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159297180(19:05 PM) :

hahaha! Hoo is THERE?

NiKo(19:05 PM) :

a man who cant spell "who" ?

Koko(19:06 PM) :

Hi 110038810

 

NiKo(19:07 PM) :

so formal?

Koko(19:08 PM) :

uhhuh

NiKo(19:09 PM) :

is this about advertising porn or something?

Koko(19:10 PM) :

nope. more like an ICQ prank call.

NiKo(19:11 PM) :

i see.....

Koko(19:11 PM) :

what?

NiKo(19:11 PM) :

i'm hitting the 'ignore' button now if thats okay with you...

Koko(19:11 PM) :

wahtever

 

NiKo(19:12 PM) :

next time, you BETTER have some porn to advertise!

Koko(19:12 PM) :

*BUUUUUUUURP*!

NiKo(19:13 PM) :

smartest thing i've heard all day

 

Koko(19:14 PM) :

Hey, NiKo, Watts that suposed to be meaninining? Hmmm...?

NiKo(19:15 PM) :

....i dunno...

 

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point of topic, share stupid chats you had with people who came to you on AIM/icq/ whatever

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at a concert or a gig thing whare kylie was playing about a year ago or under someboody who thought thay was a kylie fan stood up and shouted to kylie we love you kylie kylie said back wood you have said that a year an a half a go this person done said nofthink a true kylie fan wood have said yes we love you no matter what you go though let me no what you think ? by

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This is from some guy on MSN that I don't know, you'll have to excuse the bad language or any homophobic insult I may I made :(

 

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you name it, you know it youv got it, - 05/06/02 20:15:39 *

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[20:15] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: hiiiii

[20:15] murta - the token white guy says: hey

[20:16] murta - the token white guy says: who are you? :s

[20:16] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: what up murta ma monkey man

[20:16] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i seached your email adress for a joke

[20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: and you turned up

[20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: boooooooooooook

[20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: it was funy

[20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: funy

[20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: e heeeeeeeeeee

[20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: eee heeeeeeeeeeeeee hheeeeeeeeeee eeeeee

[20:17] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: well

[20:17] murta - the token white guy says: a)who are you?

[20:17] murta - the token white guy says: b)I think I'll block you soon

[20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: your monkey

[20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: b/no please don't

[20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i like talking to aliens

[20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: and i like skating

[20:18] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: and computer games

[20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: like tony hawks,half life,monkey island and rayman

[20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i think you sink

[20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i thing i will block you

[20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: not

[20:19] murta - the token white guy says: still though, who are you?

[20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i dont know you nether

[20:19] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: :D

[20:19] murta - the token white guy says: ok, i'm gonna block you now, bye

[20:20] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: ill send a picture off me

you name it, you know it youv got it, would like to send you the file "Jonathan 2.bmp" (226 Kb). Transfer time is less than 2 minutes with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Transfer of file "Jonathan 2.bmp" from you name it, you know it youv got it, has been accepted. Starting transfer...

You have canceled the file transfer.

[20:20] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: but why

[20:20] murta - the token white guy says: in fact, why not compress it to jpg

[20:20] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: don't ya wnna see ma

[20:20] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: good idea

you name it, you know it youv got it, would like to send you the file "Jonathan 2.jpg" (15 Kb). Transfer time is less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Transfer of file "Jonathan 2.jpg" from you name it, you know it youv got it, has been accepted. Starting transfer...

[20:21] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: eeeee

You have successfully received C:\My Documents\My Received Files\Jonathan 2.jpg from you name it, you know it youv got it,. Before opening this file, you may want to scan it with a virus-scanning program.

[20:21] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: im beautiful

[20:22] murta - the token white guy says: that is scary

[20:22] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: eeeeeeeeeee

[20:22] murta - the token white guy says: scary

[20:22] murta - the token white guy says: scary

[20:22] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: im jonahtan you knowe

[20:22] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: thats my frend relly

[20:22] murta - the token white guy says: i still have no idea who you are

[20:23] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i seached you email adress for a joke and you turned up

[20:23] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: OK

[20:23] murta - the token white guy says: what did you put in?

[20:23] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GET IT

[20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: WAT YA DOING

[20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THTA'S SILLY

[20:24] murta - the token white guy says: i hate you

[20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I LOV YOU

[20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW OLD R YOU

[20:24] murta - the token white guy says: Block

[20:24] murta - the token white guy says: bye

[20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: NOOOOOOOOOOO

[20:24] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THATS SILLY

[20:25] murta - the token white guy says: what did you search for?

[20:25] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW OLD R U

[20:25] murta - the token white guy says: **** you loser

[20:25] murta - the token white guy says: you are blocked and deleted for ever

[20:25] murta - the token white guy says: i'm 16 btw

[20:25] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM 10

[20:25] murta - the token white guy says: haha fag

[20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THATS NAUGHTY WORDS

[20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HEHEHHEHE

[20:26] murta - the token white guy says: ass face

[20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I SEACHED MURTA

[20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM GONNA HACK YOUR ACCOUNT

[20:26] murta - the token white guy says: go right ahead

[20:26] murta - the token white guy says: you sound really intelligent

[20:26] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MURTAMAN

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I'LL GET U AT YOUR MONKEY FORUM

[20:27] murta - the token white guy says: good

[20:27] murta - the token white guy says: i'll just ban you

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I LOV OOV LOV LOV LOVU

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: :$MONKEY

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: (L)

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: A FULL HEART

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HEHEHHEHEHEHE

[20:27] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: (U)

[20:28] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: A brockon HEART BOO HOO

[20:28] murta - the token white guy says: learn to spell

[20:28] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: OK

[20:28] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: TEACH ME PLZ PLZ PPZ

[20:28] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I LIKE MY FRIENDS WILLY

[20:28] murta - the token white guy says: i like your mum's

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GAY

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GAY]#

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GAY

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: GAY

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THAT IS IMMURTUTE

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: JUST LIKE U

[20:29] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IT'S NOT FUNNY

[20:29] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I CAN DO IT 2

[20:29] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:29] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: *CTRL+ENTER about 5 times here*

[20:29] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: *CTRL+ENTER about 5 times here*

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: JK,XE

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: F PUHJ

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IU

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: Y

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: 8

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: YG

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: U

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: 6T

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: UT6

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: Y

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM MAD

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IV GOT A GRUM

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: *CTRL+ENTER a million times here*

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IV GOT A GERM

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: BOOOOOOOOOK

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: germ?

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM GONNA KILL YOU IN YOUR HOUSE

[20:30] murta - the token white guy says: you mean you've got AIDS?

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I KNOW WHERE U LIVE

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: YEAAH

[20:30] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM GONNA DIE SOON

[20:31] murta - the token white guy says: yeah i live in your mum's bedroom

[20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I HAD GAY SEX

[20:31] murta - the token white guy says: oh good

[20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: YOU GAY ALRIGHT

[20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: BUT .IM GAYER

[20:31] murta - the token white guy says: yeah cos you mum's a man

[20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: i knowwwwwww

[20:31] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW DO YA THIBK I GOT BORN YA SILLY WILLY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: AND YOUR MUM IS A BIG HAIRY MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: SHE'S MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY

[20:32] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: MA MONKEY!!!!!!!!

[20:34] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HE HE HE

[20:34] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: WERE AM I ONLINE OR OFF

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW IMMURYTURE

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW IMMURYTURE

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW IMMURYTURE

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HOW IMMURYTURE

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: THIS MENS EQAWAR

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I HATE U

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: IM GONNA KILL U

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I KNOW WHERE U LIVE

[20:35] murta - the token white guy says: suck my penis

[20:35] you name it, you know it youv got it, says: I KNOW WHERE YOUR HOUSE IS

[20:35] murta - the token white guy says: puff

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Hey murta? I got the same name on my msn, but I dunno who it is, haven't spoken to him/her yet though. So who was the picture of? BTW- was the email addy something like jacobdean@hotmail.com ?

 

Anyways, here's a few convos I've had recently with Yahoo morons, I'm sorry but Yahoo attracts some of the most stupid people I've ever seen

 

 

forcenineaction: where are you

forcenineaction: when we can see you

natty_is_invisible: at home like a normal person chatting on the net would be doing

¤¤¤This guy stopped talking to me¤¤¤

 

 

BUZZ!!!

natty_is_invisible: why are you buzzing me?

lovahstud: to cyber with you honey

natty_is_invisible: do you masturbate?

lovahstud: nope

lovahstud: why]

natty_is_invisible: masturbating is fun

natty_is_invisible: especially when you dont get any in real life

lovahstud: really

lovahstud: tell me how to do it

natty_is_invisible: well, you know your penis right?

lovahstud: yep

natty_is_invisible: you stoke it with your hand, it makes you feel good, it makes your penis hard, and then when your penis cant take it anymore, you ejaculate your seamen which is often called cumming

natty_is_invisible: how old are you?

lovahstud: 24

lovahstud: and u?

natty_is_invisible: 19

natty_is_invisible: im female and females have to masturbate differently

lovahstud: wowe a nd u know a lot

lovahstud: and how is that

natty_is_invisible: because me and my boyfriend masturbate each other

natty_is_invisible: are you a virgin?

lovahstud: and how do you do it

lovahstud: yes

natty_is_invisible: get what?

lovahstud: no

natty_is_invisible: huh?

lovahstud: yep

natty_is_invisible: are you masturbating?

lovahstud: why do you ask that

natty_is_invisible: im curious

lovahstud: really

natty_is_invisible: yes

lovahstud: hey i am not doing it

lovahstud: but if you initiate i might do it

natty_is_invisible: why? when you cyber you have to masturbate- otherwise there's no point in cybering

lovahstud: really

lovahstud: trhen you make me hot then i will do it

natty_is_invisible: of course- its not real cyber then

natty_is_invisible: i dont cyber

lovahstud: then why shoulkd i doit

natty_is_invisible: i only cyber with a select few and your not one of them

lovahstud: why dont youpu tme i nthe select few honey

lovahstud: dont ignore me please

natty_is_invisible: ÍM NOT IGNORING YOU

natty_is_invisible: i dont know you yet

lovahstud: then u r not allowing me to be ur friend

natty_is_invisible: im trying to get to know you- sheeeeesh sometimes people are so stupid

¤¤¤stopped talking to me- don't know why, and BTW, everything I said about me and my BF is a lie :p well no not really- ummmm maybe not to that extent, but I'm not gonna tell you my private life¤¤¤

 

 

 

babool02: hi welcomw

natty_is_invisible: yeah hi

babool02: how r u?

natty_is_invisible: im fine, how are you?

babool02: fine & u from?

natty_is_invisible: im from my mummy's tummy

babool02: what?

natty_is_invisible: where else would i be from?

babool02: ur a/s/l

natty_is_invisible: its on my profile- you do know what a profile is?

babool02: plz tell me, what about u?

natty_is_invisible: what about me?

babool02: yeah

natty_is_invisible: yeah- what about me?

babool02: what happend

natty_is_invisible: what do you mean what happened?

babool02: im 23/m/india

babool02: ur a/s/l plz

natty_is_invisible: i already told you

natty_is_invisible: my a/s/l is on my profile- you do know what a profile is dont you?

babool02: ok, i see

babool02: ur real Name plz

babool02: what are doing there

natty_is_invisible: what do you mean what am i doing there?

natty_is_invisible: i would think it would be obvious im chatting

natty_is_invisible: and my real name is natty- duh

babool02: working or studying

natty_is_invisible: studying

babool02: which standard

natty_is_invisible: huh

babool02: Natalie, tell me your family members

natty_is_invisible: no i dont want you stalking me

natty_is_invisible: will you stop changing the backgrounds? its really annoying me

babool02: ok.

babool02: u have webcam

natty_is_invisible: no i dont- and even if i did i refuse to strip for complete strangers.

BUZZ!!!

natty_is_invisible: **** off with the dingdong

babool02: oh!!

natty_is_invisible: what?

babool02: Natalie give me ur mail ID

babool02: which standard u will studying

natty_is_invisible: no **** off, i dont give that sort of thing out to strangers- they could come and stalk me and rape me or kill me

babool02: really!!

babool02: r u ready to ****

natty_is_invisible: what do you mean really?

natty_is_invisible: im ready to ****- but not with you, dont **** strangers either

babool02: why?

natty_is_invisible: who knows what sort of diseases they might have- how do i know you dont have crabs or aids or something?

babool02: I am a good boy

natty_is_invisible: how do i know that?

babool02: i am Engg Student

natty_is_invisible: do you want a medal?

babool02: good looking, good personality

natty_is_invisible: wow someone sounds conceited

babool02: Not

babool02 has selected the "Falling Hearts" IMVironment

natty_is_invisible: do we really need the animated backgrounds? they're kinda annoying- especially the hearts im worried you're trying to pick me up and its scaring me

babool02: yeah, sorry nalatie

natty_is_invisible: wow- thats probably the worst variation someone has ever spelt my name before

 

babool02: *insert yahoo smiley faces*

natty_is_invisible: dont look at me like that, it scares me

natty_is_invisible: AND DONT KISS ME EITHER

natty_is_invisible: **** off or go on ignore

natty_is_invisible: ok, bye bye, you're going on ignore

¤¤¤went on ignore¤¤¤

 

 

 

¤¤¤the following ones, my YM disconnected on me, luckilly I backed them up not long before it dissed on me¤¤¤

 

ravi_plantpath: chatting from puvjab

natty_is_invisible: chatting from home

ravi_plantpath: what r u studying

natty_is_invisible: sex

ravi_plantpath: again ur natty

ravi_plantpath: tel me real things

natty_is_invisible: im natty and im studying sex

ravi_plantpath: i want to have a good friend

natty_is_invisible: do people hate you coz your boring?

ravi_plantpath: really its shame

ravi_plantpath: yr girl should not talk sex openly with unkown person

natty_is_invisible: why?

natty_is_invisible: whats wrong with talking about sex?

ravi_plantpath: before talking sex u should talk friendly

ravi_plantpath: for tamil culture its not good

natty_is_invisible: lets skip the friendly talk, lets talk sex, if thats ok with you?

ravi_plantpath: i am respecting tamil culture

natty_is_invisible: whats tamil culture?

ravi_plantpath: ok talk

natty_is_invisible: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc next time wont you sing with me

ravi_plantpath: ok beauty don't get angry

natty_is_invisible: i didnt get angry, i was reciting the alphabet

ravi_plantpath: bye

ravi_plantpath: y r interested in sex

natty_is_invisible: because sex makes me feel good

natty_is_invisible: are you a virgin?

ravi_plantpath: fool 100%virgin

natty_is_invisible: how old are you?

ravi_plantpath: 25,and u

natty_is_invisible: your 25 and still a virgin? i lost mine at the age of 12 when i had sex with my camel, im 19 now

 

 

BUZZ!!!

natty_is_invisible: what?

sandy_baba_1: well i said ur invisible right

natty_is_invisible: yeah- your point?

sandy_baba_1: so if u wanna do smthng sexy u can and make the other person feel it

sandy_baba_1: right

natty_is_invisible: yeah they feel it but they dont see it

natty_is_invisible: wow your smart

sandy_baba_1: thx

sandy_baba_1: so can u make me feel it

sandy_baba_1: if u feel so

natty_is_invisible: ummmmmmmm

natty_is_invisible: incase you havent noticed this is the internet- i cant physically touch you, you'll have to touch yourself, its called masturbation

sandy_baba_1: hmm

natty_is_invisible: do you masturbate?

sandy_baba_1: but u can still make feel by telling me what r u doing to me

natty_is_invisible: im chatting to you via a computer

sandy_baba_1: ya thats right

sandy_baba_1: so u can still tell me abt ur imaginations

sandy_baba_1: and make me feel them by ur words

natty_is_invisible: well i like to pretend im a famous singer, i dance around with the hair brush singing into it- does that count?

sandy_baba_1: ya sure

sandy_baba_1: if u imagine me sitting in front of u

natty_is_invisible: i'll pretend your where my computer is

sandy_baba_1: ok

sandy_baba_1: i liked ur point "before talking sex u shld talk frndly"

natty_is_invisible: thats some indian person, i dunno what hes crapping on about

sandy_baba_1: hmm so u dont like indian

natty_is_invisible: i never said that- dont put words in my mouth

sandy_baba_1: ok

sandy_baba_1: sorry

natty_is_invisible: id rather have something else in my mouth, but i dont think you have a big enough one to satisfy me

sandy_baba_1: hmm

sandy_baba_1: well u can try atleast

sandy_baba_1: cause till u try smthng how can u be sure of that\

natty_is_invisible: i just have to look at it

natty_is_invisible: and i can tell whether i want it or not

 

 

 

midnitemanau: hello nat i am 29/m/melb single

natty_is_invisible: hi im 19/f/melb/lesbian

midnitemanau: k

midnitemanau: tata

natty_is_invisible: are you going?

natty_is_invisible: why?

midnitemanau: cos u are a lesbian

midnitemanau: sorry

natty_is_invisible: isnt that being discrimintory?

natty_is_invisible: im very insulted you dont want to talk to me coz im a lesbian

midnitemanau: nope thats being realistic

natty_is_invisible: i talk to everyone regardless of race, sexual preferance or anything, i bet your one of those people who disses lesbians but is always the first to watch lesbian porn

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lol @ natty

k, mine is not half as long nor half as funny, but i found it in my MSN history:

 

I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz:

are you female?

 

Al diz:

are u stupid?

 

I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz:

shut up faq!

 

Al diz:

yes, thats right: im a frequently asked question

 

I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz:

**** you! i can find out where you live!

 

Al diz:

R. Eng. Bianor, 79 ap.61

Butantã São Paulo, SP, Brazil

now u dont have to go through all that work

 

I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz:

NOW YOU DIE!!!!!!!

 

Al diz:

Oh definitly, now i die. i wont even sleep at night.

btw-im hitting the block button now.

 

I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY diz:

**** YOU

 

Al diz:

bye

 

A mensagem a seguir não pôde ser entregue, I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY saiu:

(this message could not be deliveried, I WILL **** YOUR PUSSY has left)

 

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