Paragon_Leon Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 ...letting go of more gas than anyone could ever manage with a high midichlorian count. Which was what he did, and.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 nothing happened. So, back to the undead legion of stormtroopers. They marched on Durga's palace intent on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Master Yoda Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 helping Durga eat dinner. Then they would.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 20, 2001 Share Posted August 20, 2001 keep feeding him until he exploded into a million..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xwing guy Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 pieces of hutt fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crazy_dog Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 But then everyone who died came back to life again( ) and Leia decided to pose nude for Playboy . George Lucas bought that magazine but ne-named it to "Attack of the Clones" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth'raw'nuruodo Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 But that was just in Jabba's dream. He awoke to find out that he had slept through the undead stormtrooper assult. The stormtroopers were all eaten and Durga fled to Endor. So Jabba. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tie Guy Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 promptly ended the story. Maybe we should start a new one if we want to continue, this one is too wierd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI_MASTA Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 one day wicket was climbing trees on the forest moon of endor when...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xwing guy Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 He saw stormtroopers marching through the forest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wicket Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 Originally posted by JEDI_MASTA one day wicket was climbing trees on the forest moon of endor when...... EVIL!!! He jumped on them an bit their legs off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI_MASTA Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 so he threw a rock at them when they turned around...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wicket Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 and he used his evil ewok ju ju on then an turned them into midgets an he killed em with his stick an all the ewoks had dinner that night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI_MASTA Posted August 28, 2001 Share Posted August 28, 2001 when suddenly they saw the death star ps was it a "deleating stick" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wicket Posted August 29, 2001 Share Posted August 29, 2001 why u obsessed with deleating sticks? ANYWAYS........... Wicket aimed his bum at the death star an proceded to fart at it. Every fart more worst then the last. Until the vapors from the gas had seeped through the walls of the death star and knocked out everyone who was aboard the ship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oninosensi Posted August 29, 2001 Share Posted August 29, 2001 Suddenly, Leia, (covered in lime jello), jumped up, and swatted the ewok with a lightsaber, cutting him into steak. "That is for eating luke's leg!" She yelled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wicket Posted August 29, 2001 Share Posted August 29, 2001 then yoda came outta know where an ripped the danishes off leia's head an feed them to Wicket. He came back together an was as strong as infinite ewoks combined. He grabbed the light saber an shoved it down leia's throut an ran away laughing like dr evil. MWHAHAHAHAHA MWAHahhahHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boba Rhett Posted August 29, 2001 Share Posted August 29, 2001 Fortunately the saber was off, so Leia took it out of her mouth, turned it on and chucked it at Yodas head. It hit him right in the back of the head and cut him cleanly in half. Leia then wnet over to Yodas corpse and..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wicket Posted August 29, 2001 Share Posted August 29, 2001 ate his ears and ripped off this white hair an taped it on her chin as a beard to get around in the death star without being noticed. She even took yoda's cuban cigars he had hiden in his cloak all these years. :tsk: "shame shame" thought leia, "not sharing with everyone else" so she threw his head out into space just as....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI_MASTA Posted August 29, 2001 Share Posted August 29, 2001 yodas head sprouted a body and he used the force to return to the ground speaking in strange tounges he summoned.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wicket Posted August 29, 2001 Share Posted August 29, 2001 THE MIGHTY STEPHEN HAWKING. Hawking disobeyed yoda and confused him to death with his wits. Hawking ran around the death star saying "2+2 is 4, 2+2 is 4,'' Finally a stormtroppre took his glasses an broke them an shot Hawking up the nose with his "laser" Then............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDI_MASTA Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 then a lazer popped out of his butt. the starmtroopers were so amased that they all fainted then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wicket Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 JEDIA_MASTA spammed them to death :laughing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest God Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 then zaphod beeblebrox pealed the spam off of them and brought them back to life for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wicket Posted August 30, 2001 Share Posted August 30, 2001 scientific research for some odd reason. The stormtroppers where in the waiting room. "Dr. Coleman will see you now" said the reseptionist. WOW thought the troppers GARY COLEMAN!! when they went in they saw him ..........all 3 ft. 2 inches of him. He looked up at them an said............. WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?! then........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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