bsbuckeye21 Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 I was playing JK2 for a while yesterday (of course ) and when I was done I wanted to watch some Letterman. I go to sit down, and the remote's across the room. Then, I just look at it for a few seconds like I'm gonna use force pull, and then I think, "oh dang, that's right, I'm not in the JK2 world anymore." That's how you know you're dead tired and have been playing JK2 for too long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebelwerfer_ Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Hey JMR, it's pretty great that you are so pationately opinionated about what I wrote, but I was referring to Power_Ed in my post. personally i would use force speed to get infront off the line in the supermarket going "MUAHAHAHAHA" as i run past ppl then i would use the drain/grip combo on the dude at the counter (just to scare him) ...last i would finish him off with my key-bind-taunt... But if you believe that talking about choking a cashier is alright then I was referring to you BTW I am a twenty year old college student who plays JK2, Not a jesus freak or fat comic book guy. P.S. nobody understands your metaphores, so if you really want to get your point across, stop writing as if your talking to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plan9 Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Nebelwerfer, kids like him may give gamers a bad rap - but I think you give the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE a bad rap. You're a freaking moron. Can't you realize what he said was, in fact, a joke? Talking about what he would (fictionally) do if he had FORCE POWERS in real life? Just a note for the weak minded (ie, nebelwerfer): no one actually has force power in real life. For future reference nebelwerfer, it was a joke, a farce; a made up situation that will never come true. Please leave the forums and do us a favor and don't come back until you have a.) a brain and 2.) a sense of humor. mmm kay? Thx info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
power_ed Posted April 14, 2002 Author Share Posted April 14, 2002 Originally posted by Nebelwerfer_ You guys who are talking about hurting people if you had jedi powers are very vicious people. It's kids like you who give gamers a bad rap; talking about how the game makes you wish you had the power to hurt people and then have the nerve to brag about it online for everyone to see. If you really feel like hurting people that much then i suggest you stop playing the game and get some fricken counciling. JOKE.. okay? JOKE! get a sense of humor for crying out loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebelwerfer_ Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 since when is choking people funny? I'm through with you little sick freaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Nuke Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 If I had force powers personally I'd use it to learn. Talk to long gone philosophers, generals, statesmen, some religious figures such as Buddah *oh wait...BOOKS!*. Things like that (yeah, I'm a good side guy ) As for Mr Everyone is evil and should just play nice...sorry, I don't want to live in a world where everyone has to play nice and never offend. Sure, it sounds good in theory (like communism, works in theory, not in practice) but who would want to live in a watered down overgrown barney cartoon? The self righteous always know how to tell others how to live and think. Live by your standards, leave mine alone please. That's the creation of what's called a negative utopia (you're a smart college guy, read up on it). If you don't like something, don't respond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tozier Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 If I had force powers.... to hell with the law! I'd be rampaging around torturing people like Desann first does to Kyle. Any on that liiked at me cockeyed GRIP samsh 'em into a wall than fry them with ligktning.... yeah... the Dark Side... All you weakling Lighties bow before me!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tozier Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 *Catches his breath* Sorry I'm in rant-mode. BOW, WEAKLING LIGHTIES MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! All better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greves Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 a.) a brain and 2.) a sense of humor. mmm kay? Thx info. a.) 2.) eh? 1. i would use force pull and push to play jedi knight 2. 2. i woud use speed to run downstairs and grab a sandwhich and then run back upstairs to play jedi knight 2. 3. i would use force seeing to make sure no one killed me while i was getting a sandwhich, in jedi knight 2. 4. i would use force lightning to fry my motherboard when i got pissed of at jedi knight 2. 5. i would use force grip to steal new computers from a store when i broke my computer because i got mad at jedi knight 2. 6. i would use mind trick on the people in the store, so they would not see me steal the computer which i would then use to play jedi knight 2. 7. i would use protection, to ensure that no one tried to beat me up on the way home and steal my computer so i could play jedi knight 2. 8. i would use dark rage to tear open the box, cuz those danged boxes are too hard to open, so i could get the comp out and play jedi knight 2. 9. i would use force absorb to absorb skills from all other players of jedi knight 2. 10. i woud use force drain to drain the skill of mine enemies and give it to my friends in jedi knight 2. 11. i would use force heal so that when the FBI came to my house and beat me up for hacking into their computer i could get back on my computer and play jedi knight 2. 12. i would use lightsaber throw to drive off any people at my door so i could continue playing jedi kngiht 2. 13. i would use lightsaber defend and attack to beat up the bullies at my school who pick on me for playing jedi knight 2. did i miss any? please let me know so i can add them btw, what race is yodaa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 I'm through with you little sick freaks. hmm considering that you say you are 20, that means tha only 4-5 years ago YOU were one.... and i dont know why the hell i am saying this....... can i get a from you all? ps: credit go's to [sico] for the pic. (to bad we cant post most of those...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Id stroll into a BIG bank and look the Cash person dead in the eyes: ZDawg: I want you to put everything in the Safe into my car Cash Guys: WTF? J00 St00p. I am not gonna give you all the money like that! ZDawg: *force MindTrick* WTF? Corse joo will Cash Guy: .... Corse i will Security Guard: WTF? you cant give him all the money!! ZDawg: *grips Guard and lifts him off the ground* Corse he can *Force Pushes him out a winodw* Mean wile.... Cash guy is getting all the money in the car: ZDawg: ok, thats enough Cash Guys: ok have a nice day ZDawg: you to *Grip push combo once more* TTFN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Originally posted by Pol Favre yah tell me about it. i totally wouldn't. no seriously, i wouldn't. im personally a christian, and i'd hate to think my faith so weak Iam to... but its all in a joke... laugh it up alittle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanago Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Once discovering that I had these powers I would go about daily life as usual. It would be the little things that would force me to sucome to the dark side. Banker says I dont have an account and I cant take out the 50-Million dollar withdraw----I dont belong to the resort so I cant drive the golf carts around----Just because I have a ticket doesnt mean I can ride the rides all day-----you cant drive on that side of the street and thats why I'm giving you a ticket. You know---the little things that get to ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
power_ed Posted April 16, 2002 Author Share Posted April 16, 2002 Originally posted by Nebelwerfer_ ... It's kids like you .... Edit: i'm even older than you are so please STFU, I say again: It was a joke goddamnit, What is the possibility of force powers appearing IRL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Where's that pic of sico's... "have a nice glass of... STFU" lol - gotta get that one =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Notice to all- sico was temp banned for his pics.... so i SUGGEST you dont use them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalGuard Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 I would of course use my force powers for good only (as I too am a 'real-life Jedi' [uK censors really asked for that one]) but wait... If I had force powers surely anything that benefitted me would benefit all mankind as it would increase my power to help them... Yes, YES! I see it now, with the guidance of the force I could control the destiny of the entire human race! My forsight and vision could lead to a new golden age! Subversives and malcontents could be mind-tricked into being productive citizens! Terrorist assasains would be foiled by my force-protection! Political opponents would be devastated by my lightning fast key-binded taunts, or just my lightning! Humanity would follow me, it's munificent leader made immortal by force heal to a new era of peace and prosperity where I would rule unchallen... *REALITY CHECK* Er, yes. I'm can only do that stuff in JK2. Just as well really. And people say the dark side is more powerful. Pssh Amateurs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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