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Guest crazy_dog

But then everyone who died came back to life again( :angel: ) and Leia decided to pose nude for Playboy . George Lucas bought that magazine but ne-named it to "Attack of the Clones"

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Guest Wicket
Originally posted by JEDI_MASTA

one day wicket was climbing trees on the forest moon of endor when......

 

EVIL!!!

 

 

He jumped on them an bit their legs off.

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Guest Wicket

and he used his evil ewok ju ju on then an turned them into midgets an he killed em with his stick an all the ewoks had dinner that night

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why u obsessed with deleating sticks?

 

ANYWAYS...........

 

 

Wicket aimed his bum at the death star an proceded to fart at it. Every fart more worst then the last. Until the vapors from the gas had seeped through the walls of the death star and knocked out everyone who was aboard the ship

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Guest oninosensi

Suddenly, Leia, (covered in lime jello), jumped up, and swatted the ewok with a lightsaber, cutting him into steak. "That is for eating luke's leg!" She yelled!

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Guest Wicket

then yoda came outta know where an ripped the danishes off leia's head an feed them to Wicket. He came back together an was as strong as infinite ewoks combined. He grabbed the light saber an shoved it down leia's throut an ran away laughing like dr evil.

 

 

MWHAHAHAHAHA

MWAHahhahHAHA

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Guest Boba Rhett

Fortunately the saber was off, so Leia took it out of her mouth, turned it on and chucked it at Yodas head. It hit him right in the back of the head and cut him cleanly in half. Leia then wnet over to Yodas corpse and.....

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ate his ears and ripped off this white hair an taped it on her chin as a beard to get around in the death star without being noticed. She even took yoda's cuban cigars he had hiden in his cloak all these years. :tsk: :tsk: "shame shame" thought leia, "not sharing with everyone else" so she threw his head out into space just as.......

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THE MIGHTY STEPHEN HAWKING. Hawking disobeyed yoda and confused him to death with his wits. Hawking ran around the death star saying "2+2 is 4, 2+2 is 4,''

 

Finally a stormtroppre took his glasses an broke them an shot Hawking up the nose with his "laser"

 

Then............

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scientific research for some odd reason. The stormtroppers where in the waiting room. "Dr. Coleman will see you now" said the reseptionist. WOW thought the troppers GARY COLEMAN!!

 

when they went in they saw him ..........all 3 ft. 2 inches of him. He looked up at them an said.............

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?!

 

then........

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