Equal Opposites Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 The usual rules, winner will be decided by me after it hits the second page. Good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 take 1 of these 3 times a day and that hemarrhoid (sp?) (piles) problem of yours will be cleared up in no time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 :D Jinn: Take it Obi-Wan...(glancing over at Jar Jar dead on the ground) Kenobi: Dude!! no!...you are the one who killed him. Jinn: You are the one who said "shut him up" Kenobi: WTF?!?!? I didnt mean literally! Jinn: You have much to learn young apprentance...now take it... Kenobi: NO! Jinn: TAKE THE THING BEFORE I SPAM DEATH FROM ABOVE ON YOU 20 TIMES WITH IT! Kenobi: Fine master...I will explain to the council why yo/ Jinn: No it was you... Kenobi: OK...it was me...sigh...now lets go swimming and explain this incident to the Gungan high council.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GB_StormTrooper Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 Qui-Gon: I cant take it anymore, take my lightsaber and kill that goddamn gungan! (JarJar) Obi-Wan: As you wish, my master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norvolt Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 You want me to stick that were? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 jinn: its not working .... take a look in the end for me bzzzzzzoooooooooooommmmmmm (lightsaber extends) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Jinn: ok...we have to make sure Queen Amidalla gets this intact... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 jinn: i say the magic words abra cadabra and reach into my hat and out pops .... a lightsaber (tommy cooper voice) just like that! <rapturous applause> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 i found this in queen amidalas bedroom this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 lmao...ok clem lets let other people get a chance...but since you had 3 i get one more:D ... Kenobi: Master you need to shave your chin... Jinn: Let me remind you who is holding the lightsaber...one more comment like that...and you wont have anything to shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Seph Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Obi-Wan how many times i gotta tell you , spit out that gum!! Spit it out into this tube NOW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Jinn: You must do it Obi-Wan... Kenobi: I cant sing!??!?! Are you crazy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 now so i dont waste all of the space i got a 6 for the price o 1 offer here "Now Clean yer teeth" (credit goes to my mate mike) "Here u got some spinach between ur teeth" (mine .... inspired by mikes last 1) and finally "but im not hungry" (mikes again) as you can see ...... mikes not the funniest of people and im scraping the barrel here!! and another of mikes "and i'm supposed to talk in to which end?" and another "new improved light saber- our closest shave yet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Kenobi: DOOD the avatars are back!!!! Jinn: kill me now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Iroel Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 jin: Obi wan your training is complete, but first I've got one more lesson..... Obi wan: Tell me master what is it? Jin : Here obi wan, the new tampax, so compact that fits in the palm of your hand. Bring it always with in the times of needs..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StAtilXl Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Jinn: dont look at me with that tone of VOICE!! Obi thinking:" Im gunna DFA this n00b till he ph33rZ my 1337 SkillZ, D4Mn Fu><1nG H4X0Rz" Jinn: I heard that young man bend over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smcwhtdtmc Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Jinn: Take this, my student. Now turn around. Bend over, and slowly back towards me. *crickets chirp* No! It's a way to kill people! I promise! Obi: sicko.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Originally posted by XERXES Kenobi: DOOD the avatars are back!!!! Jinn: kill me now AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdoch Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Jinn: Do you know what i can do with this? huh?! Kenobi: That's a flashlight Qui-Gon. C'mon, the men in white coats are waiting for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norvolt Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Jin: Now grasshopper remove the saber from my hand and you will be a Jedi Knight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norvolt Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Kenobi, you gotta hit this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Iroel Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Jin: Feel like smoking some acid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt_Dancer Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Do you smoke acid? Heres mine: Now, Obi Wan,this is a Jedi's best friend... if you know what I mean WOAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Qui-gon: (In a calm voice) If you call me that one more time I'll be turning this thing on when it is inside you! OR Qui-gon: He looks like hes on the verge Obi-Won (looking at Jar-Jar) put on this Private Protector 2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zindell Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 Qui-Gon : I see your shwartz is as big as mine. Obi-Wan: No mine is bigger, MUCH bigger Qui-Gon : Oh I forgot to turn it on Obi-Wan : Sure ya did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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