill to power the fridge an..........(talks in a hushed voice to associat)......well I have just been informed that I have, once againg, got it wrong. Thats not the fosters add, it's the carlington add!!! opps.

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