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Guest Jar Jar

Yes, that's right. Time to break open this new message board with a kind of topic that's plauged many message boards- a let's make a story topic. Let's try and keep it in the Star Wars universe, folks- first person to end the story loses. Allow me to begin.

 

A long time ago in a galaxy fart (oops), far away...

 

Jar Jar roamed the Naboo swamps, looking for some 'brisky mornin' munchen' when suddenly he heard a KABLAMMO overhead. He ducked, and saw a TIE Fighter hurtle to the ground and explode in a giant fireball. An X-Wing swooped from above the tree tops back into space. And then the TIE's pilot fell to the ground, after apparently ejecting from the TIE.

 

Jar Jar asked, "Whosa is YOUSA?" The TIE pilot just continued on his way. Jar Jar followed. "Whosa is yousa? Where yousa goin?!" he asked. The TIE pilot turned around and gave Jar Jar a nasty punch in the forehead.

 

And I'll leave it at that EXCITING CLIFFHANGER until someone thinks of something.

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Guest Sherack Nhar

... so he had to escape. He made his way to the hangar, where he could steal a shuttle and get out of here... but then he remembered something: he doesn't know how to operate a ship! What will he do??

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Guest Darth Vader

but then the ship was propelled out of the hanger by the explotion and Jar Jar found himself on Tatooine! Then he heard a voice behind him. " who are you" and turned to see......

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Guest Tie Guy

It was non other than the Grim Reeper. He said that Jar-Jar should have died on the ship, but he wouldn't survive this.....

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Guest Tie Guy

Actually, it was the Grim Reeper dressed up as Captain Picard who was dressed up like the Grim Reeper. Then, he touvh Jar Jar with his icy had of death, but.........

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Guest Sherack Nhar

Jar Jar wandered a bit more in the desert before meeting some Jawas. They harrassed him to buy...

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Guest Darth Vader

And Jar Jar said " Mesa no wanten a car!" But the Jawas sold it to him anyway and he then drove to....

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Guest Tie Guy

The, he woke up...again. He had dreampt he was dreaming. He was sitting in a strange chair on the Borg ship with Everyone looking over him. One of them pushed a button.....

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Guest Tie Guy

Nothing happened......."Just Kidding" said the countdown voice. Boom, the ship explodes into a million pieces.......

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Guest Tie Guy

"Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz" He said, "You've said that already" Said the captain. "Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz", "Will you stop that!" said the captain. "Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz", "I order you to stop it!" said the captain. "Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz", "STOPIT STOPIT STOPIT!!!!!!" said the captain. "Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz." Everyone on board runs to the escape pods and leaves the ship. Jar Jar is left standing in the bridge....alone......

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