PointMan Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Guys, guys, guys... The debate about who is better is not about who could own who. It really just boils down to who the ladies would rather have in bed. So tell me, who do you think gets the most? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raynaga Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Well, being faster than a speeding bullet isn't always a good thing, if you get my drift... --R-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PointMan Posted April 23, 2002 Author Share Posted April 23, 2002 Well, being faster than a speeding bullet isn't always a good thing, if you get my drift... Dude, that is so one of my favorite jokes of all time. Hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarWind Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Here, Superman is at a real disadvantage. Besides the chance that he'll simply kill his lady friend, he can't compare with the Jedi Mind Trick. Really, all it take is one hand wave with a "That was the best sex you've ever had" and Supes is down no matter what (literally and figuratively). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Seawalker Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Who cares if u can fly when u can just use a car and being as fast as a bullet when flying how do u know if a plane is in front of u l.o.l Maybe he can have Xray vision but the jedis dont need that **** they go the force and laser eyes can deflected by lightsabers. If he can handle a bullet can he handle a laser ? Super man is gay and the Jedis Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clone: :clone: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACGe0rge Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Jedi are trained extensively with their "saber" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Ugh..... I did not need that mental image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.L. Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 To quote the prophet Brodie from Mallrats "You can bet that he blows a load like shotgun through her back" Therefore with severe mutilation taken into effect, the Jedi would win *Apologies for the images* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 I hope your happy! You've soiled my image of Superman forever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogerwilco2002 Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 What would happen if Superman became a Jedi? Then he would be the ultimate sex machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodaichi Kuno Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 All I have to say..... Ewan McGreggor... grroowlllllllll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.L. Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett I hope your happy! You've soiled my image of Superman forever! I do my best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Sigh...... :rolleyess Just kidding.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 ftlog don't u people have anything better to think/do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star ReaVeR Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 Yo think about this, Superman isn't allowed to marry that stupid reporter girl of his because she isn't allowed to know his identity. so are Jedi's allowed to fall in love? I first thought not because of Anakin and Amidala (forbidden love) but when I was thinking about Kyle and Jan I thought it was possible.... If I'm totally wrong explain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CupO'Coffee Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 kyle is not a jedi. though jan is always talking about jedi here and jedi there, but he is no mofo jedi. also he ever sworn the jedi oath (ok, he has sworn the oath the be the protector the valley of the jedi, but thats all). anakin, on the other hand, has sworn an oath to the jedi which obviously forbidds him to fall in love. of course he does... bringing on the whole "im your father" thing and now to the superman vs jedi thing. only one thing needs to be said: anakin: 2 children gayman: 0 'nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Spirit Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 hehe this reminds of a funny joke i saw on tv well....superman was flying around metropolis one day and he looked down and he noticed wonder woman, totally naked, lying down on the top of a building!!!! he thought: "id like a bit of that" so he flew down to her, did her real fast, i mean like superman at full speed fast!!! and then flew off wonder woman sat up and said "what on earth was that???" and invisible man said "i dunno but it hurt like hell!!" so that is why Jedis would be better than superman Divine Spirit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PointMan Posted April 23, 2002 Author Share Posted April 23, 2002 Divine, I believe that the punch line to that joke is a little off... I think it goes more like this: "I don't know, but my ass hurts like hell." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 a Jedi is better in bed because Superman is in a wheelchair now... Superman is over 50 and Jedi's around 20....... A man in a blue suit, get real..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amorpheus Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Mind Trick is all you can think of? That's weak. A Jedi can read her mind and move things by thought. 'nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonk-raider Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Well see thats where The original order messed up.. denying feelings insteed of lukes new way of confronting them and dealing with it even the last two surviving jedi masters admited they messed up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogerwilco2002 Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 But see if superman became a Jedi he would have the best of both worlds. The super strength and the jedi finesse. Then he would change his name to Ladies Man. Well it is probably already copyrighted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PointMan Posted April 24, 2002 Author Share Posted April 24, 2002 Well, I mean... just becuase Superman CAN go faster than a speeding bullet, doesn't mean he HAS to. But be assured, that he can go as fast and as hard as any woman would want him to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewBJedi Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Great topic for all the young ones to read. You guys need an adults-only forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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