Commander 598 Posted May 18, 2002 Posted May 18, 2002 Since I have been gone I see that Nute obviously gone insane, probably due to the various assination plots by his own commanders that have been uncovered. Oh yes did I mention that this day is my Birthday? I've been living with a US M26 Frag Grenade since yesterday(Eating,sleeping,drinking writing on this forum with it). I guess I can and have been also labeled insane.
Cmdr. Cracken Posted May 18, 2002 Posted May 18, 2002 ...... is it live? Happy b-day, man. what age are you?
Commander 598 Posted May 18, 2002 Author Posted May 18, 2002 My age is irrelevent. I'm 14. Scary considering my love for firearms and explosives. The M26 is a smooth surfaced egg-shaped grenade used durring Nam. Average throwing distance is 40 meters, blast radius is 10 meters.
Keyan Farlander Posted May 18, 2002 Posted May 18, 2002 It's also the pope's birthday. How about that? Happy 82nd Birthday, Holy Father. ...oh yeah, and you're thing too, Commander...
Tierce Posted May 19, 2002 Posted May 19, 2002 Happy bday Mr. Pope....man that pope is a nice guy...old too Oh and happy bday Commander ..easy on the grenades...you might blow a limb or somethin off
Commander 598 Posted May 19, 2002 Author Posted May 19, 2002 Limbs are expendable for me. They can ALWAYS be replaced.
Commander 598 Posted May 25, 2002 Author Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by Psycho Tycho ...only if they're artificial.. What the hell do you think means?
Cmdr. Cracken Posted May 25, 2002 Posted May 25, 2002 wait... that means you have driods for arms? wierd...
Commander 598 Posted May 26, 2002 Author Posted May 26, 2002 Close... I am a droid!!! Lets break down the name... 598(5-98)-BDroid ID Number. Commander-Self Explanatory.
Nute Gunray Posted May 26, 2002 Posted May 26, 2002 You do know that battledroids carry a four digit number.
Commander 598 Posted May 26, 2002 Author Posted May 26, 2002 Used to. Nowadays it just depends on what division your in or were originally in.(I went up the chain of command) 5-5th Armored 98-98th Droid to be registered in the division. All Commanders used to have yellow markings. Now depending on rank it could be Green(General),Blue(Colonel),Red(Major),Orange (Captain),Yellow(Lieutennant). All lower ranks have no markings. Colors used to tell job. Commander(Yellow),Red(Guard/Security),Blue(Pilot)(Tanks, transports,etc) And of course no color markings meant basic Infantry. Old Battle Droids had single track, frontal assault, non-strategizing minds. Now I myself can go through trillions of recorded strategies and improvise if none of the recorded ones fit the current situation. Commanders have access to certain strategies depending on rank. Generals get the works and Lietennants get smaller battlefield strategies. Battle Droids are now also made of newer strong and light alloys thus we can now take more dammage before anything crucial gets dammaged.
Nute Gunray Posted May 26, 2002 Posted May 26, 2002 you lie. i'm viceroy of the trade federation and what i say is the law.
Commander 598 Posted May 26, 2002 Author Posted May 26, 2002 Well I am commander of the Soviet Droid Army. Russians never lie. They'll tell you everything, then they hang you in Red Square.
milkshake Posted May 26, 2002 Posted May 26, 2002 Erm, dude, you can't really do that now. Russia, well, is Russia, like, not the soviet union. Sorry.
Commander 598 Posted May 26, 2002 Author Posted May 26, 2002 HeHe. You actually think that the worlds most powerful and succesful Communist country would just lay down their arms for a democratic government?
Jem Posted May 26, 2002 Posted May 26, 2002 hehe, this reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons. I think it was when Homer joined the Navy and at this international reunion the guy representing Russia said something like this: "The Soviet Union will not accept this!" Then someone else said: "Soviet Union? Didn't you guys break up" The russian guy replied: "That's what we wanted you to think, Muahahahahahaha!" Then the display card that had "Russia" written on it changed into "Soviet Union" and meanwhile in Russia a calm festival parade transforms itself and uncovers a military parade with Scuds and tanks everywhere and soldiers hitting innocent civilians. I want to see that episode again... BTW, does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Commander 598 Posted May 28, 2002 Author Posted May 28, 2002 Seriously though, the last time Russian Police they were camoflaged and carried AK-74s. I saw it on CNN maybe a month ago.
Redwing Posted May 28, 2002 Posted May 28, 2002 I'm scared. May 19th was my birthday. One of my friends' was also May 18th. One day older than me.
Nute Gunray Posted May 28, 2002 Posted May 28, 2002 Originally posted by Commander 598 Seriously though, the last time Russian Police they were camoflaged and carried AK-74s. I saw it on CNN maybe a month ago. Usually countries that are currently involved in a war have a paramilitary police force.
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