XERXES Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 winner gets bragging rights... When the thread reaches a second page...I will decide what is the best in my opinion...good luck, and may the force be with you.
RobKerwin Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 Me, in the background, but not visible, "Yes, stormies, time to KILL, MUAHAHAHAHAAA":D Thats why they got out their blasters.
inSpiRe- Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 your soul now belongs to me, skywalker. prepare to feel my wrath! Obey your father!!!!
Pvt_Dancer Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 Darth Vader: You may kiss the bride. Hilarious. I stand no chance. A bit lengthy but: Darth, Luke the Troopers and I have noticed that you haven't been acting yourself lately. We think you have a problem. I mean, my god man... you're drunk right now aren't you!?
DooMy Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 Vader:so ok luke...how long you been pregant now? or..... (behind MrRob...Choke!...CHOKE!!!!Lets see some I.D.....(sound of lightsaber lighting up...)
Darkling19 Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 officer: Lord Vader, this boy claims he is from the black leather and lace escort service... vader: hisss show him to my chambers
DooMy Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 Luke:so what do you think Dad?the black suit or my nice white one....its gonna be a big nite down @the bantha disco...... :**"is this guy a fag or what?..."** 2**"you hear something?"**
Zindell Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 Vader (thought balloon) : If I hear that stormtrooper say "Hey You There" one more time i'm gonno choke the living s*** out of him" Stormtrooper on the right (thought Balloon) : Well He sure has his fathers sweet ass. Luke : Look Dad I'm sorry I broke your death star, It was an accident please don't send me to my room. I'll be good I promise.
XERXES Posted May 9, 2002 Author Posted May 9, 2002 keep it up guys....haha. Remember...once it hits page two...i will choose the best (imho) from page one;) But you guys can decide what you like best also when it hits page two...
DooMy Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 Vader:Look I've got skunk, hashish and some niiiice space coke....i have'nt got all day...what do you want?" (in Background)**"Hey!you there.."**
TiE23 Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 Storm trooper on the right: Man, he got a nice butt. Vader:Hey! (See that the stormtrooper is looking at Lukes butt) :D
Clem Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 luke: does my bum look big in this stormie: no it looks just fine .... maybe u could accesorise more cheers person above for the inspiration
Darth Seph Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 Darth : Hmmmm 5 on 1 eh?? Luke : yes . . . yes it is and I warn you not to underestimate my powers Darth : Do not underestimate the power of the dark side , and get a hair cut for the love of god Storm Trooper : HEY YOU THERE!! Darth : Just Bring it <Emperor out of screen> : Good Fight , Good Night
Murdoch Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 Vader: Very good. Conduct your search and bring his companions to me. And as for YOU, young man, if you run away with those teddybears again i'll cut your g**damn b*lls off! Trooper(silently): He and Palpatine must've had another of their fights.
DooMy Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 Vader: oh c'mon...i know you were Drunk last nite...but where did u park the shuttle?
mima kake Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 Officer:'He said that this long vibrating object belongs to his sister".
inSpiRe- Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 officer: who's your daddy now, skywalker? huh? huh? vader: I AM HIS DADDY! troopers: HALT, OR I'LL SHOOT! SHOW ME SOME ID!
Murdoch Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 Officer: Are you the boy's father Vader: I look like his father to you 'foo? PS mama kake and Darkling19 is best so far DS
Abom|nation Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 Officer to Vader: "Stop right there, young man - this place is for adults only."
Clem Posted May 9, 2002 Posted May 9, 2002 <bows down to mima> i was trying to go 4 quantity hoping that 1 would end up being funny by luck and i still will
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