Natty Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Bloke- Chris Franklien (sung to the tune of B*tch by Merideth Brooks) I hate the new-age guys I'm a chauvinist I live on beer and pies Tried to tell ya But you look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath Hehe, don't brush my teeth Yesterday I lied But all me mates gave me a real good alibi Thanks guys (No worries, mate) I really went out drinking I told you I was at work Don't ask me for commitment Because it's something I will shirk I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker And I really love your knockers I'm a labourer by day I piss up all me pay Watching footy on T.V. Just feed me more V.B. Just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away Or take me as I am This may mean you'll have to fetch another can Rest assured if I start to make you breakfast I'm going to extremes But tomorrow I'll get ****-faced And today won't mean a thing I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo And me best mate's name is Robbo Winfield is me cigarette I dress in flannelette Shearer's singlet that is blue Throw in a few tattoos You know you wouldn't want me any other way When you think you've got me figured out The season's already changing (From footy to cricket) I think it's cool when I act like a tool And me mates try to shave me I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker And I really love your knockers I'm a labourer by day I piss up all me pay Watching footy on T.V. Just feed me more V.B. Just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo And me best mate's name is Robbo Winfield is me cigarette I dress in flannelette Shearer's singlet that is blue Throw in a few tattoos You know you wouldn't want me any other wayBloke- Chris Franklin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duder Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Aussies rule! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoE GurL Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 i totally agree well... i dont have a kangeroo for a pet i dont wrestle with crocodiles and i dont wear a cork hat i fight wars but never start wars id rather make peace i can wear my countries flag with pride i am the rock i am the ocean i am the island continent My brothers are the Smiths, the Wilsons, the Santarellis, the De Costis, the Wongs and the Jagamarras I play football WITHOUT a helmet I LIKE beetroot on my hamburgers I ride in the FRONT seat of a taxi I believe this is a prawn NOT a shrimp I believe the world is round and down under is ON TOP! i believe Australia is the best address on Earth and Australians Brew the best beer on Earth!!!!!!!! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 i'd have to agree with you there. england isn't exactly the best adress on earth, and i've always wanted to live in australia, it just seems like a cool place to live. and i never really got the whole down under thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 9, 2002 Author Share Posted April 9, 2002 I love the Fosters Beer ad See Aussies rock I always told you we did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 13, 2002 Author Share Posted April 13, 2002 I COME FROM THE LAND DOWNUNDER Travelling in a fried-out combie On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said... "Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover" Buying bread from a man in Brussels He was six-foot-four and full of muscles I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich And he said... "I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover" Yeah Lyin' in a den in Bombay With a slack jaw, and not much to say I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty?" And he said... "Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah) Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Johnson 2 Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Iv wanted to live in new zealand for ages! I know it's not the same thing, but it's simmila! And I like that addvrt as well, it was funny when he made the crab run on the tred mill to power the fridge an..........(talks in a hushed voice to associat)......well I have just been informed that I have, once againg, got it wrong. Thats not the fosters add, it's the carlington add!!! opps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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