Saint Nuke Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Greetings to all of you out there! After seeing the Saberists code and the Anti Saberists Code. I have decided to come up with yet another code. This is for all of you people out there who spend a majority of the time just messing around. Let me start by stating some things for the record: 1) I do agree with a lot of the -SC- ideals out of habit, that's just the way I play and have always played. I like you all and what you stand for. 2) I get a strange kick out of *ASC* just because the rivalry of it brings out the worst in people. Maybe it's my Bill Hicks-like twisted thought process. I like you all for your skill in rat-bastardy. 3) Everyone gets joy out of this game in a different way, simple as that. 4) Fragging gets sort of boring after a while. 5) Midgets are funnier than clowns, but we can't really go around calling ourselves the Jedi Midgets now can we? The Jedi Clown Code: 1) We are here to have fun and make sure others have fun, if it's at my expense...I'll find a creative way to deal with it such was taunt+speed and make them chase me around the whole map. 2) Every once in a while crouch and walk around, professing to be Yoda, speaking in bass ackwards english. 3) I will not be a rump ranger or l33t d00d. 4) I will find keep an eye out for wierd stuff in the game, such as being able to jump run around a pillar. 5) The -SC- and *ASC* are not your enemy, windows are .... attack any window you see without mercy. 6) Feel free to carry on a conversation with yourself if no one else is in the talking mood. 7) Never resort to lame name calling, be creative! If someone keeps laughing at you for falling off ledges, inform them you're working on your diving techniques. Tell them that last one they saw was called "The Greg Luganis Half Gainer No Brainer" or something. Elaborate on your BS artwork by saying there is a league call JK2 diving league that specializes in falling off tall things with style. (not that EXACTLY, come up with your own stuff) 8) If someone is bragging, brag right back at them! "I racked up 25 frags n00bs!" "Oh yeah? Well I can belch my ABCs in 2 burps!" 9) Put *JC* at the end of your name if you feel like it, or don't if you don't. 10) Add to this list if you have ideas and any other things you do in the game to have fun. List of some things I go in game: 1) The Yoda thing. 2) Using thermal detonators for force jump on non force servers. 3) Following the jumpy players around with mind trick and keep hitting taunt, you'd be suprised how quickly they jump and swing around at thin air. 4) Jump around the map singing "here comes peter cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail" 5) Tell people I am Zorro, after working on it you can get pretty good at slashing Z into walls. 6) Create (or join) a small band of hooligans who roam around sabers closed (sometimes open for the occasional fght) and just make general @$$es of ourselves. Thus was born the "Great Wall of Taunt" Rock Over London Rock On Chicago Saint Nuke *JC* Out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 dude, its people like you that give me faith in the normal regular gamer... keep up your humorous ways, and may good fights follow you all your days... also, i will cliff dive anyday with you.. so long as it isnt into that nasty green water on the artimus mine levels... yeach!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 when i read the topic title, i was gonna let you have the chris rock pic, but...but.... ITS REALLY FUNNY! :D keep it up! i anit pleging myself a *JC* but still damn funny:D :D good work;) edit: i went for dr. hook btw:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
power_ed Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 seems like everyone is pretty scared of that hook guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPY_jmr1 Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 well vote for him then dammit! :D j/k;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
power_ed Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 i did, i did.. .. he's just to scary :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valdarious Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 I cringe everytime I see her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S!TH!NAT0R Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 ROFLMAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S!TH!NAT0R Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Now this would be quite interesting..... -JCC-Jedi Clown Code VS. -SMC-Sith Midget Code Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Nuke Posted April 16, 2002 Author Share Posted April 16, 2002 In retrospect perhaps i should have named the unorganized organization the "Tampon Jihad For the Constipation of Yavin" TJ4CY Then again, maybe not. From this moment on any postings I make on this thread will be in Yoda bass ackwards speak. All that is, from me. Force be with you may. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S!TH!NAT0R Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 The -SMC- Sith-Midget-Code............................................ 1)Roll around on as many players feet as possible. 2)If a JCC player is spotted attacking mercilessly ata window, jump on his back and ride him like the clown he is! 3)Dismember as many players as possible at the knees! 4)If a player is spotted just standing there, roll up behind him and extend a loving enima with yur saber! 5)If you are challenged to a duel, act like yur gonna accept then speedily leap on his shoulders and ram yur sabeer mercilessly into his eyesockets! 6)Play Fairly according to the SMC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valdarious Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 After winning a duel, crouch repeatedly on the corpse's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanke4252 Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 I like to get the lando skin and use his annoying "WOOOHOOOOO" taunt over and over and over again and have people chase me round and round a level. Does that count? I also do the same with mon monthma's "yes" taunt, and say that I'm making low budget porn in the starwars universe. But off the funny, I like to teach people different techniques in game if they are new or having trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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