Deadmeat_X Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Just making a short pitstop here to share this really funny thing i found on the web with you. 100 ways (well, it are just 61 ways, but 100 sounds cooler) to be annoying to everyone around you... 1) Keep on talking to strangers, no matter what don't stop and keep on changing the subject. (ex. "Hey Mr. Green!" "Yeah?" "You left your coat in the mall" "Oh?" "My cat's name's Ginger" "Eh," "Today I saw the most uglest monster in my life. It had purple skin and green spots. Kids call it Barney." "Ok..." "I got three dollars in my pocket" "Good for you" "Hey wait Mr. Green don't you whana know about my mom's name?" <end) 2)Keep on repeating yourself 3)Everytime you say a word that contains 'a'sneeze right after. I got a, *sneeze* sorry, ca--*sneeze*t mister wa--*sneeze*nka--*sneeze* 4)Keep repeating youself 5)Talk to your hand and make weird waving motions; like in the X-files. 6) Keep repeating yourself 7) Pretend you are an alien and you know nothing aboout sex and keep on asking about it to strangers. 8) Keep repeating yourself 9) From here on out you know nothing about personal space. Repeat #7 &3 #3 whenever you attempt this. 10) Keep repeating yourself 11) Act like you don't know how to read and then start telling everybody that the newspaper your holding contains top secert FBI material. 12) Keep repeating yourself 13) Faint everything time someone swears or curses. Repeat #9 while doing this. 14) Keep repeating yourself 15) Offer to wash someone's dishes for free, and then wash the dishes with laundry cleaners. 16) Keep repeating yourself 17) Pretend you are forgetful and act like your alway search for something, while doing this keep #9 in mind. 18) Keep repeating yourself 19) Wear a pirate constome to the christmas pagent, and prentend your a preacher on holloween. 20) keep repeating yourself 21) Act like your trying to say something but stop everytime you say it. (ex "I was ho--- (ping)....that we'd g---(o) out on Frid--(ay) ni--(ght)" <end) 22) Keep repeating yourself 23) Act like a hillbilly who wants to get horny with every girl/guy, he/she meets. 24) Keep repeating yourself 25) Keep on asking every girl/guy out for a date and then dump them on the spot after they say yes. 26) keep repeating yourself 27) run up to a girl in a middle of a cocktail party and ask her if she wants to marry you and have sex tonight. 28) keep repeating yourself 29) say your richer than bill gates, and to prove it you give a penny to the guy you said it too with a "Don't spend it all in one day son!" 30) keep repeating yourself 31) always laugh like a hyena every ten seconds. 32) Keep repeating yourself 33) Mawhaahahahahaahahahaahahaahahahahah 34) Keep repeating yourself 35) Mawhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 36) Keep repeating yourself 37) Everytime you go to McDanlds or Burger King, spill your drink all over the cashier right after she/he hands it to you and say your sorry. Then ask for another one. Repeat this until you get kicked out. 38) Keep repeating yourself 39) Run naked into a all girls/guys sleep over with a mask over your face then start yelling. 40) Keep repeating yourself 41) Always accuse someone of lying. 42) Keep repeating yourself 43) YOU'RE LYING!!! 44) Keep repeating yourself 45) YOU'RE LYING!!! 46) Keep repeating yourself 47) Guys- wear a ganster outfit to a funeral, Girls- wear a swimsuit to a funeral. 48) Keep repeating yourself 49)Swear everything someone says a letter 'a' 50)Ahem...****! 51) Add sound effects at every chance. 52)Always Repeat yourself...****! 53) ta ta ta ta ta ta ta to to to to tooe tooe poo 55) Always shout becareful to everyone when they do anything besides breathing. 56) Always repeat yourself...aw the heck with this. 57) Pretend you need to go to a bathroom but you can't find one so **** on the side of the street. 58) Try your best to be the Amercia's Most Funniest Crimals. 59) Say 'spider monkeys of the devil's work' everytime someone else annoys you. 60) be very very very forgettful! 61) I forgot......really i mean it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 62) Talk like you're in....a comic book! 63) Shout "Look!" The Goodyear blimp! Oh, sorry Larry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 64) Talk about how u got laid last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 65) in a really packed elevator,stare at somebody for a loong time, then say "you´re one of them" loudly, then go as far away form that person as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 66. after getting out of an elevator, press all the buttons, that way the next person/people to go in has to stop on all the floors. 67. keep repeating yourself 68. after getting out of an elevator, press all the buttons, that way the next person/people to go in has to stop on all the floors. 69. keep repeating yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 10, 2002 Share Posted April 10, 2002 70. send group emails to work mates letting them know you'll be in the toilet if anyone needs you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted April 10, 2002 Share Posted April 10, 2002 71. attack others with a blue pen!! 72. Repeat yourslef 73. Go to a movie uve already seen and scream whats going to happen to every1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 10, 2002 Share Posted April 10, 2002 74. sit in a car with a hairdryer and pretend to be police men checking for speeding motorists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoE GurL Posted April 10, 2002 Share Posted April 10, 2002 75. keep asking why? why? why? why? why? why? but WHY? 76. keep repeating yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted April 10, 2002 Share Posted April 10, 2002 77. go into a newsagent which have offers of four chocolates for £/$1. take five to the cashier and slam a pound/dollar/ whatever your currency onto the counter. when told you can only have five., keep asking the casier if he/she knows who you are. "Do you know who i am?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COJ Posted April 10, 2002 Share Posted April 10, 2002 work at a chiness resto and keep askin "And then..." when people order (Dude wheres my car) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 79 - Whe someone says something intersting, start picking your nose uncontrolably and look interested. Try #75 when doing this. 80 - Spam on forums saying "Do you know who I am?":D 81 - Turn away from people when they are about to say something 82 - Keep repeating yourself 83 - Yell "Sammyboy!" When ever you see someone you know. Do # 18 when you do this. 84 - When someone offers to shake hands say "I'd prefer to sniff our butt" and while you face is on there butt remember #9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al-back from the BigWhoop Posted April 11, 2002 Share Posted April 11, 2002 85-when in an elevator, make fart noises and every time u do so, shout "WHO DID IT? WHO DID IT?!" 86-when some1 says he is going to watch a movie u have already seen, say a little part of the movie, and then say "but im not gonna tell anything else cause u r going to whatch it, just that..." and tell another piece of the movie. repeat this sequence until u tell the whole movie. 87-Keep repeating yourself 88-go to somewhere crowed and ask about some topic taht was in the news and u "didnt see it". when the guys starts to talk about it, turn around as ask the same question to some1 else 89-say u have something to say but u forgot. repeat that every 5 seconds. 90-keep this topic going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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