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Looks like everyone in the Star Wars Universe is a whore...

 

Han Solo is a flying wh0r3

Stormtroopers are blaster wh0r3

Trandoshan are Concussion Rifle wh0r3

Obi Wan is a Push, Mind Trick, Jump, Speed, and a Backstab wh0r3

Yes I saw the Jedi wh0r3 did a huge DFA on that droid

C-3PO wh0r3 his phrase "We're doomed!"

Count Dooku and Emperor are Lightning wh0r3s

Jango and Boba Fett are Jetpack wh0r3s

Yoda wh0r3s his Lightning Speed Light Stance Spinning Attack

Death Star wh0r3 its Super-Laser

Chewbacca wh0r3s his Bowcaster

The Millenium Falcon wh0r3s its Hyperdrive

Star Destroyer wh0r3s its size and firepower

The Hoth Fighters wh0r3 their Harpoons

Vader is a Grip wh0r3

Maul is double-saber wh0r3

R2D2 is a beeping wh0r3

Royal Guards are red spear wh0r3s

Grand Moff wh0r3s his phrase "You may fire when ready"

 

Who am I missing?

Bah :)

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Guest HertogJan

Vader is also a saber throwing whore, actually, he's the ONLY throwing whore!

 

Oh yeah, don't forget the POD-WHores, Tusken-sniper-whores etc etc ;)

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