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** Instructor out of picture going through away team backpack checklist **

 

".. and in this pouch here is a fresh can of 'ass don't smell'.. you're gonna need it on that Ewok infested planet, especially you Princess Leia.. use it often"

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Han: I bet a credit, Lando wants to bet.

 

Lando: Damn.

 

Chewie: ROOOAR!

 

Han: MAn, Lando is a dumbass....

 

Luke: HEYYYYYYYYYY!

 

Leia: AHHHH!

 

Chewie: GARRR!

 

Lando: WHAT THE HELL?!

 

Luke: Vadar has come!

 

Vadar: hello.

 

Han: I have a Bad Feeling about this.

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Briefing2.gif

 

Han: So let me get this straight. All six of us live in this apartment building and the only female is Leia?

 

George Lucas: Yeah, you guys are all "friends".

 

Han: Ok, but people want romance, and since Leia and I are the only couple I doubt it will do well in the ratings.

 

George Lucas: It'll do fine. Chewy and Lando are gay.

 

Chewbacca: Whorrrooot theee Heeellll?

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Briefing2.gif

 

All of the attendees were disgusted with Mark Hamill's drunken rant at the first annual George Lucas roast, but none more than Billy Dee...

 

Mark Hamill: (hiccup) "Hey everyone look at me! I went from staring in one of the largest movies in the history of film making to selling cheap malt liquor to poor urban teen gang members"!

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Originally posted by Homosexual Ewok

"Hey everyone look at me! I went from staring in one of the largest movies in the history of film making to selling cheap malt liquor to poor urban teen gang members"!

 

Hey you can't beat a cool 40oz of some cheapass malt liquor! $1.75 for one & All I need are $6 and I'm having a good night!!

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Originally posted by TaKhard

 

 

"Did you guys hear? I die later in some book... OMG!"

 

:D

 

TaKhard

 

and the winner!

 

 

 

another good one:

if you looked closely you would realise it is:

 

 

 

The Raven team coming up with new and exiting ideas for patch 1.04!

 

 

Divine Spirit

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Originally posted by kasiel

"the Rebels try to fathom what the hell that

 

duck-billed, dog-eared, frog-eyed, pathetic waste

 

from a different episode is trying to communicate.."

 

a close third...and btw, i was choosing the quotes without lookin at names...

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