Guest Jar Jar Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 Yes, that's right. Time to break open this new message board with a kind of topic that's plauged many message boards- a let's make a story topic. Let's try and keep it in the Star Wars universe, folks- first person to end the story loses. Allow me to begin. A long time ago in a galaxy fart (oops), far away... Jar Jar roamed the Naboo swamps, looking for some 'brisky mornin' munchen' when suddenly he heard a KABLAMMO overhead. He ducked, and saw a TIE Fighter hurtle to the ground and explode in a giant fireball. An X-Wing swooped from above the tree tops back into space. And then the TIE's pilot fell to the ground, after apparently ejecting from the TIE. Jar Jar asked, "Whosa is YOUSA?" The TIE pilot just continued on his way. Jar Jar followed. "Whosa is yousa? Where yousa goin?!" he asked. The TIE pilot turned around and gave Jar Jar a nasty punch in the forehead. And I'll leave it at that EXCITING CLIFFHANGER until someone thinks of something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 Jar Jar was knocked out by the blow, and when he awoke....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth Vader Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 He was in Death Star III!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 Hid incredible cluztiness caused him to destroy the main reactor, just by getting close to it......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sherack Nhar Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 ... so he had to escape. He made his way to the hangar, where he could steal a shuttle and get out of here... but then he remembered something: he doesn't know how to operate a ship! What will he do?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth Vader Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 but then the ship was propelled out of the hanger by the explotion and Jar Jar found himself on Tatooine! Then he heard a voice behind him. " who are you" and turned to see...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sherack Nhar Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 Captain Picard! (How's THIS for a turn of events?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 It was non other than the Grim Reeper. He said that Jar-Jar should have died on the ship, but he wouldn't survive this..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 Captian Picard Dressed up as the Grim Reaper! "Want some Earl Gray?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 Actually, it was the Grim Reeper dressed up as Captain Picard who was dressed up like the Grim Reeper. Then, he touvh Jar Jar with his icy had of death, but......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 But, ironicly, Death had a heart attack and died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sherack Nhar Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 Jar Jar wandered a bit more in the desert before meeting some Jawas. They harrassed him to buy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 A new car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darth Vader Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 And Jar Jar said " Mesa no wanten a car!" But the Jawas sold it to him anyway and he then drove to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 the center of a fierce ground war between the Rebels and the Empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 A shot smashed the rear end of his car and flung him onto the ground. Then....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 He got beamed onto a Borg ship. "You will be assimilated"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 Then, he woke up. It was all a dream....or was it. He got out of bed and went outside..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 *ooc*A dream how lame*ooc* and he saw a whole regiment of Storm Troopers with Rail Guns pointed at him he reached into his pocket..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 The, he woke up...again. He had dreampt he was dreaming. He was sitting in a strange chair on the Borg ship with Everyone looking over him. One of them pushed a button..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 "Thank you for pressing the self destruction button, this ship will self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 Nothing happened......."Just Kidding" said the countdown voice. Boom, the ship explodes into a million pieces....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young David Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 But Jar Jar was just beamed out of the ship onto the Enterprise facing the real Cpt. Picard. "Who are you?" the captain said. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rommel Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 ..."Meesa Ja- JA binkz" he said. What are you doing on my ship?" asked the captain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted July 29, 2001 Share Posted July 29, 2001 "Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz" He said, "You've said that already" Said the captain. "Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz", "Will you stop that!" said the captain. "Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz", "I order you to stop it!" said the captain. "Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz", "STOPIT STOPIT STOPIT!!!!!!" said the captain. "Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz." Everyone on board runs to the escape pods and leaves the ship. Jar Jar is left standing in the bridge....alone...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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