Fallacy Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Rah i have written teh l33t star wars ep.3 synopsis!!!111 Episode 3 – Not by bastardgay george lucas It starts with the star warsy writing thingy coming up the screen ya-de-ya-da. The past few years the clones have been pushing blah blah into submission. The sith have returned to hiding ya-de-ya-da. Pans down onto big star destroyer-like ship chasing a little ship with some vital information about the clones on it ya-de-ya-de-ya-da. Then there’s an X-rated sex scene between Padmé and Anakin and 3 really fit maids, although you never see any of Anakin because… lets be honest, who wants to? Then there’s this big space battle between everyone. And its really cool and stuff Then there’s this huge battle with the remaining 50 jedi and all the clones and all the droids ever built/cloned and dooku. Anakin kills dooku, And all the jedi r teh win!!!11 Then anakin goes "screw you dudes, I don’t like jedi – mistar palpatine r0x0rz jedi b0x0rz, I could 0wn j00 all anyday". Little does he realise his standing by a lava pool. Then padme says, im sorry I have to break up with j00 n00b0x lamer padawan. Then Anakin gets so angry that forgets that he’s dumb and he falls into the lava pit. Obi-wan takes the credit for killing the mini-sith bastard gay because Yoda gives cookies to any jedi who kills a sith. Then Mace Windu goes “what the **** you on about mutha ****a!?, he did no such ****. Besides, little white boy aint dead, he’s just got asthma now.” Then Anakin fights all the 50 jedi 1v1 and pwnz them all by being a grip whore, and seeming as most of the jedi are n00bz and cant use absorb they all die. Then Anakin gets to obi wan and is scared because he knows obi is a push whore and a push whore can 0wn a grip whore anyday, so he runs away. Then mace windu has a big fight with 30 of palpatines clones, and my god is he l33t. He says “Bring it on mutha ****a, i could kick your busted white ass anyday” Then palpatine says “you kicked my dog you bastardgay” Then Windu 0wnz all the clones and tehn goes to kill the real one but gets hit by the death stars big lasery thingy, because he walked in front of the test fire. Then Yoda has a big ‘ol fight with palpatine and he 0wnz him and he’s just about to kill him when he realises teh emp0rer can only die in ep. 6 or the story would be TEH LAMEEE!!!!11 So he leaves him alone. Then padme has babies and Obi wan steals them because he’s weird. He puts one under mrs organa’s butt and she thinks she laid leia overnight, and then obi wan gives Luke to the two freaks on tantooine because owen is an impotent homofag who sux0rz and could never have a babeh. Then obi is too lazy to move and stays on tantooine, and Yoda goes to dagobah because it was the party planet before industrial waste turned it into a swamp. Then Padme finds leia and sits around with her until she’s aboot 4. Then teh empire take ovar everythin!!1111 ------ Now wasnt that teh l33t? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 I'm really starting to understand why DannyJ wants those [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags.... Funny Joke? Idiotic Rant? I'm laughing either way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
striderx2048 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 j00 r0x0rs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbas WhOr3 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 wOOt!!! I knew Yoda likes cookies YUM YUM!!!! Good Story can you do a remake of RotJ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy Posted June 5, 2002 Author Share Posted June 5, 2002 ROTJ eh? It shall be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal-Wan-Kenobi Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Is it true that anni fights 50 jedi's???? Its hard to believe but i could [Obi Wan's son shall shine] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulless Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Then padme has babies and Obi wan steals them because he’s weird even tho that was wierd, this has to be the funniest line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 You missed the most important part at the beginning. After opening crawl, yada,yada (This is what it is from Seinfeld) it MUST then pan to a planet....... Usually down to one, but after AOTC, it could pan up again....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datheus Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 Wow... Then there’s an X-rated sex scene between Padmé and Anakin and 3 really fit maids, although you never see any of Anakin because… lets be honest, who wants to? We could..put a burlap sack over Anikin's head... or... something Now...I read a review of Ep2, that said Lucas had obviously not had any type of relations with any female-ish peoples of the species...so that would mean lots of porno...lots and lots of porno... And that was the first thing I thought when I saw Portman on the big screen at Ep2 "Wow...will he go into detail about that whole..baby thing...please?" Does that make me wierd? -edit- Perhaps it was I who stole their babies, not Obi Won *puts on a Jedi robe* Does this mean I get a cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 You people have waaaaaaay too much free time on your hands (among other things) to think about this sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datheus Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 I mean...I sleep during the day because it's quiet at night I should probably get a job, but I'd like to avoid that until I'm legally responible for myself... I only have 18 years when I'm not, so why not make the best of them? -edit- And oh yea, summer, so even MORE time....weeeee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 READ THE ORIGINAL SCREENPLAYS You will find out how anakin and padme make it: They are onboard a zero gravity space sation thinking they are going to die, the float around in a locker room making out. gess what hapens next LUKE AND LEIA!! Mace Windu and all the jedi do die in a major battle, Anakin uses the force to snap windu's neck, uses force destructon on a bunch of jedi, sabers some and grips them. all because of his poor chickys death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masonis Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 Too much time? Nah. Good Corellian whiskey will have you thinking such things in no time flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 I dont even think Padm'e is Luke and Leia's mother. Anakin has an affair with one of those handmaidens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Ghendu Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 i feel padme will die this episode.....OH GOD ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 I think at padame receved a butt wop'en in Epesode III Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtocolJedi Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 *Sigh* I think it's time to lay off the pipe, Fallacy. That's right, and that goes double for the doobs too. Now, cut off the computer. I know it'll hurt, but it's for the best. Go on. That's it, now the power button. Yes, yes...that ass indentation will still be there tomorrow. Wipe the sweat from your brow, the worst is over with. I want you to leave the confines of your parent's basement. That blinding orb of light is called the sun, your eyes will adapt in time-just don't stare it! Head toward the kitchen. Pour yourself a cup of boiled goat's milk- you heard me, pour it to the brim. I'll wait. Done? Fallacy, I want you to rumage through your father's old LP collection. You'll find a tattered album near the middle. Read it carefully: it's Juan and the Deep-Fried Anal Retentives : BEST OF 1967-1978. There's a song on side 2 entitled: "Mari don' live here no more". You've earned a rest, sit back, take a sip, and enjoy the mellow funk/latin/polka/new wave riffs of the greatest band in history. This has been a public service announcement. Juan and the Deep-Fried Anal Retentives are my anti-drug *LOL* ProtocolJedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallacy Posted June 10, 2002 Author Share Posted June 10, 2002 Crazy, j00 are... hmm im not really one to talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Ghendu Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 this thread scares meh..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdoch Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Originally posted by JandoFett1842 READ THE ORIGINAL SCREENPLAYS You will find out how anakin and padme make it: They are onboard a zero gravity space sation thinking they are going to die, the float around in a locker room making out. gess what hapens next LUKE AND LEIA!! Mace Windu and all the jedi do die in a major battle, Anakin uses the force to snap windu's neck, uses force destructon on a bunch of jedi, sabers some and grips them. all because of his poor chickys death! Where can i find those? Tell me now! If you're fooling around i'll.. i'll be really HURT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Ghendu Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 i think you should have used the spooiler optiion about that cuz im sure certain people would like to wait.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JandoFett1842 Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by Murdoch Where can i find those? Tell me now! If you're fooling around i'll.. i'll be really HURT! I dont know, i borowed it from a friend. It in a book that is almost 4 in thick thoguh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Ghendu Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 i know something else that is four inches thick.......MY LIGHTSABER! :D (Perversion leads to the darkside!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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